LOL@that twit nislanif using twitter

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  1. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    and low and behold one of his messages says "I have 2 degrees!"

    then he starts talking BS about rhianna liking his mixtape called "angels and demons" or some shit because biting dan browns popular fiction supposedly works for hip-hop?

    for this nauseating experience please see his sig.

    this guy oozes unlikeability. i dont give a fuck what anyone says.

    if he came round my ends he would get merked, [rolled in dog shit].
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  2. Superman70

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    you wouldn't say that in the hood.
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  3. Hiko Seijūrō

    Hiko Seijūrō New Member

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    Yeah, he did always reek of cringing desperation and tried too hard to come off 'cool'.
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  4. Ciber

    Ciber Liberating Porn

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    Back in the day Soultan dropped some nice posts in the introspectrum. But this shit is just kinda shameless.
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  5. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    lol @ micheal douglas in the desperados now.

    haha ...

    [turn] ...
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  6. Dex Lewis

    Dex Lewis Guest

    Michael Douglas = Malo's real life first and middle name.
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  7. Dex Lewis

    Dex Lewis Guest

    It's great.
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  8. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    Nislanif (2:42pm): "Going to get my suit at the dry cleaners. Im important."

    Nislanif (2:53pm): "Doing work in my car, I mean office. Im important."
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  9. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    true
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  10. Ziplock Paper

    Ziplock Paper New Member

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    LOL it always merks me when you make fun of Nislanif
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  11. BlackSoultan Ad Infinitum

    BlackSoultan Ad Infinitum aka Billy Shoreview

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    I just try to come up with stupid witty shit to tweet about, then I add my download link at the end. No joke? That shit works! I use tweet spinner, that way I can preset the tweets to post every hour on the hour. I use headlines from the news, shit from the music world, current shit, ya know? Then I add the tweet. I tried to tell y'all before, the shit works.

    Shameless? Yes. Corny? STUPENDOUSLY. But it works. I ain't got no time to be shy when I gotta promote something. This things working better than I could have ever hoped.

    Now, the best thing is that my tweets are connected to my blog (an idea I got from stealing mateo jordan's swag and soleternity's swag), it also updates my facebook status, etc. etc. so it gets everywhere. Any link I put in those tweets gets hit no less than 10 times every time, and the link ain't some rapidshare/zshare shit, it's directly from webspace I own. If you click it, you just download it, and that's it. Of course, you bit.ly that shit, and you can determine exactly who is clicking the link, where on the web they found that shit, and what part of the world they're in! I've got some hella random clickers on this shit. My boy from back in boarding school for some reason is in Belgium LOVING this shit, and he's emailed it around to everyone he knows, so there are a lot of UK, Netherland, Belgium, etc. shit. We went to a hella preppy uppity boarding school, so it's likely a dude like him knows mad people in different parts of the world (S. Africa, Japan be on this shit, etc.)

    So that's the interesting part of the downloads. But the second tier of this whole process was my colleagues: the entertainment lawyers and execs who now have this shit and are sending it around. Am I looking for a deal? No. Free press? yes! Because the next album (which also takes its name from an up coming blockbuster movie) will be for sale.

    No need to have an album for sale if nobody has ever heard of you or your music. In all the time I've been rhyming, I've probably gotten about what...200? 300 people to hear my album or even take a copy of this shit? First time I recorded anything was in 2003! Now, in the span of eight days 2500-3000 people have downloaded the shit directly from my server or thatcrack! That, my friend, is progress.

    And I didn't spend a red cent to do ANY of it. I haven't even left my bed. You'd be an absolute moron to not do EXACTLY WHAT I DID if you got some dope songs just laying around. Be real with yourself: you've got songs and you aren't putting them up because the stars haven't aligned yet for your epic release. Just put that shit on a mixtape, add some industry freestyles with beats you download for free, then get a DJ crew that will back you to legitimize ya shit (if you really an emcee, you got about five or six big named local DJ's in your back pocket, so that's easy. My DJ actually tweeted "who wants to make a mixtape" and I replied, that's how the shit started) and then upload the shit.

    What's the worst that'll happen? You expand your fanbase exponentially in your free time?

    If I'm some old washed up no hip hop knowin' geek to some of you, then just imagine how successful you hip hop five mic waitin' to happen ass mufuckas would be with what appears to be the least amount of effort possible?
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  12. Tequila Jong-il

    Tequila Jong-il SALAD TOSSER

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    You would've perhaps thought that using twitter for a while would have given you some insight into the value of brevity.
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  13. BlackSoultan Ad Infinitum

    BlackSoultan Ad Infinitum aka Billy Shoreview

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  14. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    so we are all in agreement that nislanif is a twit.

    I couldn't bring myself to read his pretentious splurge, but I did try.
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  15. nom waits.

    nom waits. small change.

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    i got as far as ''Corny? STUPENDOUSLY''.
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  16. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    I think he is actually less likeable than sizzla.
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  17. NaSh

    NaSh o_

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  18. HOLLOW 55

    HOLLOW 55 You niggas cant trap here

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    Teq and BBG are peckerwoods and anybody that isn't a peckerwood, they have a general disliking for anyway.
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  19. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    your name says it all, nigga.
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  20. 3ternal

    3ternal Stay hungry my friend.

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    My only question to Nif why you played a crackhead in the sol vid? [funny]
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