[Mag] RSTL Magazine -Week 43 Edition

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  1. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004

    RSTL Magazine Week 43

    Battle of the Week
    No-Show Shine
    Babe of the Week
    Video of the Week
    Funny Picture of the Week
    T.a.C-tical Interviews
    Grinds My Gears

    1. Intro

    Welcome back everyone to the next edition of the RSTL Magazine. This week was very slow. Got Life? Appears to have an issue with oNe’s English which seems to be pretty entertaining. We came into this week without a champ. Let’s see if a champ was crowned
  2. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    2. Recap

    This week we only had one no show and it happened to be in the championship match. So once again, Dic got the no show win. Let’s see how the other matches went

    War vs. Keynote – This week War faced Keynote and dropped a verse despite his claim he was signing out. The match actually proved to be a very interesting read and both readers had great mechanics. This match up ended up being decided by which story was liked more. War’s story was good but had spelling errors while Keynote’s verse was said to be simple and boring. This gave War the 4-0 shutout victory

    Shadow vs Got Life? – This match up had an interesting history. Shadow came into this matchup with a 1-0-1 record against GL but Got Life seemed to be looking to get his swag back. The readers had split decisions on this match and Shadow and GL both got one vote, pitiful I know. The readers felt that Shadow had a great story but GL had the more polished verse when it came to mechanics. Still, this match ended in a 1-1 tie.

    Vern vs. Krypt vs. oNe – Well this match up was good to read and all the writers had 3 different styles of writing. Vern had the most polished verse out of every writer in this match. His story was good and was delivered nicely. oNe had a good story as well but GL felt like he couldn’t make up his mind about which style of writing he wanted to do while Krypt seemed have good focus on his vocab and more complex rhyming. This match-up was heavily slept on but Vern won this matchup followed by krypt & oNe with a tie.
  3. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    3. Battle of the Week




    Chapter One: Still Waiting

    It was humid that day so long ago
    He stood there, lucid as I longed to say hello
    But I was shy, voice low, spoken with an impediment
    He smiled; everything else became irrelevant
    Infatuation engulfs every fiber in me
    Hoping he wouldn’t become tired of me
    As I watched him, he started to focus on me
    Quickly I turned away, wondering if he had noticed me
    “So dreamy.” I thought as I slowly looked in his direction
    Then there he was, hand held out, standing in my section
    I grabbed it swiftly hoping to make a good impression
    His hand was strong while mine was moist
    Struggling to make eye contact and remain poise

    His eyes had a warm spark, it felt energizing
    A beautiful brown, dark yet mesmerizing
    Realizing it could be our destiny to meet
    As my heart cries, begging the rest of me to speak
    Where do I go from here? Must I stand before I leap?
    Physically I walk but emotionally I stand with paraplegic feet
    As the years progress the closer we became
    The sadness remained but he was remorseful of my pain
    He smiled leaving happiness in my heart
    Warmth began to grow that was remiss from the start
    I wanted to show him my gratitude
    But I was scared I would intrude
    I prayed for confidence while spreading my arms
    Cheeks blushed hoping he wouldn’t be alarmed
    But he opened his arms and embraced me
    Instantly overwhelmed by emotions that had chased me
    Was this love or my desires that filled the void?
    Closing my eyes, I imprinted this memory on a Polaroid
    The hug lasted seconds but it felt like a lifetime
    Wanting to kiss his cheek but decided to wait for the right time
    Hoping he didn’t mind me texting him
    I just thought that the sun rises and sets on him
    He was special and life now felt perfect
    All my sadness for this, was worth it

    One Tuesday evening he walked me to my car
    Gazed into the stars, assuring me he wouldn’t be far
    Sudden intuition said that something felt different
    Maybe I was wrong but his words seemed evident
    He said he’d be here when I needed him
    I stood there in shock but I still believed him
    Crystal blue eyes began to glaze over then scream
    Yet he smiled and soothed the somber stream
    He hugged me tightly as I begged him not to leave
    Hyperventilation kicks in, heart begins to bleed
    His voice calmed me, allowing me to breathe
    He turns and walks away as my soul grieves
    “Please!” I yelled as he vanishes into the night
    Body inert as the wind carries tears from my sight

    I returned home and crawled into the shower
    Water devoured me, as I reminisce about the past hour
    “Why did he leave me?” I implored
    Knees drop to the floor, thinking of him more
    Feeling emptiness inside as I mindlessly stumble into bed
    Staring out the window hoping his spirit wasn’t dead
    So I waited for him constantly, to return
    As the years pass, my heart still burns
    God I miss him, he left me drifting through space
    Wanting to search but refusing to leave this place
    Still I wait, knowing he could ease my pain
    Waiting patiently, staring out my window frame…



    Got Life?

    Madeline’s water broke…
    My daughter spoke and slaughter woke,
    A demon from a long spent slumber,
    Unleashing torment none could encumber,
    It was this and a number of other reasons,
    That made me smother her at the four seasons,
    While Jane played with her rubber duck ducky,
    And maybe that’s when luck struck me,
    Allowing me to seem good in this hell,
    All the time thinking…wouldn’t she yell?
    Couldn’t she spell out the pieces of this?
    As pacing increases my thesis exists,
    So time has come to go and take hold,
    Of life on that yellow brick road of fake gold,
    Breaking the mold that society formed,
    As I looked at the deity and anxiety stormed-
    Right up inside of me, telling me that-
    It was time to be, finally, shelling a gat,
    How compelling is that…to grab life by the horns,
    My wife, now with Christ and his thorns,
    And though Jane’s too young to understand,
    That I strung up this grand band stand-
    So that she could live a life that I could never,
    For I understood that this very endeavor-
    Would part me and my dear Janie forever,
    So during that storm and rainy weather,
    I’d kill Madeline…
    I mean I had to and-
    My mind had been unraveling,
    As gin coursed my veins, sin traveling-
    Hand in hand towards my manic state,
    Oh fickle fate, imagine the panic rate-
    As my heart paces and races out of my skin,
    And now the doubt starts to seep in,
    Was my Jane really better off this way?
    Why did my conscience often stray?
    That’s when clarity finally hit home,
    As I halted plans when I bit chrome,
    It took the bitter taste of the gun’s barrel,
    To make me see that there’ll-
    Always be a way to provide for Jane,
    And money without love can’t keep her sane,
    She needs a mother and a father,
    And so because I loved my daughter-
    I put the gun away and welcome the sun today,
    Take my daughter by the hand,
    And guide her on her way.​

    "If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it."
    - Brendan Francis
  4. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    4. No Show Shine



    Angels destroyed as the EArth becomes entangled with droids
    With souls erased by holes in space making halos a void
    Darkness emerges as the heart of the serpents beats through the fire
    As machines replace everything and work until ether's perspired
    This war has been started... as evil's pushed farther and forcing our market
    To ecominically see... greed is needed much more in these hardships
    Capital gains has become a natural religious policy
    And to refrain from being one.... will leave you in the pits of poverty....
    Options are scarce....
    as I look at crimes while i rock in my chair
    Just waiting to commit a sin with a gun cocked.... not to scare
    Just for the possible dare of that infraction to comfort
    Won't take the earnings I give praise to help me relax til I slumber...
    Faith has decreased... making a feast that will be ate by the beasts
    Who will take the streets by force to take what they see
    No love is lost because our society doesn't apply that
    As long as your memory can make more money... the US is happy you'll lie flat
  5. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    5. Matchups

    1. Dicnyaeye 6-0
    2. Kryptikal 3-0

    Prediction – In this matchup, Dic will finally face an opponent who has proven he can show up in matches. Krypt has been climbing the rankings and finally made his way into the championship match. I believe he will put up a fight but I think the veteran Dic will win this match and finally be able to claim the RSTL Title with a 3-0 win.

    3. Got Life? 3-0
    4. ShadowWarriorfs 21-16

    Prediction – Personally, I tired of predicting GL against myself so I will just say GL will win 2-1.

    5. WarMachine 4-2
    6. oNeiRiC 5-9

    Prediction – This will be an interesting match, oNe has been become more consistent in his matches and is still trying to hone his skills more. He faces War this week who is coming off a victory. I believe War continues to roll and beat a still improving oNe, 3-0

    7. Keynote 0-1
    8. Kharn 0-0
    9. S. Issue 0-0

    Prediction – Keynote has already been taken out of this match up so Kharn faces Issue. I don’t know who these writers are but I think Issue will win since he knows GL lol. 2-1.
  6. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    6. Babe of the Week

    Random Chick

    This is perfection (NSFW) Regretful Morning

    7. Video of the Week


    8. Funny Pictures Of The Week


  7. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    9. T.a.C-tical Interviews – No interview this week because T.a.C. is gay.

    10. Grinds My Gears – You know what really grinds my gears, people who are so fat that they begin to smell like the foods they eat. I was walking in the mall and this fat chick walked by and suddenly I smelled stale bacon. It was horrible and almost ruined bacon for me all together. Now, I’m not entirely sure that the doesn’t have packs of bacon stored in her fatty tissue or not but u would think they would hose themselves down before coming out into public, ruining peoples sense of smell. A bit of advice would be that if you are fat, chances are you smell like the stale version of some kind of food and you should be taking a shower at the very least, every 20-30 minutes. This is what really grinds me gears.

    11. Conclusion – This week, despite the lack of participation, was good for everyone showing up. Granted, the voting was piss poor and this needs to improve but I’m happy that everyone showed up and wrote very good stories. Nicely done guys and good luck on next weeks matches.

    Awards for week 42

    Best Verse goes to……… Got Life?


    Best Voter goes to……..oNe


    Biggest Faggot goes to…Stacey James


    Top five verses of the week in order from best to worse

    Got Life?

    Let’s give a big Woot to the award winners for Week 42.
  8. Dicnyaeye

    Dicnyaeye N CuM oN Ya BrAiN

    Apr 11, 2006
    Nice shit... lmao @ the fat bitch that smelled like stale bacon.... dizzam...
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  9. Got Life?

    Got Life? Resident Megalomaniac

    Aug 3, 2005
    dead @ grinds my gears.

    and dead @ voter of the week who can't even read.
  10. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

    Jul 14, 2001
    getting that "why am I bothering?" feeling yet Shads? ..

    lol @ the grind my gears paragraph .. and you need to cyber slap your homeslice TaC in to helpfulness .. every odd week when I skim the mag I always see his section is empty lol ..
  11. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

    Apr 11, 2004
    T.a.C has a mangina
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