lmao @ these conan o'brian quotables

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by deadweather, May 18, 2006.

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    May 14, 2003
    "Many New Yorkers are upset because the company that owns Madison Square Garden has proposed tearing the Garden down and building a new one. The good news is they're going to tear it down during a Knicks game."

    "The other day, New Age musician Yanni was arrested for fighting with his girlfriend. Not to be outdone, John Tesh and Kenny G have gone on a killing spree."

    "Oscar winner Phillip Seymour Hoffman is reportedly embarrassed because while accepting his Best Actor Award, he forgot to thank his girlfriend. When asked about it, Hoffman said, 'I'd gotten so used to being Truman Capote, I forgot I had a girlfriend.'"

    "According to the tabloids, Kevin Federline recently ordered a wait staff at a restaurant to keep the dessert cart away from his wife Britney Spears. Apparently, the only thing with wheels he'll let Britney get near is their house."
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