[MAG] The RBL Herald, Week 47

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  1. Quriosity

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    Week 47

    Brought To You By Xquisite





    TABLE OF CONTENTS

    Introduction
    Top 10 Review
    Top 10 Preview
    Top 10 Punches
    Battle of the Week
    Worst Battle of the Week
    No-Show Shine
    The Torr-iffic 5
    Outroduction



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    INTRODUCTION

    I thought we had a pretty good week this week, things seemed to be pretty competitive. Unfortunately we only had 9 complete battles out of 15. The no show shit doesn’t seem to go away…people get to emotional over this shit and take shit to heart, and then I think they try to get back at the league by not showing up the following week…well if that’s the case for some of you…then suck a fat one. But props to the people who’ve been holding it down and props to respected heads staying/joining the league, cuz it really does keep the heart of the league beating. Anyway, I hope everyone shows up this week and I hope everyone brings that heat….I also wanted to mention to everyone, if you see that a battle is a blowout and you see that there has already been around 5 votes given, do the league a favor and hit up the other battles that don’t get as much attention…I know some cats aren’t as entertaing as others but dudes cant get better without some kind of feed……aight lets get into it
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    Top 10 Review

    01) Quriosity 22-4 vs. 02) Kungfugrip 3-0
    damn, I was looking forward to reading this this week. Unfortunately Grip was MIA, but Q still ended up droppin a novel.

    03) BronzeAtlas 2-0 vs. 04) Awk is dope 6-3
    Pretty dope battle here, I really enjoyed reading both verses…Awk came wit some cool shit that landed but also had some shit that wasn’t too effective, overall he dropped a pretty good verse but just didn’t bring enough ammo to overcome Bronze. Bronze dropped a pretty Ill verse…dude has his moments and can shine when he wants to and this battle was a good demonstration of it. The way he closed out his verse was just kicking and spittin on Awk while he was down. Both dropped good verses but in the end, Bronze took this with an impressive KO win of 6-0.

    05) Oneduh 2-0 vs. 06) styk 2-0
    I was disappointed that this battle only went 8 lines each but none the less I enjoyed the read. Styk came alright, but you cant come alright against a cat of Oneduh’s stature. Oneduh just seemed like he didn’t even try but still killed it. If Styk woulda put more effort and more bars he coulda made this interesting but unfortunately Oneduh put him over his knee and took this in a 9-0 KO

    07) Really Good 2-0 vs. 08) Light Saber 4-1
    This battle was a clash of two different styles. Light Saber definitely had the crisper wording in my eyes but I thought Really Good’s concepts came with more wit. The people who voted on this one weren’t impressed but I thought it was a pretty good read. Both were throwing some shit at each other and it showed in the votes…Light Saber took this one 5-3 in a pretty competitive battle.

    09) Herculean 3-1 vs. 10) T.a.C. 16-13
    meh, T.a.C brought a complete verse and Herculean pussy farted in this one.
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    Top 10 Preview

    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...8-ranks-week-48-ranks-predictions-lounge.html

    01) Quriosity 23-4 vs. 02) BronzeAtlas 3-0
    This is going to be the BOTW if Quriosity doesnt take Bronze lightly and if Bronze brings the heat that he brought last week. I’m worried that Q might be unmotivated after dropping a grip of lines against….lol, grip and wont have the motivation to put the effort that he did last week. I also hope Bronze doesn’t try to over do his verse and possibly force some concepts. This should be a pretty dope battle but I got Q taking this.

    03) Oneduh 3-0 vs. 04) Light Saber 4-1
    Light Saber is gunna be hungry to really prove himself and try to get a win against one of the better competitors in the league. Oneduh has a tendency of being busy and rushes some verses or has a tendency of being over confident. Either way, Oneduh usually still drops the poo. Which is why I predict him to take this one.

    05) John Hensley 14-2 vs. 06) T.a.C. 17-13
    *clean up on aisle 4* lol, yeah sorry T.a.C Hens is pretty much gunna mop your ass this week. A lot of eyes are gunna graze this battle, so I expect T.a.C to put his best shit together to impress the voters. Hens my go all out on this one just to show the league whats crackin and put some fear into the competitors ahead of him (so I hope anyway)…but yeah, it is what it is…I got J. Hens in this bout.

    07) Jordan Robinson 2-1 vs. 08) 2triple0 2-1
    The two are still trying to find their style and impress peeps in the league…I expect both of em to put some effort in this one and show the league of what they are capable of. I don’t know too much about 2triple0 but from what I remember he wasn’t impressive. I got JR in this one for coming with a better punch or two

    09) ALIEN0888 2-0 vs. 10) Young Rico 2-0
    Alien impressed me last week...he’s more than likely an alias cuz he shows some pretty effective wit in his verses…I honestly don’t recall reading any of Young Ricos verses. I’m guessing he got 2 no show wins…cuz I haven’t heard of him…well this is your shot to get your name out there, now that you’re in the top ten. But based on not knowing fam, I’m going with Alien0888.
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    Top 10 Punches

    # 1
    Bronze Atlas vs. Awk is Dope
    All the voters know you're gay, but I had to remind them.
    That you blew dicks in the past, now he puts the past behind him.

    #2
    Oneduh vs. Styk
    I'm impressed I admit, loved the way you mentioned Resin n' Grip
    But my favorite part was when you decided to leave yourself off the list

    #3
    MainStream vs. Solaris
    Embarrassed around men, this fag gets in a state of hysteria
    Put him in a room full of guys and see Sol Glo like Comin to America

    #4
    Eggo vs. Bill Lauden
    your dead for hire. chicks unfaithful.. n homie I'll condemn a liar
    dog ya girls suite, n thats why so many people have been inside her

    #5
    Alien0888 vs. Ventical
    There's officially no way you can think you killin' me still.....
    Cuz this Vent don't bring heat, like I'm late with the utility bill

    #6
    Xquisite vs. Yung Troy
    dog no one looks up to you…cuz you got faggot boring ways
    shit, X is molesting Yung, like perverts and statutory rape

    #7
    Bronze Atlas vs Awk is Dope
    And this may be funny, but I'll avoid the smirk.
    You'd think ya punches were in a sweatshop the way they're forced to work.

    #8
    Yung Troy vs. Xquisite
    I'll end you quick cuz you're the type of herb I lack the patience with
    so when I take out X..I won't be rekindling a past relationship

    #9
    Really Good vs. Light Saber
    a "Minority Report" concept? nigga, thats mad old and weak.
    i aint kno if i should break ya verse down, or help it cross the street.

    #10
    MainStream vs. Solaris
    Punchline crazy? Ain't enough niggas in Ohio to battle ya
    Best in Akron? That's like being the best white rapper out in Africa
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    Battle of the Week

    Awk is Dope vs. Bronze Atlas
    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...eatlas-2-0-v-04-awk-dope-6-3-bronze-wins.html

    Awk is Dope,

    Wtf at ill nika last week, that dude had me fooled
    ya know cats are washed up, when they start losing to you
    You should practice your steez playa, and game on a bitch
    cuz girls would reach out to you...if they were hanging off of a cliff
    Ya bitch left you, she snatched your wallet and was gone
    that girls a golddigger, lol@you thinking she'd settle for bronze
    I'll toss you around BA, this match wont be a problem
    I'm 'Spinning Atlas so much THAT soon we'll see the earth revolving
    I'm a text head for real, the truth i'll have to uncover
    this is Family Affair, like your mom and dad cheating on eachother
    You really suck, I should win this battle easily though
    If your showing 'Promise, than why'd you lie to us about being dope?
    You Got lucky last week, too bad you wont advance again
    The crowds cheering me on, and you never had the 'chants to win
    Your getting better though, really i mean it...im not joking
    this could be a really dope battle If Q switched my opponent
    Getting so protective with your text, whats that shit about?
    I tried getting into the verse and the bouncer kicked me out
    Your girl cant pronounciate good, she mumbles with a slurr
    my dick slipped outta her mouth and she 'stumbled over werdz
    you aint seein me, next week this guy'll be dead
    cuz Your as blind as a bat, but mine seems to be finding your head

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    Bronze Atlas,

    Ya wack as fuck, I've known ya type jerk.
    Change ya name from 'Awk is Dope', to 'Awk is light work'.
    Awk's a jealous faggot, his are chances too bleek.
    Because what he accomplished in 9, I managed to do in 2 weeks.
    This dudes a fag, you may ask how'd i detect this queer.
    Cuz Awk brags about his audio, but falls back on his text career.
    And I fuck ya bitch daily, I'm just telling ya man.
    In the sack I make her rollover, like the minutes in my cellular plan.
    I fuck 10's, but girls don't feel his lame approach.
    The only models hes known to get, come in the form of a plane or boat.
    I beat a former Champ, you ain't seen a vet in a minute.
    They say if Awk is dope, then you could call me the methadone clinic.
    My verse is tough, but my fist will be hurting this faggot.
    And leave his face busted, like alot of peoples tournament brackets.
    Kid ya styles wack, the only reason ya can act rude.
    But really I haven't seen a delivery that bad since ya mother had you.
    And this may be funny, but I'll avoid the smirk.
    You'd think ya punches were in a sweatshop the way they're forced to work.
    All the voters know you're gay, but I had to remind them.
    That you blew dicks in the past, now he puts the past behind him.
    His sister, the only chick that this lame can test.
    When ya done fuckin' I bet its more Awkwerd than ya name suggests.
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    Worst Battle of the Week

    Miriqual vs. ShadowBoxing89
    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...-0-v-33-shadowboxing89-0-0-miriqual-wins.html

    Shadow,

    I’m superman, they be like kids out here snappin on this bitch//
    He scared sick, to afraid to say s in his scripts he Rappin with a lisp//
    I’m still battlin and shit tryna to reach my limit and beat this gimmick//
    But his deaths so close to home it’s like my reach is endless//
    Don’t pretend bitch, the truth is your inspired by me lame//
    He on some E harmony shit his matches don’t require any game//
    What I desire is the same thing you hope to achieve in my friend
    Except what I hop to achieve is a win, you just hopin you can leave in the end//
    Again and again, I’m in another pointless battle and all//
    and this dude has a bone to pick, but sorry I’m tired of battling, dog//
    why you even rappin at all, quite frankly you not nothing to me//
    plus you broke as hell and ain't up on the green unless you fuckin a tree//

    Vs.

    Miriqual,

    kid you're not built for this, but imma bout to teach you, we all know it
    you're nowhere near up to par, and your uncreative choice of name shows it
    the RBL is at a drowning state, it's simple and plain to tell
    shadowboxing89? really? jesus christ this league has gone hell
    and i see the voters wondering why is miriqual coming weak on this guy?
    it's because before i even dropped this poor nigga was already down by five
    i joined this league expecting to get a challenge is this all you got?
    this little niggas stream of consciousness is more like sewage runoff
    I won't lie son i see a bit of talent in you, but it's nothin to me
    and honestly you're a mirror image, of you young troy trippin on LSD
    shadow woke up one day and thought "I WANT TO SUCK!" wow I'm baffled
    most people with that ambition would go into porn, not text battles
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    No-Show Shine

    Quriosity
    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...y-22-4-v-02-kungfugrip-3-0-kung-no-shows.html

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    Ok,
    The cameraman's got you hoping for death, damn,
    Must’ve been a Schick razor and Dove bar of soap in his left hand,
    With that rugged scruff, but we should be happy I guess,
    Just imagine if those men never tried to pull him back from that desk,
    Whatever the case, something's got this nerd shook,
    He's got the "I can't believe I beat Fracture, but lost to Serge" look,
    Geez. Its just a loss, Kung, no sense in feeling like Hell,
    Got that Tom Hanks from Castaway swag except his Wilson's a Dell,
    Sporting such an angry stare, but this child isn't mean,
    He's prolly got 10 different tabs of Serge's User Profile on his screen,
    Bet he grew it out with no intent of cutting it up,
    As if hiding behind the shadow of Fracture wasn’t enough,
    Ever since he beat Frac, he's been deep in them guts,
    Kung's the only nigga to defeat a legend AND THEN cling to his nuts,
    Must be real love though, cos these faggots are hype,
    Growing a Rapunzel so Frac can stop using Serge's ladder at night,
    With his mouth shut tight as fuck, what a hot mess,
    Hell I don't know whether to expect a Yoga Flame or just hot breath,
    And I know its hard to clown on such a thundering pose,
    But is that even a moustache, or is that a bat up under his nose?
    Guess he’s in it for the money, got his shit looking bad,
    Bruce Wayne must’ve paid millions to use his upper lip as an ad,
    Thought he held weight, but I’ll prove that his luck’s thin,
    Fuck a diet, if you trimmed that beard you’d be down to a buck ten,
    I mean look at that shit, its an excessively putrid 'do,
    Guess his Blade refuses to get close to the neck of a human too,
    But fuck a shape up, no blade could alter his skin,
    So I'll take my sombrero and Kung Lao that beard right off'a his chin,
    Just random patches of hair, it’s such an awful disgrace,
    Look like he healed and ripped about ten bandages off’a his face,
    I couldn’t fathom touching that shit, is he even a man?
    Bet his hands get rug burned every time he gets a devious plan,
    So he got ate up in MM, but there’s no reason to hate,
    I mean, how could Serge resist with all that taco meat on his face,
    Nigga tried to pass it off as a beard, but deceit is thin,
    Shit looks more like a Cousin It cumshot to the cheeks and chin,
    If you can't picture it yet, then wait for the burn,
    Yo I just noticed his left eyebrow's still in the shape of the sperm,
    And he’s not a thug of any sort, but just look at his pose,
    Heard Jook got shot trying to catch that wicked crook in his nose,
    So banging a blue fitted to the right explains the tough in his glance,
    Nose look like it tried to crip walk, but then got stuck in the stance,
    But I hope there's some type of fest or its not cool,
    Cos you look like a lumberjack in an "I Want To Be Ghetto" costume,
    See most wiggers just act black, but his type's grim,
    Ain't bathed in so long that he almost looks like he's light-skinned,
    Nasty nigga. I mean seriously, Kung, the shit's atrocious,
    The lowest hygiene since Cyclops walked in on her kissing Logan,
    You dirty, greasy motherfucker, I should cop me a tray,
    Then fry chicken in the same sink water used for washing ya face,
    50.
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    The Torr-ific 5 Power Rankings

    #1 Quriosity – The current champ of the league, and also has an impressive 23-4 record. Q hasn’t had any stiff competition lately but is still a force to be reckoned with week in and week out. He has some respectable heads coming his way in the near future so expect him to prove and show his dominance. One of the few weakness’ Q has is to throw out some shit that can go over peoples heads…that more of the voters fault but you gotta adapt to the liking of the league. But besides that, dude comes witty as fuck, funny, and with solid set ups and executions. Q has one of the more impressive records in the leagues recent history but is lacking some clout…I expect him to make his record well known in the next coming weeks.

    #2 MainStream- Dude has impressed me every week. He comes with sick, fresh ideas. He is one of those alias’ that has mad skill and it gets people scratching their heads on who this cat is..my guess is Aloe, but that is just a guess. But for me to guess that he is someone of that stature is a good example of his skill. If dude haven’t peeped his shit, yall better watch out cuz he is climbing up the ranks impressively. He is in a top with some dope heads and he has what it takes to go toe to toe with them.

    #3 Oneduh- Undefeated and looking to possibly break his old record if he puts his mind to it. Dude is sick and can come up with some classic punches. Oneduh has that effortless style that is just impressive in its own state, then he has the wording and structure down pat to back up his witty, clownin concepts. Nothing more needs to be said, dude is a legend in the RBL and has the ability to beat anyone in his path.

    #4 Bronze Atlas- Dude can be up and down at times but when he shows what he is capable…dude can hang with the best of em. The strongest aspect of Bronzes verses is that he constantly tries to come up with new concepts, and usually he is successful. Bronze is a force to be reckoned with and has the motivation to prove doubters wrong and possibly take the title this week.

    #5 John Hensley- Hensley hasn’t been active the past couple of weeks but did sign out a champion the last time he was here. Hens has been busy beasting it in MM09 and has earned his stripes. For the newbs that don’t know who this is…get to know him cuz he is a legend in his own right and can champ this league with an impressive streak if he puts the effort and time into it. Hensley has that clowning/swagger style that impresses any type of voter…dude is very versatile and has that potential to KO any heavyweight vet.
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    Outro

    Well guys, I personally am impressed with the top ten and am excited to see how things unravel in the near future. I think this is gunna make the whole league eager and hungry to get to the top ten and get there name out there and build their rep. But seriously yall…try to work on not no-showing….cuz the less no shows means more votes for your battle and it keeps the league exciting. Hope yall enjoyed the mag, I wanted to come up with some fresh new sections this week but I’ve been busy wit my personal life….but good luck to everyone….and bring that fiya!
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    you can thank xquisite for this.
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  12. T.a.C

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    nice mag. good read man.


    :( hens is gonna mop the floor with me?
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  13. eggo

    eggo gg

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    solid mag, sir.
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  14. Jordan Robinson

    Jordan Robinson All Game

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    Good Mag i wonder who the runner up for the top 5 woulda been if Henny didnt sign in
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  15. VeNTiCaL

    VeNTiCaL fucks ya problem...

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    jus read both da mags...

    worst battle of the week... last week...u can use dat troy
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  16. Yung Troy

    Yung Troy The Lyrical King

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    lol. I'm gonna smash you regardless, without using that. when you posting?
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    Your mom loves my cock.
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    lol. i just realized you compared him to aloe. wow. main stream is 3-2 in this league. he's not that nice.
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    Yung Troy The Lyrical King

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    you love cock.
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  20. ricky tan

    ricky tan cawta. lee.

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    Nice verse Q.
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