[Mag] RSTL Magazine - Week 48 Edition

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  1. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004


    RSTL Magazine Week 48

    Battle of the Week
    No-Show Shine
    Babe of the Week
    Video of the Week
    Funny Picture of the Week
    T.a.C-tical Interviews
    Grinds My Gears

    1. Intro

    Welcome back everyone to the next edition of the RSTL Magazine. This week was very slow yet only one person no showed. I am happy that everyone was able to show up despite RM crashing several times due to hackers. As the board is getting restored we will continue to write. We actually had a lot of good verses this week and I hope that everyone had the opportunity to read each other’s verses. Shadow defended his title against S. Issue and Souled In while Vaude took on Link and Rem battled Chemical and word.
  2. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    2. Recap

    This week didn’t have a match that needed to have a no show breakdown. So lets go through the week and see how everyone did.

    Rem vs. word – This match was interesting and featured this weeks new addition. Both wrote short verses that were to the point. The rhymes in Rem’s verse was good as well has his flow. The Imagery was the best part of his verse and I would’ve loved to see him expand on this more. Word did similar but didn’t quite have the story down pact. The potential of these two writers are very high but this week, Rem won this 3-0.

    Vaudeville vs. Link – This match featured metaphors vs. wordplay. Vaude had so many metaphors in his verse that were not only clever but full of imagery. Link had good wordplay with the cooking and was also clever. Both writers had good imagery but Vaude took this to a new level with the way he delivered his verse. Vaude has proved to be a serious force in this league and I kind of think he is someone’s alias or something. Vaude won this match 2-0.

    Shadow Vs. S. Issue vs. Souled In – This weeks championship match featured the second triple threat match of the night. Souled and S. Issue climbed into this match to try and dethrone Shadow. All three writers wrote good verses but Souled seemed to fizzle in this match. Readers felt like his verse was ‘all over the place’. This pushed Souled out of contention. S. Issue and Shadow’s verse were pretty even. S. Issue had the better mechanics while Shadow delivered the better story. This propelled Shadow to his sixth straight win.
  3. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    3. Battle of the Week


    Innocent Confession


    Dear Diary,

    I was an innocent, pure, beautiful temptress
    In a sense I needed more than this life as a waitress
    Receiving poor tips from a constant wait list
    Coming home to a stepfather who was labeled a rapist
    My life climbs to the top of the devil’s playlist
    His fists crackle my jaw, saliva now tasteless
    A typical racist, angry with me for filing the police cases
    Evicted from his grasp by a judicial bases
    Confined to the street corners, standing on broken shoelaces
    Hoping two faces would recognize my bruised braces
    Crying in pain as their eyes became faceless
    I was weak but they were the disgraces

    So I decided to change and become more evil
    Feeble eyes blacken like the skin of African people
    While my complexion dies, my lips burn with fire
    Dressed in demonic attire, tongue pierced with satire
    I wanted revenge on, not just him but all men
    Every one of them must suffer and die in sin
    My eyes begin to burn, luring each one to their doom
    Gloom overtakes the earth as a chill fills the room
    A drill kills a Coon, observing quietly in the darkness
    Heartless as my smile booms, leaving a scorched carcass
    Targets now scatter as urine leaks from their bladder
    Laughter now mesmerized by my sensual chatter
    My father stands before me, rope now suffocating
    A man in his forties, weakened and defecating
    Nightmarish fantasies I’m replicating
    Causing satisfaction as I strut while waiting
    His body now decapitated and shaking
    As I stand above him, air evacuated and taking
    His life into hell as I stare demonically at another
    As I move towards the next victim, my mother




    S. Issue

    "For Every Jew I Hated"

    Tattered, torn and bruised. Body, clothes and shoes—
    each piece holey, beneath the sullied dirt. These Jews.
    Plague of the earth, they all revert to their devious ways
    especially when they’re starved. Facing the grave,
    debts to pay. Sins delayed by their insistence to pray.
    Fingers flayed purple by cold, no mittens around
    when all the cloth is knit into gowns, broken down
    to makeshift clothing. Hate is holding a side of them,
    they’re fighting then; commandments don’t apply men.
    Thou shall not covet our Nazi items, or hide’em
    in safes, trade them as trinkets or deny them.
    For a nation united, we must keep people confined in
    Auschwitz, Sobibór, barbed wire, wooded firings
    that leave trails of smoke long above country sides.
    Men turned to ash, women lashed— everybody dies.

    Of course, a select few Jews avoid the gun reports,
    but those that do must prove they’re worthy sports
    for the Doctor’s purpose. More than just lovely—
    twins, deformities, all made perfectly for his studies.
    He likes to separate them, inflict pain on one twin,
    See if she can breathe when he lets the gasses in
    to her sister’s room, she gags and sputters aloud.
    They’re connected, he feels he’s really learning now.
    With the deformed he plays surgeon, Frankenstein-like
    in his attempts to find life, create his own lime-light.
    The most gruesome thing, an intrusive ring in my mind
    while he wraps a young Jewish woman in razor line,
    somehow it breaks my pride. She wails and cries.
    A beauty, her nails pried with a wrench’s mouth, wide.
    This very day it’s imprinted in my splintered memory,
    squinting endlessly until it brings the end of me—
    the sight of bodies sparked, laid in ground unmarked.
    Like the bullet, impending,
    this remembering tears my Nazi brain apart.

    topic: mind games
  4. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004

    Souled In

    The Butterfly Effect.

    The fair winds blow carrying the scent of spring.
    Apple trees spun with rot impressed with leaves
    Glue or snot, something that stuck to my shoe
    A note that if you read'd scare the funk out of you
    A mustard green hue, enveloped on a patio
    I reminisce on the past, and unlace my boots
    And read what is about to unravel​

    You have 12 minutes to live

    A spy in the meadow perhaps hiding and mental
    My pride seeks vendetta but I cry at the tempo
    What is the point to it all...
    I seek God, but he calls me a fake
    Why? Because this could all be a prank
    But how do I know?...
    My feet stink from work.
    Wine drinks to my worth- I
    Steam and I curse- I
    Breathe- till it hurts
    Deep as a corpse- it
    But my heart
    Starts like a train- it
    Harks at the pain- this
    Nothing this game can offer- swift
    Fame gone but something- else
    Here to come get me- this
    Felt good as I thought it- and I
    Lost fear for a moment- that I
    Lost track of the time and then I swallowed
    This pride of mine, can not wait for tomorrow- because it is
    Shot. Shoot.
    You lost? I loot! I try and I die and for what?
    Your truth.​

    That I never had.
    So what I ask is that you see my black and whiteness
    That you understand how I was in this life quick
    Just listen on my last moment because
    I really might die, my crime is above
    That I have regretted, but now infected
    swoon eagle I feel as my single hurt wing..
    opens up.. and my
    Affection soars.. for freedom but...
    I hold on... to life, and I... fight it
    For I am losing hold to sanity..​

    Why? Perhaps because of the notion
    That I might die like some potion
    Came swift from the sky to slay me
    So i-.. deny-- like we.. always.. used to do.

    And if I die who cares.
    You know what? I aint scared.
    Take my life, God, if that's what you want.
    I'm here, and I know I was stuck.
    But if you let me live, well
    I will try harder, to avoid... lol just kidding
    I don't really believe in the fires
    But no worries, I am now.. inspired.
    So please God, do what you will!
    I have no fear any longer!!!

    All I can say, or perhaps ask
    Is to keep sending me notes
    Or perhaps.. notions... :)
    And I very much like the apple trees.
    Do you think you could Stop Rotting Them.
    A creature in the distance...
    Jumps up with fangs split..
    Apart with death's eye
    This must have been..
    Open ended.
    Never ending.
    The beauty in adventure.
    Corny? And you are?
    And we are.
    Are we living or dying?
    Why must it always be one or the other?
  5. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    4. No Show Shrine

    No one ☺

    5. Matchups

    C. ShadowWarriorfs 27-16
    2. Vaudeville 2-0

    Prediction – Shadow has successfully defended his title for three consecutive weeks and is looking to make it his fourth. However, the up and comer Vaude is looking to snatch the title away from Shadow. Both writers are very good and this match could go either way. I believe that Vaude will dethrone Shadow and take the title in a 3-1 victory.

    3. Rem Lynxis 2-0
    4. S. Issue 4-1

    Prediction – Rem wrote a short yet good verse last week and is looking to move into the title match. S. Issue feels slighted and is looking to get back into the title match to face the champ and become the champ. I believe that he does this with a 3-0 victory.

    5. Souled In 8-10
    6. Link Gash 3-2

    Prediction – This match could go either way. Both writers are compelling and unique. I believe that this match will come down to which writer chooses the better topic. That being said, I believe that Link will win 3-0 but due to him not voting may end up losing the match.

    7. word.smyth 0-1
    8. Menso 0-0

    Prediction – This should be an interesting match. I think that word has the potential to win this IF he can develop some detail in his verses. That being said, I believe that he will win, 3-0.

    9. GuT-cHeCk 0-0

    Prediction – I believe that both of these writers will no show.
  6. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
  7. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    9. T.a.C-tical Interviews – No interview this week because T.a.C. is a gay homosexual that smells like fish.

    10. Grinds My Gears – You know what really grinds my gears, being married to a cock-scented whore that can’t even suck dick with it being a complete and utter embarrassment. I mean seriously ladies, sucking a penis should be fun, not a chore. If you want your man to treat you with some respect, then suck his dick. Now back on topic, there is nothing worse then being married to a whore who not only lies on you, but then tries to get back with you. I don’t know about you but I’d rather be knocked out by a 70 yr old white man, lol, then spend any more time with a fat tramp. This is what really grinds my gears.

    11. Conclusion – This we have a lot of new people in the league and should be more active than the previous weeks. Since we have a lot of people in the league now, we shouldn’t have any excuses for people not voting. I would like to see people, including mods, continuing to vote and should consideration to other members in this league. That being said, I would like to wish everyone in the league a good luck and I hope everyone will continue to improve.

    Awards for week 47

    Best Verse goes to………Vaudeville


    Best Voter goes to…….. Souled In


    Biggest Faggot goes to…Chemical ☹


    Top five verses of the week in order from best to worse

    Link Gash

    Let’s give a big Woot to the award winners for Week 47.
  8. oNeiRiC

    oNeiRiC Souled In

    Dec 25, 2006
    that girl fell in the pool
  9. Menso

    Menso Go Lakers!

    Jul 13, 2004
    Damn, can't even get a vote of confidence on the 0-1 guy.
  10. Vaudeville

    Vaudeville New Member

    Feb 14, 2010
    Thank you for the verse of the week nod. These magazines are good because it shows you're committed to making this work, even as participation is low.

    Also, this is like the fourth time I've been labeled an "alias." I was in this league for a short stint several years ago under the name Calloused, but that's it.
  11. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    Menso - I don't remember reading anything from you. once i do, i'll know more

    Vaude - thanks man...yea the alias thing was just a weird feeling :-D
  12. LDogg The King

    LDogg The King The High Life

    Jan 17, 2000
    props on keepin this place alive guys... good work
  13. S. Issue

    S. Issue Who?

    Sep 22, 2002
    LDiggity. Ha. Thats a blast from the past there.
  14. MC4SiGHT


    Apr 25, 2003
    nice animated gifs
  15. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

    Jul 14, 2001
    lol @ the gifs .. the pole-vault one was crazy ..
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