[MAG] The RBL Herald, Week 45

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    Week 45

    Brought To You By Xquisite and Quriosity

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    RBL CHAMPION, WEEK 44
    Successfully Defends Title




    TABLE OF CONTENTS

    Introduction
    Inside the Mind of T.a.C
    Top 10 Review
    Punchline Pandemonium
    Personal Pandemonium
    No-Show Shine
    Battle of the Week
    Worst Battle of the Week
    Verse of the Week
    Worst Verse of the Week
    Official Rankings
    Top 10 Predictions
    Power Rankings
    Outroduction



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    INTRODUCTION
    By Xquisite

    *clears throat* ffffffffffffuck all you no-showers this last week. 13 no shows is ridiculous, seriously yall no showing bitch asses kill the league. If there is a good chance of you having a busy week or you are unmotivated… don’t sign up/sign out, simple as that. *pop some Prozac* alright, other than that there were some cool battles that went down and we got some cool match ups this week,, alright lets get into it.
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    INSIDE THE MIND OF T.A.C
    By Xquisite

    Xquisite says:
    Whats up T.a.C?
    T.a.C says:
    not much, procrastinating from voting, lol. how bout you?
    Xquisite says:
    doing a fuckin Interview with you...dumbass, lol jokes
    Xquisite says:
    anyway...what did you think of our battle last week?
    T.a.C says:
    lmao
    I GOT FUCKED. YOU IDIOTS DONT KNOW GOOD PUNCHES.. nah im kidding. it was a fun ass battle. i knew there’d be a lot of personals. it was one of my favorites to write for. we better take battle of the week, all i know
    Xquisite says:
    yeah no doubt it was fun, It was the first time we've battled and we both joined about a year ago.
    T.a.C says:
    lol you forget about our days battling on the espn boards?
    Xquisite says:
    lol...yeah but that doesnt count
    What do you think about the league right now? do you think its boring, fun etc? and why?
    T.a.C says:
    i like the league right now. its a good mix of vets and new comers. i think theres been some attendance problems but people got lives. nothin you can do about that
    T.a.C says:
    i think the alias shit is really gay though
    Xquisite says:
    yeah no doubt... *talks in the saw voice* I want to play a game...lol...I'm gunna give you names who I think are alias' and you guess who they really are
    Xquisite says:
    Murder.txt?
    T.a.C says:
    fletcher
    Xquisite says:
    Guest?
    T.a.C says:
    never heard of him, lol
    Xquisite says:
    lol
    color?
    T.a.C says:
    i know who ticktock is if that helps
    Xquisite says:
    mother fucker...please show me where I said Tick Tock...everyone knows who Tick Tock is...
    T.a.C says:
    lmao
    *passes X a midol*
    Xquisite says:
    lol...you failed this game, lets move on
    T.a.C says:
    sounds like my text game
    Xquisite says:
    so I'm gunna toss some names out and you.. tell me what you think of them...can you handle that?
    lol
    T.a.C says:
    make it some dudes i know
    Xquisite says:
    Exodus......the champ of the fuckin league
    T.a.C says:
    i didnt know who he was until a couple weeks ago to be honest. dude is sick.i think hell be champ for a while
    Xquisite says:
    man he aint shit!!! I'd smoke him if I battled him...oh wait lol
    Xquisite says:
    Yung Troy
    T.a.C says:
    eh thats what i said about you
    T.a.C says:
    Troys a good guy. i dont think hes got the battling down to be honest. even though he does have a win over me. but, hes a cool dude
    Xquisite says:
    I was impressed by his verse this week
    Xquisite says:
    Light Saber
    T.a.C says:
    Saber for champ, man. lol. hes a cool ass dude. definitely someone i wanna battle. thatd be a fun one
    Xquisite says:
    no doubt
    Xquisite says:
    Burd?
    T.a.C says:
    i dont really know much about him. just from what ive seen dudes got a big ego, unless im mixing him up with someone else. but either way hes alright. prolly can whoop me, lol
    Xquisite says:
    pfff, prolly
    lol
    Xquisite says:
    who are some peeps that you would like to see join back in the league?
    T.a.C says:
    uhh rydogg and about 20 dudes like him. i wanna be a contender. nah, i wanna see magus and dough back cuz they bring drama and that shit keeps the league going. i also wanna see nasty step back in so i can battle him.
    also muffffy
    Xquisite says:
    I heard muff was rizpy
    T.a.C says:
    ok wanna go back to that alias game now? lmao jk
    Xquisite says:
    lol, smh
    T.a.C says:
    hahaha
    Xquisite says:
    so, you are facing Diso next week...what is your prediction on that?
    T.a.C says:
    oooo rematch. honestly, hes got an above decent chance. i dont know much about him so that eliminates the personals.
    Xquisite says:
    word
    how about my match with kung?
    T.a.C says:
    bring the lube man, you are gonna get RAPED
    lmao jk. i think its gonna be a good one but i got kung takin it
    Xquisite says:
    Lol
    Xquisite says:
    what about Exodus vs. Yung Money (who came out of nowhere) in the champ match
    T.a.C says:
    man, ive been pretty vocal in my opinion on money as a battler, even though hes got a win over me. i dont think hes got a chance. not dissing him or nothin, just honest
    Xquisite says:
    nah, I hear ya...but I didnt think he had a chance against Saber either, but dude put him over his knee
    T.a.C says:
    thats true. i havent read either's verses yet
    Xquisite says:
    well get to voting then fucker...I'm gunna finish up this mag
    thanks for doing the interview
    T.a.C says:
    any time holmes. ima rape you in that pic battle
    Xquisite says:
    glad to know what you are gunna do to the pic...but how well do you think you'll do in the battle? Lol
    T.a.C says:
    lmao, blow me
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    TOP 10 REVIEW
    By Xquisite

    01) EXODUSIII 9-2 VS. 02) MURDER.TXT 5-1
    This was a pretty dope match…both brought the fiya. I could tell that Murder.txt was hungry for the title and threw some dope shit at Exodus. But Exodus seemed just as hungry to hold onto that title belt. Exodus threw some haymakers that were quite impressive. This battle was mad close and I was surprised that I didn’t see more votes for Murder, but Exodus ended up takin this one with a comfortable margin.

    03) LIGHT SABER 3-0 VS. 04) YUNG MONEY 6-4
    Wow at this battle, Yung Money pulled an upset here…Light Saber was either unmotivated, rushed or plain wack this week. Regardless, Yung Money dropped a verse that exceeded my expectations from him. The shit was nothing legendary or OMG or anything but it was a good read. Light Saber I think just took this battle lightly, but dropped second so that shouldn’t be an excuse…but shit happens…Yung Money took this and is now in the Champ Match

    05) GUEST 2-0 VS. 06) COLOR 2-0
    This one was about as close as it gets….double no show….weeeaaak

    07) HERCULEAN 2-0 VS. 08) YUNG TROY 3-4
    This was another surprise for me…not that I thought Herculean was a favorite or anything…but another head that I was never impressed with dropped a verse exceeding my expectations. Yung started out smooth and was on some creative shit and kind of fizzled towards the end of his verse…but none the less it was better than what I thought u were gunna drop…Herculean, well just didn’t bring it…not sure if he’s a newb or an alias but whatever the case…you didn’t get your name out there this week…but yeah, Yung took this

    09) QURIOSITY 20-4 VS. 10) "I" 1-1
    lame…”I” know showed…but lmao at that pic, I woulda know showed too
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    PUNCHLINE PANDEMONIUM
    By Xquisite

    #10
    BURD.
    i'm dope. why would i lie? u barely beat def i think ur crackin' up.
    kunng you can't handle the troof. & let's face it that dude is wack as fuck

    #9
    STYK
    it wont even be competitive yet some think this weak can pound me?
    its an up n down battle when i silence you critics after i beat him soundly.

    #8
    YUNG TROY
    your concepts suck, personals too..you're just a dense
    funny you'd go by Herculean when you don't possess any strengths

    #7
    KUNGFUGRIP
    Grip's poised for the belt. i'm iller than this
    i'd kill 2 birds with one stone, or just one with a flick of the wrist

    #6
    MURDER.TXT
    don’t think you’ll best me. murder.txt be running this place kid
    ironic this shit’s E-MT, cuz you’ll need one when I pummel ya face in

    #5
    EXODUSIII
    Ex is paid, this bummy nigga's on sidewalks trynna ask for dough
    you aint no murder.txt...nigga you're more like a ransom note

    #4
    STRIKTA
    You're done.. and voters will give a show of hands eventually dude
    Keep in mind peeps haven't raised their arms for a MS. since elementary school

    #3
    XQUISITE
    or rip you or shred you, cuz you need a desperate clipping pal
    plus ya face is so ugly….even ya hair is flipping out

    #2
    EXODUSIII
    ...and fuck murder...i'm a cannibal in this fight game
    only time you'll see me back peddle is using his spine as a bike chain

    #1
    MURDER.TXT
    you see murder is sick with it, chicks line up to be dating with me
    but E3 brings stampedes.. of middle-aged geeks with their xbox, playstation & wii


    By Quriosity

    Runner-Up: T.A.C
    Blew his load in the contender match and was left in a deep sweat
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Torr from MSN
    fuck, I spilled my beer all over my bed...brb
    Dudes engaged and this is the only time hes ever got his sheets wet

    10) HIP HOP STEPSON
    Let's Get it On! I Twist his arm... n2 his Spinal
    Whose Praying 2 Meet Def?.....just Gothics and Suicidals!

    09) STRIKTA
    You're done.. and voters will give a show of hands eventually dude
    Keep in mind peeps haven't raised their arms for a MS. since elementary school

    08) YUNG MONEY
    i'd rather you didn't show, but not because i'm rattled by this geek
    only thing your verse is killing is our chances of getting battle of the week

    07) AWK IS DOPE
    Hit you with a jab, you get stabbed...im sayin though, stupid
    you could 'jukebox, but I'd kill myself if I heard one playing your music

    06) EXODUSIII
    yeah it's a weak champ match, but it's only cuz that faggot is in it
    they call it show time, but voters would much rather you didn't

    05) EXODUSIII
    ...and fuck murder...i'm a cannibal in this fight game
    only time you'll see me back peddle is using his spine as a bike chain

    04) KUNGFUGRIP
    i was gonna no-show. but u've gotten me now
    cuz i could just slide a key in. twist. & and lock this shit down

    03) DEF GRAMMER
    she aint the only hoe from chicago, i found out what this herb do
    i see your city is wendy...and i think your job is hers too

    02) AWK IS DOPE
    Your game sucks, claimin you get pussy? what a joker
    bitches'll make a turn to see you...than proceed to go and run you over

    01) KUNGDUH
    Fuck this homo, i think the nerd is wilin'
    Robinson Crusoe wack they all got banished to a deserted island
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    PERSONAL PANDEMONIUM
    By Xquisite

    #10
    YUNG TROY vs. Herculean
    you should've lost your rhymes are never sick so who you to talk?
    you don't have ill Rites<that's just the guy you beat by default

    #9
    T.A.C vs. Xquisite
    You’re weak dude, A quick lil keystyle should be more than enough
    Forget being T.a.C, they should call me Lotus the way i TorrMup

    #8
    REALLY GOOD vs. 2triple0
    The deception of your name is grimey dude.
    You named yourself 2000 knowing damn well your styles from '92

    #7
    MURDER.TXT vs. Exodus
    dudes thought I was magus, then user.. now ex is like “who will I meet?”
    I’ll keep it simple, and you can call me “another ngga that you’ll never beat”

    #6
    T.A.C vs Xquisite
    It’s not a racial joke when I say ima lighten ya chance
    But that pic you posted vs Seph proved your half black and white in the pants

    #5
    MAIN STREAM vs. Strikta
    You wanna talk about last week? Wow, let me ease that stress…
    Let’s play “you will lose again this week”, ‘n I’ll be your Guest

    #4
    XQUISITE vs. T.a.C
    ..you’re wack against the opposition…but u think u can stop this?
    yeah I went to the champ match and lost bitch…but that’s something you’ll NEVER accomplish!!!

    #3
    T.A.C vs. Xquisite
    Blew his load in the contender match and was left in a deep sweat
    Dudes engaged and this is the only time hes ever got his sheets wet

    #2
    MAIN STREAM vs. Strikta
    You used to be dope with writs – now cats revoke your shits...
    What you thought, you were goin text platinum reppin with Culture VI?

    #1
    MURDER.TXT vs. ExodusIII
    & last week was about showing how the height of ya talent is relevant
    I was telling dudes I’m the next champ, you were still bragging about losing to MetaSin
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    NO-SHOW SHINE
    By Xquisite

    03) ILL NIK-A
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    ill rites fire & no one can touch his verse
    I’m talkin in the 3rd person cuz the first 2 didn’t know who the fuck u were
    Fucken nerd, & if u’re mentioned u’re still vexed
    cuz when we say ill Rites we’re more like I wish ill left
    I’m a skilled vet, so watch me merk this peon
    I’m a God in this text shit while u lose to people like Herculean
    u deserve a beatin, be privileged to fuck with the meanest
    & what good’s ya text without a B beginning ur name and OF in between it
    Fuck it keep dreamin, when it comes to losses I have more, props
    cuz shoot I got 3 but ur chances of winning are more like a half court shot

    02) VENAMIS
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    ^^
    I'll give you the win for shittiest clothes, the Oscar's quote me
    but Tri's the only slumdog this year not taking home a trophy.
    Ain't a game with my crew when stepping on my block
    Ven'll get you Left For Dead, but I ain't buying you an XBOX.
    My styles loud, punches deafening that'll leave debris
    you couldn't contend with dynamix, how you gonna make noise vs me?
    Sell one record? Not when Optix getting the hate
    Tri wouldn't touch platinum..
    ..working for the RIAA and pointing at element #78
    Wave goodbye Tri, pack your bags for leavin'
    It's funny how I'm dropping T.O. without being the Cowboy's GM
    you're style just registered at Twitter, yah it's true...
    but hey! finally a new social network thats as simple as you.

    01) QURIOSITY
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    Ok,
    I helped start this text shit, so its understood I’m a leader,
    And “I” fits perfect, cos a pupil’s never as good as his teacher,
    Nerdy motherfucker, I bet girls won’t even linger wit’chu,
    “Is that a gun in your pocket?”.. “Nah, its just my finger pistol.”
    I live at the top of these ranks, one of the greatest in fact,
    Since he’ll never get high, he took a picture replicating the act,
    America loved the flick, but you’ll never get that kind of hype,
    “I” = what happened to John Heder after Napoleon Dynamite,
    With this tough persona, but look at the lump in his throat,
    "I" knew this match was over before I even upped it for votes,
    And that's not a style he's after, just a queer with a comb,
    Who's trying hard to hide the monster-sized ears on his dome,
    Jesus, look at that thing, even his bangs are not impressive,
    Forehead so huge, his hairline didn't even make the crop selection,
    But back to the style, that denim jacket ain't hot.. its scary,
    Bet Jean ain't been that tight since Cyclops popped her cherry,
    16.
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    BATTLE OF THE WEEK
    By Quriosity

    [Champ] 01) ExodusIII 9-2 v. 02) Murder.txt 5-1
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    EXODUSIII
    EXODUSIII[/ur]
    this should be a great battle, cuz lately i've been smashin' fakes
    and murder's known to put on a spectacle...every time he masterbates
    ugly fuck, you'd have a better chance with women if your head was severed off
    might as well pull the pin now...cuz it's the only way you're gettin off
    ...something's shady 'bout this cat...man he aight right
    calls himself murder.txt cuz each verse consist of about 8 bytes
    your girl's a floozie, I hit it...dude heard the rumers too and he's shitty
    cuz 'Exodus' been in those draws in every hotel room in the city
    i'm like who the fuck are you? he's scared silent when i'm up in his face
    all i hear is murmur...while this shook faggot stutters his name
    bitches laugh at this little nigga...so when i see you flossin' it's weak
    cuz Mur calls it gettin' brain but his girl calls it flossin' her teeth
    this faggot voted against me too...that proves he's a wack rookie
    it's like your childhood...
    tried to keep the belt outta reach, and still got an ass whoppin
    all i hear is snoring...cuz murders whole verse is boring
    only thing they'll quote is your sig...after putting ExodusII before it
    droppin' wack and played shit, it's your only chance and you waste it
    ...cuz victory is sweet but you'll di-gest trynna taste it
    ...and fuck murder...i'm a cannibal in this fight game
    only time you'll see me back peddle is using his spine as a bike chain
    Ex is paid, this bummy nigga's on sidewalks trynna ask for dough
    you aint no murder.txt...nigga you're more like a ransom note
    frontin' like last week was a breeze even though your rhymes are stale
    how was that a mur-key verse? it's 'clear to see' that you tried and failed
    yeah it's a weak champ match, but it's only cuz that faggot is in it
    they call it show time, but voters would much rather you didn't
    trust it...i'm too busy fucking to be fighting with hoes
    it's not that murder likes 'make-up' sex...it's just the only kind that he knows
    you aint a pro, you aint ready yet...so take it slow
    cuz there's a 'gulf' of talent between us and you've got a fairway to go
    I'm cocky cuz my throw away punches could take ya
    Mur's such weak competition i'm saving my decent lines for Yung Money or Saber

    v.

    MURDER.TXT
    don’t think you’ll best me. murder.txt be running this place kid
    ironic this shit’s E-MT, cuz you’ll need one when I pummel ya face in
    dude you’ve lost the title, know matter how you attackin me right
    call this a hostile takeover, and I don’t mean how ex gets laid on a saturday night
    & last week was about showing how the height of ya talent is relevant
    I was telling dudes I’m the next champ, you were still bragging about losing to MetaSin
    & this geek is in love with his PC, so with chicks this ngga is sorry
    cuz one look at a computer & his penis peaks at 3½ inches and floppy
    I’m raising funds with this beating, my fists bringing lucrative shares
    beating you is such a cake walk.. next week i'm thinking I'll try musical chairs
    I find it amusing that your cocky, especially since I wreck zero’s man
    & if you’re ex the talented, oneduh’s a front man for the next emo band
    you see murder is sick with it, chicks line up to be dating with me
    but E3 brings stampedes.. of middle-aged geeks with their xbox, playstation & wii
    dudes thought I was magus, then user.. now ex is like “who will I meet?”
    I’ll keep it simple, and you can call me “another ngga that you’ll never beat”
    your game is weak son, you’re just a chicks last option it seems
    see, most dudes have a wingman.. ex struggles with a whole soccer team
    shit, even my penis be rockin endorsements, girls know how I flex
    but this week they’ll see murder endure ex without even promoting safe sex
    you’ve been garbage since forever.. and time has set its toll
    cuz ya text run’s been such a fade out.. that last verse could double as a credit roll
    I’m like a spy in this shit.. & this dungeons & dragons faggot is hopeless
    I’m a cloak & dagger type dude, ex still rolls with a longsword n’ magical potions
    see I’ve got throwaways to.. cuz my weaker shit’d leave you wrecked geek
    n’ I’m seeing a light at the end of the tunnel, ready to battle me for the title next week
    seriously though.. you do leave dudes shaken n’ torn
    ex is known for breaking up people, just ask his parents about the day he was born
    now mom’s is working the corners, a hooker for the turn of the century
    had so many foreigners inside her, her vag requires a SWAT team for tactical entry
    I’m a sex god.. I go through pregnancy scares weekly at best
    but I’m used to false positives.. shit, I used to be sure you were decent at text

    OUTCOME: ExodusIII wins,

    Runner Up: Strikta v. Main Stream
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    WORST BATTLE OF THE WEEK
    By Quriosity

    40) REALLY GOOD 0-0 V. 41) 2TRIPLE0 0-0
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    2TRIPLE0
    looking forward to introducing my mammoth designs
    People relate to Really only when they've got family ties
    This bitch just wants to eat my dick on the streets
    Cuz Trip already tastes Really Good in ya mouth this week
    No wonder your sheltered you Never left ya front steps
    So I put roofs over his head while i build up the projects
    Wants to be the first out the gate but hold your horses
    your Really Good and can't stay out late hustling four corners
    this ya first beat down in the league like an initiation
    Cuz that weak shit is like sending out ass-kicking invitations

    v.

    REALLY GOOD
    Yo. I'm high as fuck as you're gettin thumped.
    Punchlines aside. Your verse was the funniest shit I read all month.
    I mean..... where was the concepts when u wrote that thing?
    Your verse is just like the park I rolled my blunt in.. all dirt wit no swing.
    You doin shows? Niggggga please
    Your never seeing arenas, like a whole eastern conference wet dream.
    The deception of your name is grimey dude.
    You named yourself 2000 knowing damn well your styles from '92
    Your raps suck, but your game is weaker friend.
    You couldn't touchdown on a bitch wit manning, moss, and peterson

    OUTCOME: Really Good wins,

    Runner Up: Styk v. TED NULB
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    VERSE OF THE WEEK
    By Quriosity

    EXODUSIII[/ur]
    this should be a great battle, cuz lately i've been smashin' fakes
    and murder's known to put on a spectacle...every time he masterbates
    ugly fuck, you'd have a better chance with women if your head was severed off
    might as well pull the pin now...cuz it's the only way you're gettin off
    ...something's shady 'bout this cat...man he aight right
    calls himself murder.txt cuz each verse consist of about 8 bytes
    your girl's a floozie, I hit it...dude heard the rumers too and he's shitty
    cuz 'Exodus' been in those draws in every hotel room in the city
    i'm like who the fuck are you? he's scared silent when i'm up in his face
    all i hear is murmur...while this shook faggot stutters his name
    bitches laugh at this little nigga...so when i see you flossin' it's weak
    cuz Mur calls it gettin' brain but his girl calls it flossin' her teeth
    this faggot voted against me too...that proves he's a wack rookie
    it's like your childhood...
    tried to keep the belt outta reach, and still got an ass whoppin
    all i hear is snoring...cuz murders whole verse is boring
    only thing they'll quote is your sig...after putting ExodusII before it
    droppin' wack and played shit, it's your only chance and you waste it
    ...cuz victory is sweet but you'll di-gest trynna taste it
    ...and fuck murder...i'm a cannibal in this fight game
    only time you'll see me back peddle is using his spine as a bike chain
    Ex is paid, this bummy nigga's on sidewalks trynna ask for dough
    you aint no murder.txt...nigga you're more like a ransom note
    frontin' like last week was a breeze even though your rhymes are stale
    how was that a mur-key verse? it's 'clear to see' that you tried and failed
    yeah it's a weak champ match, but it's only cuz that faggot is in it
    they call it show time, but voters would much rather you didn't
    trust it...i'm too busy fucking to be fighting with hoes
    it's not that murder likes 'make-up' sex...it's just the only kind that he knows
    you aint a pro, you aint ready yet...so take it slow
    cuz there's a 'gulf' of talent between us and you've got a fairway to go
    I'm cocky cuz my throw away punches could take ya
    Mur's such weak competition i'm saving my decent lines for Yung Money or Saber

    Runner Up: Yung Money
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    WORST VERSE OF THE WEEK
    By Quriosity

    DISO
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    put your ina hospital since 1 bar will beat a pile of his
    so when i say ima visit awk ward,..its just to tell you how your style is
    your a nobody son, its clear this fruit should quit
    one punch would have such a comeback needed, mickey rourke coudnt do it
    fat prick, my favourite weapons a knife while its clear a fork his
    could use ya name for a quick win, clearly not?...nah id have that after awk is
    before this battle, i said id destroy him if this kid in place slacks
    your losing with ease, rub awk's head in his verse just so he can face the facts
    if anyone says hes dope then he must have that fan paid
    hes clearly a bitch, so using ya initials is the only time AID's man made
    i pity this bitch, him in tears will happen...the fate begs
    one punch'd turn awk to puss so quick, youda thought he had 8 legs

    Runner Up: 2Triple0
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  11. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    OFFICIAL RANKINGS

    CHAMP
    01) ExodusIII 10-2
    02) Yung Money 7-4

    CONTENDER
    03) Yung Troy 4-4
    04) Quriosity 21-4

    05) kungfugrip 2-0
    06) Xquisite 7-4

    07) Awk is dope 5-3
    08) Main Stream 2-0

    09) ill nik-A 7-3
    10) BronzeAtlas 1-0

    11) Oneduh 1-0
    12) Solaris 1-0

    13) styk 1-0
    14) Jane Dough 1-0

    15) Really Good 1-0
    16) Def Grammer 1-0

    17) Murder.txt 5-2
    18) Light Saber 3-1

    19) Herculean 2-1
    20) Burd. 5-2

    21) T.a.C. 15-13
    22) Diso. 1-2

    23) Strikta 1-2
    24) Jordan Robinson 0-1

    25) TED NULB 0-1
    26) Him.. 0-1

    27) 2triple0 0-1
    28) Hip Hop StepSon 0-1

    29) D.LOKE 0-0
    30) +~!nnovator~+ 0-0

    31) Rick T. Bagwell 0-0
    32) VeNTiCaL 0-0

    33) *..♂.. 0-0
    34) *ALIEN0888 0-0

    35) *Allen Knight 0-0
    36) *MC Rorschach 0-0

    37) *RAWz 0-0
    38) *Young Rico 0-0
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    Quriosity Moderator

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    TOP 10 PREDICTIONS
    By Quriosity

    CHAMP
    01) ExodusIII 10-2
    02) Yung Money 7-4

    This should actually be a dope match up between two closely pitted opponents. Exodus is the more seasoned of the two with more wins and losses under his belt, collectively. He also has the most experience in champ matches and has just recently won the title for his first time as well as defended it successfully, which many fail to do. He looks to take his second defense here. Yung has been around the league for awhile and I’m pretty sure he’s reset his record at least once. I’ve never known him to reach this high in the ranks, but now that he’s here I’m sure he’ll go all in. These opportunities don’t happen often, but the league went through a dry spell with Oneduh in charge and many who weren’t given a chance before have been able to prove themselves. A very close match, but if they go the distance in lines, I think Exodus will prove the most consistent thus winning the bout by a couple votes.

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    03) Yung Troy 4-4
    04) Quriosity 21-4

    Eh, good luck Troy.

    05) kungfugrip 2-0
    06) Xquisite 7-4

    A good match in what many will view as lopsided. Xquisite has been a roll lately, though losing to Exodus in the champ bout two weeks ago. Kung, on the other hand, has been shelling out quick writtens/collaborations (kungduh) but still winning with ease. He is easily one of the better writers in the league and possibly the most notable with the most dick riders and fans of this day and age. He will use this to his advantage effectively. Another factor will be the delivery, in which case, if Xquisite can work with his to produce quicker releases and more effective wording he may just pull the upset. If not, he’ll go down for sure. Kung uses this technique well while Xquisite tends to overwrite and overcomplicate his punches. I’ll go with Kung in a blowout, but I’m open to an underdog upset.

    07) Awk is dope 5-3
    08) Main Stream 2-0

    Possibly the best, or second best, match of the top 10. As even, or more, as the champ match with two up and comers going head to head for their first time. Awk has been in the league longer in current record, obviously. However, I have the funny feeling that Main Stream is more seasoned than he originally appeared to be. Given that he will lack the ammunition of last week against his unknown opponent, I don’t see him delivering as well. Bitch moves always give a writer a slight edge, but in its absence, I think Awk has a fair shot and holding Main off for the win. Awk just needs to work on eliminating the wackness and keeping it consistent and this will be cake. Main needs to work on pure creativity and being able to deliver when lacking effective/personal material. This match will also come down to effort and consistency though, and if Main takes this 16 lines or more, I see him taking this match. If they stick to 12s or less, Awk will pull off the win.

    09) ill nik-A 7-3
    10) BronzeAtlas 1-0

    Assuming both show up and perform, this will be another good match to watch. BronzeAtlas is very inconsistent as a writer. At times he’s good and at other times its hard to believe he’s the same person. Tough to call, but assuming he does well, he has the talent to pull off the upset. Ill nik-A, on the other hand, is easily one of the better writers in the league and yet his ego is levels above his actual talent. This is his match to win and the outcome will depend on his effort. Timing will play a major role as ill nik-A tends to post early. If so, BA should be able to pinpoint his weaknesses and capitalize effectively. But if both post blindly, I’ve got ill nik-A taking this on account of being the most talented of the match.
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    Quriosity Moderator

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    5) MAIN STREAM

    Obviously an alias and gives off the appearance of being a bitch and a faggot. He remains hidden, but gleefully unveils “All Personals!” in his last verse against a surprised Strikta. A huge bitch move in my opinion, though I also gave him the vote for having the better verse. Either be subtle with the personals or give your opponent a fair chance to counter. Not only that, but he campaigned for a free win maybe two weeks ago when he actually lost his match. Ranting and raving in the rankings thread and causing a ruckus about his opponent posting late and not posting voting links just to save his precious record. Pathetic. Nevertheless, he had a good verse last week and now that the secret is out about him at least being an alias, the heat is on. He must either deliver or be ridiculed heavily.

    4) XQUISITE

    So, now that we know he’s TorrMup, or Torr Martin, I expect to see many opponents hunting for personals to use against Torr, which I’m sure can be done more effectively than T.a.C managed. Even with this bit of information, Xquisite is definitely one of the better writers left in the league and has been dominant around the middle of the ranks. He lost in his first ever champ match not too long ago but has climbed the ranks quickly due mainly to no-shows within the top 10. This week isn’t looking so bright, but the good thing about Xquisite is that he tends to get better when he’s done. He comes harder after every loss, or at least it seems. Even still, he has a fighting chance this week and if he sticks around and continues to polish his style, I think he’ll be one of the most dominant. He needs to work on his delivery mainly, and then tackle the creative aspect of writing.

    3) YUNG MONEY

    Much like his opponent this week, or a BronzeAtlas type of writer, Yung Money is inconsistent in talent. At times, he’s one of the best. But at other times, he’s one of the very worst. Because of this, its tough to call his matches. I think it has a lot to do with effort put in being that recently he seems to not only drop first, but drop early as fuck which leads me to believe that he spent little time writing or at least thinking about what to write throughout the week. When he’s on though, he’s a good bet for an upset against most any writer. He’s creative, but his execution of this creativeness tends to hinder him the most. This week he has a chance to make a name for himself. Only time will tell if he’s able to deliver when the heat is on.

    2) KUNGFUGRIP/KUNGDUH

    Easily the best in the league at the moment and at the same time, easily beatable. If it weren’t for double no-shows at the top of the ranks, it’d be me and kung this week and I was actually looking forward to it. He’s drunk often and hardly puts forth the effort, yet his delivery and creative approach allow him to cruise through the ranks with ease. Most look up to the guy and net-wide, he’s done more than most. He just got eliminated from March Madness ’09 by Serge, which was a bit of an upset, and so I hope he devotes more time to this league because of it. If so, he’ll regain his title in no time. If not, he’ll be the victim of another upset and birth the name of a new up and comer who’ll be able to say, “I beat kungfugrip. What have you done?”

    1) EXODUSIII

    Overlooked by many due to his enormous amount of failures, but the boy has skills. He’s like E Tha Real with more talent and less ego. Now that he has a title under his belt with one successful defense, his head should be huge and hopefully this has a direct impact on his skills. He’ll show up weekly, the question is which ExodusIII will we see. I’m betting on the same Exodus from last week. What I like about Ex the most is that he takes criticism to heart, but in a good way. Most defend criticism, but he chooses to learn from it. Last week was actually an impressive win over Nick Fletcher aka Murder.txt who has done quite a bit at a sites around the net including Braggin Writes, Rap Verse, Itz A Rap, and Rap Battles. If Ex continues to get better, he’ll be tough to beat by anyone.
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  14. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    OUTRODUCTION
    By Quriosity

    It was a rough week and many may oppose the new deadlines, but keep in mind that they are not permanent and that they are a result of many things, but mostly my schedule and the best times that I am available to handle league nonsense while still being the closest to the traditional time zones. I will no longer accept excuses though because I have posted a thorough breakdown of the deadlines and ways of programming the board to reflect the time in which deadlines are administered. You also have two extra days, theoretically, which should be more than enough to write a verse. The only extra extensions allowed will be if I either fail to close threads on time or choose not to.

    The plus, this week at least, is that there was still a very good amount of voting going on around Saturday and Sunday. Thus, those that posted late still received a sufficient amount of votes without my having to post threads requiring it or postponing next week. The downside is that many still neglected to find time to post a verse after checking in and/or asking for an extension. Still, double no shows are better than no shows, so it wasn’t as bad as it seemed.

    Aside from this, the matches posted were quite entertaining and though there were many lopsided outcomes, it was pretty evenly pitted. There were no standouts, per se, but nearly everyone came at least decent, save the disos and 2triple0s.

    If you haven’t been made aware yet, and for Oneduh and Spul’s knowledge, I am currently in the process of considering new moderators. One/Spul have failed to work out as planned and being that my schedule is still tight, I will need dedicated moderators to handle my slack. The only truly legitimate options for me at this time are Nasty, T.a.C, and Xquisite. All of these names have been consistent not only in posting within this league or forum, but in overall site activity. Nasty and T.a.C are always around and Xquisite has been dedicated to this league and to helping it for quite some time. If you feel that you possess these qualities or others that would be beneficial to the league then please feel free to contact me either through aim or email. Otherwise, please feel free to voice your opinions on the subject and the decision.

    That is all. Have a great, and equally productive, week.
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  15. Main Stream

    Main Stream The Conversensationalist

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    Hahaha. Nice mag Q.
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    Murder.txt Stomping fools.

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    dope mag

    shit though.. I had the #1 punch and the #1 personal and still lost :(
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  17. Xquisite

    Xquisite Guest

    what am I chopped liver? lol
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  18. Xquisite

    Xquisite Guest

    good shit Q...I forgot to write a prediction for your battle against yung troy..meh, not much to say anyway...but theres a typo on my part that needs to be edited on my top punches ...number 9 has the execution of punch number 7 in it. good shit tho
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  19. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    on Xquisite's list. you didn't make my list. Xquisite is also one of only two people to vote for you in that match.
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  20. Main Stream

    Main Stream The Conversensationalist

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    Good job X.
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