[Mag] RSTL Magazine - Week 51 Edition

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    RSTL Magazine Week 51

    Intro
    Recap
    Battle of the Week
    No-Show Shine
    Matchups
    Predictions
    Babe of the Week
    Video of the Week
    Funny Picture of the Week
    T.a.C-tical Interviews
    Grinds My Gears
    Conclusion


    1. Intro


    Welcome back everyone to the next edition of the RSTL Magazine. It seems like this past week was a bad week. Only one match had both writers show up. In the upcoming week, we have a couple of good matches. Shadow defends in title against Menso while Kryptical goes up against oNe, Scatter faces S. Issue and word goes up against Lucifa.
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    2. Recap


    This week we had several no shows and only one match could be voted. Let’s start with the no show breakdowns.

    Lucifa vs Menso – This was the only match where both writers showed up. It was a good read though. Lucifa’s verse came across as choppy, rusty and not his normal style. The flow was good and the rhymes were sound but the imagery and story progression seemed to fade due to the forces rhyming. Granted, he is saving his ‘good stuff’ for the tournament. Menso wrote a really good verse that had a better story concept and as well as good mechanics. The story sat well with the readers and propelled Menso to a 3-0 victory

    Kryptical – Overall an impressive verse. The topic was entertaining to read. The flow was very good although the rhymes were a bit simple. The descriptions were good as well. I would’ve liked to see more imagery with a verse like this but I still thought that everything worked out pretty well. I would like to see you beef up your rhyming for next week though.

    oNeiRiC – This verse was one of the better verses I’ve read from you. I loved the imagery in this verse and thought that you stuck on topic well. Also, the wording on this verse was very well done, especially in the opening couple of lines. I think that you should stick to this way of writing because you can champ the league like this. I definitely enjoyed this read, nicely done.
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    3. Battle of the Week

    Menso

    Before you all think I'm a stupid fundamentalist Christian, I should make it clear that I believe Science and Religion are mutually INCLUSIVE; that breakthroughs in scientific knowledge can/should be used to strengthen our faith in God (whoever that is to you). So, without further ado, here it is.

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    Cosmos complex and life is modeled after it,
    So listen to Scientific knowledge and master it,

    From nothing to everything,
    Scientific discourse has shown it did begin,
    Both Time and the spatial constructs we're living in,
    First, everything out at sickenin speed,
    Can't just let her be,
    stick around and give her energy,
    So that it breaks Thermodynamics Second Rule,
    "Closed systems go chaotic"
    But the exotic materials and order make it questionable,
    Physical Laws and a Biblical God, it's a false dichotomy,
    It feels quite right to me,
    Because he is visible and present,
    Physics and Biology should consider it a blessing,

    Cosmos complex and life is modeled after it,
    So listen to Scientific knowledge and master it,

    Back to the Second Law, but now it's Darwin,
    Stats and Probability Theory show it's far-fetched,
    Paint buckets became the work of an artist,
    Without an Artist!
    Somehow this concept is better,
    Rand assortments of molecules are matched together,
    And form proteins that form those genes
    That give fish scales and birds feathers,
    But this is obscene,
    It would take more than the 13 billion years
    "God's" green earth has been here,
    And we know evolution isn't smooth,
    No "Intermediate Life-Forms" have ever been viewed,
    You should now know the question is moot,
    i.e. "What's this have anything to do
    With Thermodynamics Second Rule,
    The visible order is the evident proof,
    This is not a closed system.

    Cosmos complex and life is modeled after it,
    So listen to Scientific knowledge and master it,

    Think about the Universe and Life as we know it,
    And, while I might be a poet,
    I can't find the words to describe
    The life on land or in the oceans,
    Not with Science and not with Math
    Yet everyone gives God a pass,
    When we have knowledge to proclaim his glory,
    He's my reason for being,
    You're the reason for this story,
    We're not in a closed system.

    Vs.

    Lucifa


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    I'm known as the grimm reaper
    the souls of sin keeper
    the eternal sleep bringer
    cos with my pointed finger
    I bring ya, so heartlessly
    in deeper to darkness, see
    as long as you breathe
    you'll never be free from me
    and I see you keep that rosary
    I guess that's supposed to be
    a threat to be posed to me
    but I don't look hopelessly
    over my shoulder for nobody
    as I cast my shadow over thee
    just another lost soul to reap
    box up and take home with me
    after one clean swipe of my
    thirty-nine inch sythe of mine
    that strikes to slice your mind
    you die, your soul dives to bind
    with the cries of souls I've mined
    from behind the eyes of those I find
    whose name is printed on my list
    to receive my free eternal gift
    where you will forget about everything
    you'll forget you were a human being
    forget about your house or husband
    forget your friends, your cousins
    forget about your child or wife
    for death is the price of life
    however, you'll never forget me
    the angel of death who I'll always be
    as this is simply my raison d'être
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    4. No Show Shrine

    oNeiRiC

    It was a clear autumn night my eyes a sulky blue
    So we did drugs cuz there was nothin else to do
    Took a 3 stop trip to add to the experience
    10th grade at Jon's house, 1st stop the cabinet​

    "Dramamine, do not take on an empty stomach
    Caution, goblin monstered might alter function"

    "What?" we both said as we read the instructions
    Like candy we split them out 10 times the suggestions
    A sleeping aid on top of the motion sickness it helps
    Perhaps after the urge to sleep wears off we would melt
    But we felt that we failed.. we.. well more of that later.
    So through the woods we tracked as Jon acted navigator
    Our destination, the center of research on a cement patio
    Underneath a bench we lay down to wait for the chemicals
    After we downed them with water, 30 minutes to blast off
    But we became bored and began the walk back a-cross​


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    Loosely woven the inner fabric of membranes
    Connected sympathetic functions with our brain
    ~Jolt~ And we begin to lose control..
    We make it back to the bedroom..
    Only we both feel a heavy schedule..
    Tired.. too tired.. but.. grasping.. a plan
    "Dude let's just go to sleep for 30 minutes
    Then we will surface in a new fantasy land"​

    ...
    ...
    ...
    The next morning heavy disappointment
    Not just a wasted night, but lack of ointment
    You see there is no cure to the damage this drug does
    It's like DXM cough syrup where brain simply- "was."
    If you want to dream.. then dream..
    If you want to escape.. then read
    Read of a Dramamine trip.. where you see
    "Closed eyed visuals" come reality
    I once heard of a man jumping ship
    Out of the window and the alien mother's grip
    I once heard of a sad man, but every night
    A party in his closet, with music all too bright
    But.. this isn't just a hallucinagen..
    This breeds... reality... dreaming and breathing again..​

    Users beware.. Olney's lesions.. burn with fire
    Your brain, directly, and recovery a sever desire
    But only a wish, perhaps, more dramamine
    Can deliver the final kiss​

    Utter disappointment
    A party in the closet
    Isolation, Unreal, Lonliness
    Desperation
    Cue... off.
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    5. Matchups

    C. ShadowWarriorfs 31-16
    2. Menso 2-1

    Prediction – Both of these writers are talented and it seems that the winner of this matchup will depend on which writer devotes more time to his verse. This week I believe that Menso will upset Shadow 3-1.

    3. Kryptical 5-1
    4. oNeiRic 1-1

    Prediction – This should be an excellent matchup. I believe that Krypt has knocked off the rust from his absence and will look to move into the championship match against whomever. oNe picked up a no show victory and is looking to do the same. I believe that Kryptical will win this match 3-1.

    5. S. Issue 5-3
    6. Scatterrboxx 0-0

    Prediction – I have never read any of Scatter’s verses or I don’t remember doing so. S. Issue is looking to recover from his no show and defeat Scatter. I believe he does so 3-0.

    7. word.smyth 0-0
    8. Lucifa 1-1

    Prediction – Word and Lucifa seem to writing their hearts off and recently seem to be slacking in their writings. Lucifa is a vet in these matchups and I believe that he will beat word 3-1.
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    6. Babe of the Week

    Fergie

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    7. Video of the Week

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    8. Funny Pictures Of The Week

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    9. T.a.C-tical Interviews – No interview this week because T.a.C. is a gay homosexual and has bitch tits.
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    10. Grinds My Gears – You know what really grinds my gears, loud eaters. I understand that eating is a wonderful thing especially with all of the delicious foods that are out there. However, if your eating sounds like a chorus of birding farting then maybe you should rethink your method. If food is flying out of your mouth while you are eat, chances are your eating loudly as well. Here is some advice, slow down and take your time. In most places, you have ample time to eat. So take advantage of this you ungrateful ass monkeys. This is what really grinds my gears.



    11. Conclusion – The previous was seriously a down week and we need to get back into shape. It looks like the tag tournament is dying off like I thought it would. I would like to encourage everyone to show up for their matches this week. I am going to get Nasty to start advertising the RSTL tournament and start to get this popping. I am happy that the league is still moving forward despite some hiccups. I hope everyone has a safe week and good luck on your upcoming matches.

    Awards for week 50

    Best Verse goes to………Menso

    http://board.rapmusic.com/1066863840-post4.html

    Best Voter goes to…….. oNe

    http://board.rapmusic.com/1066867601-post9.html

    Biggest Faggot goes to…GuT

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    Top five verses of the week in order from best to worse

    Mensp
    Lucifa
    oNeiRiC
    Shadow
    Kryptical

    Let’s give a big Woot to the award winners for Week 50.
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    cool beans .. and word @ noisy eaters ..
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    holy rofl @ that Family Guy gif
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    decided to click the image link .. worth the 1.7MB wait tbf .. Bwhaha @ that shit ..
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    Whats the deal with One v. Krypt?
    Waiting or give feed?
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    lol i guess vote
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    nice mag man, ya S just give it a vote since technically he didnt no show, and i think that counts as 10 points then instead of 5
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