[MAG] The RBL Herald, Week 49

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  1. Quriosity

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    Week 49

    BROUGHT TO YOU BY XQUISITE

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    TABLE OF CONTENTS

    Introduction
    Top 10 Preview
    Top 10 Review
    Top 10 Punches
    Battle of the Week
    Worst Battle of the Week
    The Torr-ific 5 Power Rankings
    No-Show Shine
    Outroduction


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    Introduction

    Well last week we had only 4 no shows out of 30 competitors, which I was pretty pleased about…and this week we had 6 no shows out of 36, so statistically, this was a better week…props to everyone that showed, and a big fuck u, to everyone that didn’t. We had some nice verses dropped this last week and I hope everyone continues that trend. If anyone has some new suggestions for the mag, feel free to let me know and I’ll see what I can do. We have some respectable sign ins this week so that is always a plus. Aight yall, lets get into it.
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    Top 10 Preview

    01) Quriosity 25-4 v. 02) John Hensley 16-2
    dope matchup here…I’m stoked for this one. I expect to see some clownin personals in this one and anything less than a legendary battle is going to be a disappointment…yeah, I said it, lol. I’m putting the pressure on u guys. Man, it’s hard to say who is gunna take this one day Q could come off as the better writer then the next day Hens could come off as the better writer. I’m predicting them both to bring their best…This one could go either way so I’ll just take a stab at it and say Hens will take it..but like I said it can go either way…so bring your best you guys.

    03) Main Stream 5-1 v. 04) Scales 4-0
    Another dope match....and it should be entertaining. Both have impressive records and I take it they will both bring everything they got in this one. Scales has shown that he is someone of high stature but I dont think he has dropped an OMG verse yet, I expect him to unleash in this one...but I dont know. Mainstream however has been on a roll and has the ability to drop that KO punch...this one should be close and real interesting but...I think imma give Main the edge in this one.

    05) bill lauden 2-1 v. 06) Sephiroth 2-0
    Another good match, lol…I have mixed feelings about Bill, but he definitely dropped a tight verse this last week…If he can keep that consistency and drop some fresh shit, he’ll definitely make this match interesting. But based on history, I know Seph can fucks wit the best of em…and he has a smooth structure that compliments his punchlines. So I got Seph in this one…but Bill shouldn’t be slept on.

    07) ricky tan 2-0 v. 08) BronzeAtlas 4-1
    I’m pretty sure ricky tan is Burd, so I expect him to drop some heat…even if he isn’t Burd, he shows talent, judging from his verse last week…. Bronze is unfortunately BronzeAtlas…lol, dude can be good at times but can be just as bad as he can be good. I expect Ricky to take this…whether the good or bad Bronze shows up.

    09) 2triple0 3-2 v. 10) D.LOKE 12-9
    D.Loke is a better writer than what his record indicates so I honestly expect this to be a blood bath, cuz 2triple0 has yet to drop a verse that I’ve been impressed by. Unless he catches D.Loke slippin and he puts some more thought and creativity to his punches, I don’t see him pulling out of this one…so yeah, I got D. Loke in this one.
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    Top 10 Review

    01) Quriosity 24-4 v. 02) Light Saber 6-1
    No showing in the champ match is about as lame as it gets….but in this scenario…I woulda done the same thing LS. Not much to say here besides…congrats LS on the skrilla and congrats Q on finding out you’re gunna have a boy.

    03) John Hensley 15-2 v. 04) Jordan Robinson 3-1
    Jordan came better than what most people expected and had some nice jabs thrown at Hens, but it wasn’t enough to overcome Hens’ humorous, personal, clownin punches. This was a decent read by both…but it was pretty one sided as Hens showed too much experience for Jordan to overcome.

    05) ALIEN0888 3-0 v. 06) Main Stream 4-1
    I liked this battle a lot, Main has been makin his name known the past couple of weeks and doing it with impressive style. Alien has been on the flip side….over looked and under rated. This was a pretty close battle…but Alien showed more determination and dropped some pretty good stand out lines. Main also had a slick verse but I think like I stated before….Main over looked and under rated Alien. This was a nice read by both alias’, but Alien had a little more umph in this one.

    07) Scales 3-0 v. 08) MiRiQuaL 2-0
    well, there has been some controversy surrounding Miriqual this week…I thought he was some wack nigga who was biting, but as it turns out it was just Nasty recycling…still lame, but in reality…who hasn’t recycled?? Anyway, on with the review…..Scales dropped a consistent and a more polished verse and it was enough to get by…dude had some pretty funny lines that showed too much for Miriqual to overcome. Miriqual had some decent shots, but they weren’t as polished or as humorous as Scales…Not the most stand out battle, but some cool shots in here….mostly by scales and it showed in the votes.

    09) VeNTiCaL 2-1 v. 10) bill lauden 1-1
    This was a pretty slick battle and one of my favorites this week. Both had some good shots at each other…my favorite part about this battle was that it had that ‘live’ vibe to it. They both had the smooth structure that wasn’t boring to read, I would get into more detail about who won this battle…but I wont have time to write the mag tomorrow (Sunday) and as of right now the battle is tied 1-1…so I hope the league didn’t sleep on this one…cuz it was worth reading…good shit by both.
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    Top 10 Punches
    Aight…I thought I would spice up the top 10 punches, cuz it seemed as though anyone could make the list…so I decided to make it more unique an more challenging to make the ‘new’ list. Lemme know whatchu think…


    1) Most Creative
    Hennessey 5th v. Money Matters v. Quite Frank Lee
    ABANDONED THIS BASTARD LOOK FOR ANCESTORS AND YA PLANS'LL BE SHATTERED!
    IT'S NOT ONLY THAT YOUR WINS LOW BUT THE FACT THAT NO ONES IN YA FAMILY MATTERS!!

    2) Best Personal
    John Hensley v. Jordan Robinson
    Act like u got clout. Why do these non-vets pretend?
    Seriously. It's amazing you beat 2triple0.. using concepts from then.

    3) Best Wordplay
    Ricky Tan v. Discreet
    if you duck & run, it's all over this boss.
    i'll destroy ur 'inner-drive'. that's all you'll have to chauffer this loss.

    4) Best Nameplay
    Mic-illaH v. Madd Ill
    Listen bitch, Here's a little advice that i'll spew at you first
    Drop the M from ya name...
    Now it's mathematically what you need to do to ya verse

    5) Best Imagery
    Bill Lauden v. Ventical
    Q sees potential in you but i'm rejecting his claims
    if you had any upside its cause you possess an asymmetrical frame

    6) Worst Punch
    Quite Frank Lee v. Hennessey 5th v. Money Matters
    They give each other lap dances, and when they're both finished
    They practice they rap stances in the mirror... wack faggots

    7) Best Flow
    Xquisite v. Eggo
    shit, when I smash this rook….I’ll leave him sad, depressed n shook
    cuz my words are burnin this eggo, like an adolescent cook

    8) Rawest Punch (slit your throat and fuck the wound type shit,lol)
    Eggo v. Xquisite
    this white kid'll get pummeled. its a waste to perform ya lines
    after this ma fists will even make clan members racist towards ya eyes

    9) Best Swagger
    Alien0888 v. Mainstream
    You've been cruisin' through the league at an unclockable speed...
    But I'll be DAMMED if I ain't the one stoppin' the stream

    10) Best Overall Punch
    Mic-Illah v. Madd Ill
    Listen bitch, Here's a little advice that i'll spew at you first
    Drop the M from ya name...
    Now it's mathematically what you need to do to ya verse


    Some of these punches weren’t the greatest I’ve ever seen for each category, but in my opinion they were the best this week in those categories
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  5. Quriosity

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    Battle of the Week
    ehh, I might be a little biased cuz I was in it…but, it was easily the most even

    Eggo v. Xquisite

    Eggo

    You exposed yourself, go to hell. n' receive ya last title
    I know bout periods. but it takes a real bitch to know the EXACT cycle
    this white kid'll get pummeled. its a waste to perform ya lines
    after this ma fists will even make clan members racist towards ya eyes
    I'm not a fighter you'll mimic in fact your in sight of your limit
    if winning's as easy as 1,2,3.. this faggots never decyphered a digit
    ya whiter admit it. you murder me? doubt it. your lying and dull now
    if X puts nails in a coffin. then his manicure's fucked for tryin to claw out
    its goin all south. from here.. your styles cold n' this assault is relished
    snow? if X's verse scattered the ground no amount of salt could melt it
    you called mainstream decent. they laughed. let the rhythmn rise
    idk whats worse. realizin ya lost to main or the fact that he didn't try
    faggot you ain't dope homie. ya got a weakness it'll stick if ya force it
    he's the first to take achilles heel. n wear it with lipstick n a corset
    ya beheading ya concepts. stop tryin to fit in.. I'm bettin ya bonded
    battlin ain't ya thing dog. stick to makin mags n begging to be modded

    v.

    Xquisite

    shit, when I smash this rook….I’ll leave him sad, depressed n shook
    cuz my words are burnin this eggo, like an adolescent cook
    look nigga, I’m 8-6…and it seems pretty convincing for u to cruise
    but whats your fuckin excuse for eeevery dude predicting u to lose?
    yo, my boss is givin me the boot, cuz I was smoking dat herb dank
    but atleast I don’t drink on the job like you…..workin at a sperm bank!
    yup, he drinks it by the liter… and he’ll even suck it from a wiener
    cuz eggo be blowin holmes left and right like hurricane Katrina
    nigga I’m not a believa when I read ya verses, so don’t flaunt ya writes
    cuz nigga, you’re the only eggo I know that no one wants to bite
    so fuck you’re music….how are u fresh when ya raps is polluted?
    and I’m only tryinna be a mod yall, so I can have this wack kid booted
    plus my stats are proven…I lose to legends and defeat the meek
    so I guess I’m losing…….more credibility when I sweep this geek this week
    and u cant compete in the street cuz u don’t let the techs burst
    shit, the only hood behind eggo…is when he reps is prep sweatshirt
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    Worst Battle of the Week
    Both just came off as pretty new to this

    Arimayik vs. Cking

    Arimayik

    Since this is my debut, ima kill this gay dude/
    he'll be a footnote in my storied career, so call this the prelude//
    cuz anyone sayin' he'll win is speakin scrambled nonsense/
    this kid's got less success in Cincy than the Bengal's Offense//
    I mean it G, ya shit is extremely weak/ 5
    ima show everyone UConn (you con), like hasheen thabeet//
    all these ".45s" n dimes you talk about in your rhymes/
    when truly, Judge Judy is the closest you ever been to a crime//
    and when it comes to rulers, you got all the wrong specs/
    matter fact, the only thing you share with a King is the Oedipus Complex// 10
    this cat rap's erratic, I flow like the Saigon/
    after this, the only think you'll be CKing (seeking) is a shoulder to cry on//
    you soft like nylon, just face it you stink, guy/
    I wish I could CKing (see King), but all his raps gimme pink-eye//
    and with all that shit you spit, you need a lyrical diaper/ 15
    so take those fecal flows back to my 5-syllable cypher// 16

    v.

    Cking

    imma clown this kid like entertainment in my court,
    knock him down to the ground, step on his head for support,
    spearheadin my way to the top, outstretchin May cuz im summa,
    kickin him into a hole like im the king of Sparta,
    and Judge Judy is a funny show, you should watch it sometime, 5
    oh...wait..you were on there...getting sued for not paying your rent on time
    May's waiting for me to drop, afraid and getting frantic
    i'll throw him out of a plane to see if hes AridynamiK
    i blow shit out of my ass, he did get one thing right,
    but dude lets me shit all over him, without putting up a fight 10
    Cincy gettin another kid, we almost got TI,
    next time you comin through, we'll be sure to see if you fly
    im like an iceberg kid, and all youve seen is the tip,
    it only took 5 syllables for YOU to say that i rip,
    everyone go ahead, check the cypher and see, 15
    i was gonna post the link, but thanks, you already did it for me 16
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    The Torr-ific 5 Power Rankings

    #1 Quriosity – Holding it down as champ…yeah he got a no-show victory last week but his 25-4 record is no fluke. When dude has the time and motivation, he has the skills to beat anyone…this week will be a tough challenge for him as he goes up against a motivated and respected J. Hens, I expect to see Q throw down some fiya and prove why he’s numero uno.

    #2 John Hensley – Dude has been on a tear lately and hasn’t gone easy on light competition. John Hensley is a force to be reckoned with and will be eager to show off his skills and talent in the champ match this week. This will be his first tough bout during his late run, and I expect him to drop some classic shit.

    #3 Mainstream – Dude is making his mark in this league and his climbing his way up to the title slowly but surely... Main has that creative style that pleases any voter and has what it takes to fucks wit the best of em...it seems like everyone and there brother knows who he is except me....User? lol...I dont know, I just know I got mad respect for dudes skill

    #4 Mic-illaH – His verse was straight murder this last week and he impressed the hell out of me with his new return into the league. I’m pretty sure he was a force to be reckoned with before my time…but its apparent that dude hasn’t lost his touch…I expect him to be climbing up the ranks real soon…so dudes better watch out.

    #5 Scales – Dude is undefeated and is starting to open eyes around the league. I don’t think Scales has showed his full potential yet…and that should be scary cuz nobody has been able to fuck with him yet. I would put him higher on these ranks but he hasn’t had that ‘holy shit’ verse yet..but I expect him too, real soon…so watch out those of you who are in the top 10…cuz this guy is about to unleash.
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    No-Show Shine
    pretty slick verse that was unfortunately a waste

    Ricky Tan

    if you duck & run, it's all over this boss.
    i'll destroy ur 'inner-drive'. that's all you'll have to chauffer this loss.
    i will bash you clueless, u'll never be flying by.
    to follow ya instincts you'd need a tracking device & a private eye.
    i said drop today. who'll be surprised if this guy ducks,
    dis got that 'stall style'.. you know, cheap shit worth under 5 bucks.
    plus i own you rookies, i'll murder this wack 'tard.
    make him Shed tears so bad. he'll hide out Daddy's one in his back yard.
    why test me? ur weak bars ain't stoppin the don kid,
    cuz i'll have your 'blood streaming', it'll mirror a rotten.com vid.
    q's match was a joke. i can't win vs played shit it's so worse,
    damn if they quoted quriosity killed the cat.. they'll quote ur whole verse.
    you're so bad, even ur toughest lines'd run if they saw blood,
    if ya verses are ever 'golden disc', the company is bout to close up for good.
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    Outroduction

    I’m still seeing some issues with voting. A couple battles got slept on. All I ask is that, vote on 3 or 4 battles that you are interested in and do the league a favor and vote on other battles that aren’t getting as much attention. Cuz the new cats who are comin in the league are probably gunna bounce do to lack of feed back… yeah u can say fuck em…but I want as much activity as possible…try and get it back to the old days where there where like 100 cats and shit…aight enough of that………don’t no show niggas, and bring some heat this week…….1, hope yall liked it.
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    good shit with this, x.
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  11. Xquisite

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    thanks Q....

    I wrote this early Saturday Alien and Main....thats why the review of your battle is the way it is...I had to make some late changes for the power rankings and preview...but I forgot to change that.
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  12. T.a.C

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    nice mag guys.

    noticed my name wasnt in it? wtf is that? jk
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  13. Xquisite

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    it is, I just broke it up subliminally
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  15. bill lauden

    bill lauden hi

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    good shit x.
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  16. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    Good read pimpin
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  17. ricky tan

    ricky tan cawta. lee.

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    dope read.
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  18. Discreet

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    good mag. sorry about the noshow once again. btw winslow and chauffer lines are kinda played.
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  19. VeNTiCaL

    VeNTiCaL fucks ya problem...

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    nice read. thanx fa the cred
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  20. Scales

    Scales I hold weight here

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    yeah winslow punch old as hell and i think i remember butler or somebody else using a similar chauffer line in like 2004 or some shyt...but hell 80% of ideas somebody already thought of it seems like in this text shit
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