[MAG] The RBL Herald, Week 53

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  1. Quriosity

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    BROUGHT TO YOU BY XQUISITE
    Week 53





    TABLE OF CONTENTS

    Introduction
    Top 10 Review
    Top 10 Preview
    Top 10 Punches
    BOTW
    WBOTW
    No-Show Shine
    Power Rankings
    Outroduction


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    Introduction

    Damn yall, we had a grip of no shows this week! We only had 8 complete battles out of 16…that’s garbage. Just one of those weeks I guess…lets keep the activity in this bitch alive yall….anyway
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    Top 10 Review

    01) John Hensley v. 02) D.LOKE

    Shits weak!!! Lol…It’s bad times when the champ match gets no showed…but I guess Hens was busy with life outside the RBL, which is fuckin ridiculous, lol. Anyway, D.Loke dropped a decent verse…It had its moments, but I think Hens woulda KOed to be honest…But he didn’t and D.Loke will have another shot at the title this week.

    03) ALIEN0888 v. 04) Hush!

    This was a pretty good battle…both came pretty consistent and had some slick quotables. I don’t think either one brought their haymakers to this battle, but they both had some shit that landed. This battle was pretty close, but the votes didn’t reflect that…as Alien took this with an impressive KO and earns his way to the champ match this week

    05) Mic-illaH v. 06) Phryme

    blah…Phryme no showed and Mic dropped a pretty cool verse…not much to say, Mic Illah adances to the contendership.

    07) BronzeAtlas v. 08) Xquisite

    I’d be scared to face me too! lol

    09) 2triple0 v. 10) Rap Antics

    L O fuckin L, I’ve never seen anyone tap out and basically say…I’m not good enough to compete against that verse…that shit had me rollin. Antics took it by no show
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    Top 10 Preview

    01) D.LOKE v. 02) ALIEN0888

    I like this match up…It should be entertaining….these dude have different styles, which is good cuz I like seeing different structures battle out… D. Loke can get creative, so I’ll be looking for that, but I think Alien has better wording and humor…not sure how this one will turn out but I got Alien

    03) Mic-illaH v. 04) Xquisite

    I’m excited about this match up this week…so, good luck to you homie!!!

    05) Rap Antics v. 06) nah son

    I think this match up will be pretty close… Rap Antics has the ability to come up with some cool concepts that could quite possibly take this…but nah son has a slick style of his own…I like nah sons simple but sweet structure and flow, I think it really compliments his punches…this one could be battle of the week and I’m not too sure how it will pan out…but I’ll pick nah son based off a hunch.

    07) JayTwo v. 08) Y u n o

    I’m not gunna even front…I don’t recall reading any of your guys’ verse..so I don’t have much to say…hopefully you cats are good and can put up an entertaining match up…I’ll pick Yuno, just cuz I dig the name..lol

    09) Eggo v. 10) –Wordplay-

    Well If these cats drop what I know they are capable of…I think this could be battle of the week. This one is pretty evenly matched and quite honestly could go either way…I think they have different approaches so It’s kind of difficult to pick one here…I think Eggos concepts are a bit more creative so I’m gunna have to give him the nod in this one. But Wordplay shouldn’t be counted out in this one.
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    Top 10 Punches

    1) Most Creative
    Oneduh v. Significantt
    Kinda ironic aint it? I'll pull the ox out then it'll chop ya naval
    This kid from 411.. & after this, he'll get sent to the operator

    2) Best Personal
    Kungfugrip v. Courtesy
    i ranked #2 for signing in, the league's respectin mine
    you're just the faggot that Smart.Alix thought he recognized

    3) Best Wordplay
    Eggo v. Karisma
    ya moms a whore. not NFL material.. so I'm doubtin the bombs hot
    but teams went crazy over the Crabtree sproutin from ya moms twat

    4) Best Nameplay
    Eggo v. Karisma (I think this is the 3rd nameplay in the mag against u in a row…lol
    so how ya gonna get through me. homie I'll give a quick ruling
    n' idk what Karisma IS. but without it Karma's a bitch, truly

    5) Best Imagery
    Hush! v. ALIEN0888
    Im known to rip shows, then grab random hoes
    duet with ya bitch in the shower n she gave me a standing O

    6) Worst Punch
    MADD ILL v. –Wordplay-
    GOT NIGGAS SCARED OUT HERE LIKE THAT NIGGA GILLIE
    GOT NIGGAS FROM THE SOUTH WANTING TO BE LIKE NIGGAS FROM PHILLY

    7) Best Execution
    Oneduh v. Significantt
    Lookin at the sign in thread let me know that I'd blow by ya
    I mean.. how credible can you be when you need D.Loke as a cosigner?

    8) Rawest Punch (slit your throat and fuck the wound type shit,lol)
    Significantt v. Oneduh
    This match is no competition; you’re just a pest to me merely
    like watching ufc in high definition, you’ll catch a beat down clearly

    9) Best Swagger
    -Wordplay- v. MADD ILL
    you got no puns, no wordplay, no metphors and no shit thas new
    im not talkin about your skill im talkin bout what i didnt use to smash u

    10) Best Overall Punch
    Kungfugrip v. Courtesy
    i ranked #2 for signing in, the league's respectin mine
    you're just the faggot that Smart.Alix thought he recognized
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    Battle of the Week

    AlLIEN0888 v. Hush!

    ALIEN0888

    Tried teachin' this homo science, he said no to advice...
    Instead of disectin' frogs, he was more into openin' flies
    See Hush! is kinda smart.... for all of those who doubt him.....
    His parents moved a lot when he grew up... but he always found them
    You obviously are Rolling Stoned thinkin' you can take my crown...
    Its not a synonym I'm givin', its advice, Hush!.....put the Pipe Down!
    But seriously, you never get anything from the chicks...
    Actin' out ya name is the only time he's fingered some lips
    Hush! came home early one day, and I ain't fakin', swear to god....
    Once the door opened,
    His girl's back window looked like it was part of a naked marathon
    Hush! fuckin' his girl, is all you need for some quick laughter...
    Shit is so much of a drag for her, she don't need a cig after
    Rollin' in his own filth.. bitches don't want you to be inside dude,
    They told em, "when pigs fly"..
    ..............Hush! was tickled pink when he heard the swine flu
    And I'm sick of people flippin' these days, honestly I've had enough...
    Dont want people usin' my punches, so I'll keep em on the hush!

    v.

    Hush!

    some dudes rock real cyphas u a bum rapper
    type of couch potatoe
    ...................chip u find under cushions months after
    Im known to rip shows, then grab random hoes
    duet with ya bitch in the shower n she gave me a standing O
    Im great, u cant get a chic so u plot n time rapes
    SHIT ur a registered sex offender even in ur own mindstate
    look at a real artist AL, I know you stupid so
    dont notice u got enuff drawbacks to open a tattoo studio
    really who do ANYONE think this lame harming??
    watch me throw down the gaultnet
    ................pacman then every OTHER classic game on him
    plus u suck at text an way past garbage in life
    next key strokes
    ..............hopefully involve ur mother father n wife
    he cant beat me, this week the debate is settled
    yea u always come corecked...YOUR whak at the most basic level
    so what If I fucks with you..dont get shit twisted son
    lets spot light battle..I pick EVERYone on ur way to 6-1
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    Worst Battle of the Week

    -Wordplay- v. MADD ILL

    MADD ILL

    IM A CALL THIS NIGGA TOM GREEN CAUSE HE HAS NO BALLS
    I WAS GON BEAT HIM LIKE CHRIS BROWN FROM WALL TO WALL
    IM 1-3 AND THIS SHIT AINT LOOKIN PRETTY
    IM THROWIN SO MANY PUNCHES THIS NIGGA TURNIN SILLY
    GOT NIGGAS SCARED OUT HERE LIKE THAT NIGGA GILLIE
    GOT NIGGAS FROM THE SOUTH WANTING TO BE LIKE NIGGAS FROM PHILLY
    IM ONLY GOING 8 CAUSE HE DIDNT SHOW
    IM A BRUSH UP FOR NEXT TO GET BETTER AT THE FLOW

    v.

    -Wordplay-

    Madd Ill isnt madd ill and if you think you are let me remind you
    If your bars are hazadous thoughts, then mine must be swine flu
    you got no puns, no wordplay, no metphors and no shit thas new
    im not talkin about your skill im talkin bout what i didnt use to smash u
    and your drop is garbage and we all agree Madd, if you didnt know
    thats not a no show verse? its only a 8 liner cuz u think i didnt show?
    i woulda used the excuse that those concepts are for a no show verse
    so maybe its good we didnt go 16 cuz im sure your whole shows worse

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    No-Show Shine

    D.LOKE
    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...y-19-2-v-02-d-loke-15-9-hensley-no-shows.html

    Why not post first coward? You give the league a black eye
    You act like such a BiG Baby it’s like the celtics are missing their Fat Guy
    That’s why…My fist’ll makes things wit you and Jaytwo a done issue
    You’ll be droppin first asshole, Guranteed, right after my punch hit you!
    After I beat you unconscious, your Riders are worthless fool
    You gonna need a DR. alright, as well as surgeries and Nurses too
    After I take your fucking life you’ll be irrelevent lookin
    You gonna Dialate Great without having to be a pregnant woman

    vs. MUFFY

    Vs ME

    Long as you’re pigheaded with lines it’s just frightening faggot
    If swine Flu’s making us sick, it’s just disquised as your recycling Habbits
    Same generics, different name added, ya style you know’s cramped
    That’s the stuff to make voters add a different name too..on who THEY vote champ
    The D.LOKE thing seem like your sex life but it aint the same thing dude
    I got a Gangbang name,...
    …While you don’t have the names of guys that Gangbanged you
    I'm not even a beetles fan no more and I'm not lyin, it reeks
    That if we search John Lennons, we'll find a bunch of K.Y on his Sheets
    I lost to Muff, Zuka,Trom,Troy,The won, Gundam and KDP
    2 no-shows I woulda won so bring this stuff to voters attention they’ll have A.D.D
    Find something else besides the record disses that you were gonna say cat
    Unless of course you’re busy having those Anxiety attacks because Oneduh came back

    Mic-illaH
    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...llah-3-1-v-06-phryme-2-0-phryme-no-shows.html

    ajpetersen05: I have to start writing for Phryme
    Plepp5: lmao I used to
    Plepp5: Oh you mean against him
    Plepp5: lmao
    ajpetersen05: wow

    Only bitches need guys to write for em... this fag is amazin
    I'mma change his name to "Phryme #"....wins are only divisible when One's in the equation
    And Mic don't need a ghost, but i'll leave this brother broke
    And have Phryme up against the wall like I'm getting ready for a color coat
    I usually don't let my gun talk, but this nerd is wired
    My heat will leave large caps on his head .....like female kentucky derby attire
    P gets no chicks, just an ambidextrous masterbater....its a balance checker
    I mean he switches from Right to Left, just like a fickel Alan Spector

    The fact is, you beat Furl cuz his personals didn't hit too hard
    The voters were like...
    "I see the slumdog connection... but you way off on ther millionaire part"
    Sometimes name's predict ya future, so its only right to find
    That there's only a Ryme in yours but there's a fuckin MIC in mine
    I heard one of ya audio's kid...this man is not worthy
    I mean it was more of a sloppy track than the thoroughbreds ran at the derby
    And back to you gettin ghosted for.....i'll fuckin choke Phryme
    Ya strategy like the odds on the derby winner
    ........got 50 to One and he wrote you some dope lines

    Y u n o
    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...-1-v-16-sephiroth-4-1-sephiroth-no-shows.html

    whats this I hear.. Is that another extension?
    That verse was fucked before u started...like when ya mother is mentioned
    I figured we'd scrap it out.. 1,2,3 and ya tappin out
    Lol.. but last week Hens did a number on u Pythagoras couldn’t count
    I gave u a sympathy vote, then heard your audio blasted
    ..and Seph, you couldn’t produce a jam crashin your car in traffic
    You’re rhymes are nothing, bitch u aint designed for toughness
    U’d do the league some good not showin up again like those ‘swine flu’ punches
    and I hate bitchin about those ghastly lame writtens
    but you winning here aint a long shot it’s a Nasa space mission
    I puts in that work, so if ya feelin’ big n bad herb
    Go on, stick ya chest out ..n disappear quicker than the last burd
    U ‘spose ta be a vet faggot, but in champion matches..
    ..Niggas been given u the business so much you owe capital taxes
    And that’s backwardz. I never ran into a Text Master..
    Fag bastard…who couldn’t hold a crown at White Castle
    and ya girl’s heads money but no one wants her donkey
    …I mean the bitch got a mean Strut, but her Rear stay bumpy
    Look..you gets no respect Seph, go and work on your text
    ya verses got more loose screws than boxed furniture sets
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    No-Show Shine Continued

    JayTwo
    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...-1-0-v-14-ventical-1-0-ventical-no-shows.html

    I'm the king of this shit; everyone knows this czar's good
    So voters'll see a V ate without lookin under my car's hood
    You’re a faggot, so I'm done with the guessin
    You got enough loads in ur throat to be a couple months pregnant
    The geek is weak, he has no idea wut is in store...
    cuz ill snap vents pencil neck till it draws blood on the floor..
    Ur text is just weak, so i hope ur expecting defeat
    Cuz Alaska couple people but Juneau you’re not better than me...
    Now go and say you can’t post…once you went and read=
    My verse, now I’ll see more extensions than your mom has glued to her head!
    You thought you were gonna win? HA! I got jokes for days
    This battles like rehab… you’ll NEVER see someone smoking Jay

    Rap Antics
    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...-4-v-10-rap-antics-1-0-2triple0-no-shows.html

    What I spit is clean… I bring lime to the light
    While everything trip beams, barely visible to the eye
    Here since 05, and still no creative thoughts stuck
    Don’t have to ask Captain Sulley to know trips all washed up
    N after this loss, don’t run to the mods for a bitchin scene
    Have you saying Q, 4-5? Everyday for infiniti
    Nerve to place 9th ,but without them no show battles u carry
    You’d be so 1-7 again, u could double for matthew perry
    So, you’re a disgrace... but your chick can get a call
    She should show me love… a blowout with my tennis balls
    Nah, on second thought… that’s a bitch I don’t find cool
    Cuz if you try and pork her, you’ll come back with the swine flu
    Been a loser all your life, n this battle aint a streak break
    Still,
    keep your eyes on the prize… this the kinda verse that sweeps take

    Razputin
    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...xt-0-0-v-32-razputin-0-0-murder-no-shows.html

    Murder.txt is a faggot alias, so I'll say that his verses got morbid flows
    Cuz he's 'fuckin unknown' plus his current job is workin from glory holes
    You never serviced a .44...such a pathetic and gay name change
    Don't think your anything close to a Murderer cuz you registered an AK, A
    You get slain in a real cypher, prolly get jacked for ya nike checks
    On some mediocre P Diddy shit "don't worry if I write rhymes, I write text"
    I suggest you step up ya pimp game, cuz you ain't seein any chi chis
    The last time a bitch Holla at Murda...well ya'll remember Venni, Vetti, Vicci
    if do u score with a broad, i'll snatch her quick then I'm explorin her bra
    ironic ya name is text an that's what I get from ya chik before my massage
    RM's gettin bizarro ya'll, tho RaZ is still spittin impeccable dissin
    First User drops Dohpe then a kid called Murder ends up as the victim
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    The Torr-ific 5 Power Rankings

    #1 KungFu Grip – Dude had a humorous nonchalant verse last week and I expect him to keep climbing to the top
    #2 Oneduh – One had an effortless, yet slick KO victory and is looking to prove his dominance in this league once again
    #3 D.Loke – dropped a nice verse…but got robbed out of the title do to a no show. I think D Loke is hungry for the belt and will be making some noise.
    #4 Alien – Has been on a rampage lately and will look to strut his stuff in the champ match
    #5 Eggo – under the radar, but really creative and slick
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    Outroduction

    Last week was garbage yall, I’m not gunna even front. Verses weren’t dropped to their full capability and no shows up the ass. Voting is another issue that has been slacking lately so peeps better pick this shit up…Or imma start being the lame ass voting police, lol
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    eat your hearts out.
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    shitty week considering the no shows. but nice mag guys.
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  13. Oneduh

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    Nice mag considering the weak effort on the battlers behalf last week..
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  14. Hush!

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    I wanted to sign out this week
    I'm too busy
    But if u can't get a sub for oneduh I'll show
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    Nice mag. Ok, lemme stop bull crapping cos my record's looking bad....lol
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  16. Oneduh

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    We can go a short amount if you want.. There's really only 1 outcome of this battle so however you wanna do it
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    If hush is too busy, id be happy to take his place for a grudge match.

    Ill show for both battles.. with oneduhs and quriositys blessing of course.
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    you just faced oneduh last week
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  20. Significantt

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    I know.. I want another shot at him, and If I get it I will not disappoint.
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