Listen.. Instead of fucking up every other thread, lets try something...

Discussion in 'Overtime: Off-Topic Discussion' started by Eyerate, Apr 9, 2010.

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  1. Eyerate

    Eyerate The Definition of Real..

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    This is now the official "argue with and hate Eyerate thread". keep all discussion that isnt completely hilarious in here. you wanna call me a faggot? a racist? an absolute piece of shit? get it poppin here.

    and i know the first few responses will be "oh you faggot your ego is so big this thread blah blah unecessary blah blah".. so skip that and get to chuggin, bitches.

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  2. Eyerate

    Eyerate The Definition of Real..

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    lemme help get you started... murdered out game proper... and yes, my plates still say "EYRTE".

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  3. Special*T

    Special*T Special-T

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    you voted for me, lol, I hate you for that........... jus playin, you kept it 100... by the way, I only got 400 for that battle, you really keepin it 100?
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  4. Eyerate

    Eyerate The Definition of Real..

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    easssssy. i dont pocket any money from gt battles....

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  5. Jep 7:30

    Jep 7:30 New Member

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    you aint give a c-note to Lryacool, Speical? Cause that woulda been some respectable ass shit if so.
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  6. Special*T

    Special*T Special-T

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    All I'ma ask you, if the vote woulda went his way, would you be sayin the same thing? Once again, he put the money up, he challenged me the outcome was what it was.... smh, back to hating on eyerate, ummm eyrate, I was gonna get a licence plate that said specialT, but you got that one, I dont wanna be style biting you or anything.... so lets hate on the blazer, lol, its all black, like you wanna be.....

    you better kno this all in jokes fucker, your only so hated cuz you ask to be hated.
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  7. illmatiK23

    illmatiK23 .gif game proper

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    oh you faggot your ego is so big this thread blah blah unecessary blah blah
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  8. Jep 7:30

    Jep 7:30 New Member

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    Fuck, I think if its a good battle and both went in then both deserve alil something...but if ya'll had actually "i dont like that guy" beef then no.

    But its your win therefore your money so you do what you want wit it.
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  9. Midemceeon

    Midemceeon New Member

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    hey if this is the official thread then you need to have the tag limit set to infinite.
    of course other people may be like "fuck you you dont get to make the thread i call you out on!"
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  10. Eyerate

    Eyerate The Definition of Real..

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    well played.
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  11. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    this is why people think ur a tool btw. u think ur some worthy guy who needs to have his own thread "THERE NOW YOU FAGS CAN TALK SHIT ABOUT THE EYRATE"

    when in reality if you just stopped being a dong in every thread you enter the people would never have anything to call u a fag about
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  12. Double/Deuce

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    he wasn't the first to get personalized plates
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  13. BelowTheHeavens

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    This is literally the most pathetic thing i've seen on this website.

    You're a fucking joke.
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  14. Midemceeon

    Midemceeon New Member

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    see i told you this was gonna happen lol
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  15. Ethernet

    Ethernet G.O.A.T.

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    Aiyo Smack.. Who is this nigga?
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  16. RegularJoe

    RegularJoe Well-Known Member

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    Fucking ... really?
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  17. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    him and lush are crackin up at this right now
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  18. ville2ville

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    Goatse predates Encyclopedia Dramatica and is still the most overused shock image here. It is also the inspiration for endless attempts to force TOW to have an article on anal stretching. Goatse was the favorite meme of the GNAA early on, but had become such an old meme that by two years ago, a job fair in Europe modelled its entrance on his open-anus gesture.
    OMG,GET ME OUTTA HERE!


    These facts are all true:

    * Goatse has made an utterly benign image title - "hello.jpg" - anathematic. Need proof? Google "Hello.jpg". The first two links are TOW's Goatse.cx and Shock site pages. The second is a related Albinoblacksheep Flash animation and the third is ED's very own copy of hello.jpg.
    * Upset after being Goatse'd? Don't worry: the person who Goatse'd you obviously got Goatse'd themselves; otherwise, they wouldn't have known of the site.
    * The Goatse guy seems to be married because he has a ring on his hand.
    * The Goatse guy appears to have either a rather large pilonidal cyst or a second, virgin asshole.
    * Goatse is the most infamous member of The Power 5.
    * The Goatse guy's best friend is The Giver.
    * Goatse can refer to the man in the picture, the picture itself (hello.jpg), the sex move, or the website that started it all.
    * Goatse enjoys long walks on the beach and FUCKING HUGE DILDOS
    * Despite what you see in the picture (study it for a moment) the human intestine is not a big truck you can dump something into, but a series of tubes.
    * It is supposedly now illegal in the United States
    * There are way too fucking many links to Goatse on ED.
    * Goatse has NOTHING to do with goats.
    * In some Dutch (more specifically Flemish) dialects Goatse means "small opening". The correct Dutch word is "gaatje".

    Legislation Inspired by Goatse

    § 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet
    (a) IN GENERAL.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not more than 10 years.

    (b) MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not moar than 20 years.

    (c) CONSTRUCTION.—For the purposes of this section, a word or digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the site, such as ‘sex’ or ‘porn’, is not misleading.

    (d) DEFINITIONS.—As used in this section—HR 4472 EAS.

    (1) the terms ‘material that is harmful to minors’ and ‘sex’ have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and
    (2) the term 'source code’ means the combination of text and other characters comprising the content, both viewable and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as well as any successor languages or protocols.

    That means that you cannot misleadingly link it because you could trick people into viewing obscenity. However feel free to link it via AIM, IRC or your favorite chat client because the fact that they are told what every URL actually is technically (arguably) means they are not being tricked.
    The Man Behind The Anus
    After a hard day's stretching, Kirk Johnson takes time to relax (his ass) at home and enjoy the beauty of nature

    One very persistent internets user spent months and months trawling all the gay erotica and anal stretching newsgroups and eventually located the star of this picture, by matching the pattern of moles on his ass. It is with many lulz that ED advises the world that the Goatse guy's real name is Kirk Johnson, and he posts pictures and videos of himself regularly on the newsgroup alt.binaries.erotica.male.anal.

    He also posts regularly on Imagefap, and has thousands (I'm not shitting you) of pictures of his flexible poopchute. He has multiple videos as well (not for the faint of heart) You can even hear Kirk Johnson's voice! If you can find any of these mythical videos, be sure to post comments and tell him how great he is.
    Linx

    Goatse.cx originally linked to Urinalpoop.org and Dolphinsex.org, both of which are now parked. Thankfully, Dolphinsex continues right here on ED. The mere link to Dolphinsex was cited specifically in an official complaint and was used as one of the major reasons why Goatse was B& from the Christmas Island top-level domain (.cx):


    [Goatse.cx links] to unlawful obscene content (site which describes how to have sex with dolphins)



    —Rhonda Clarke, on the Christmas Island Internet Administration (CIIA) Limited AUP Complaint Form


    I appreciate that the Christmas Island community takes immense pride in it’s natural beauty - of which the spinning dolphins are an important part, and note that the links to the dolphin sex web site would have been highly offensive to the users of the IT Centre, particularity children.



    —Garth Miller of the CIIA, in a spelling-error filled final decision to suspend Goatse.cx
    January 14, 2004: The Dream Dies
    Dream is dead: 2006/2007 European job fair with Goatse-themed entrance

    On January 11, 2004, Rhonda Clarke - a whiny resident of the tiny, Australian pseudocolony known as Christmas Island suffering from post-Goatse syndrome - submitted a formal complaint to the Christmas Island Internet Administration (CIIA). Only three days later, the heartless bureaucratic fucks on the island suspended goatse.cx pending review. Although the exact sequelae are unknown, the registrant may simply have failed to respond, leading to Goatse.cx being automatically permabanned 60 days later (March 12, 2004).





    To his credit, however, Garth appeared to sympathize with the ethical nihilism of the internet and to understand Goatse. We can be confident that he was fully aware of the harm he was inflicting on trolls everywhere:
    Goatse was the inspiration for a popular movie


    ...goatse.cx is a well know [sic] “shock site” which is intended (one can assume) to be humorous. Although we have received numerous informal complaints, most have raised objections to the images. Although the images could generally be considered to be are offensive and crude, they do not represent child ( or other forms ) of illegal pornography. By internet standards the imagery - although intentionally offensive, is relatively tame...

    ...goatse.cx is... one of the Internets more popular shock sites - it is common practice for many “internet trolls” and third parties to embed hidden links to this site.



    Uses of Goatse
    Accidental(?) troll

    * Trolling
    * Police work
    * Fifty Goatse post
    * Vanity license plates
    * Goatse leather bracelets
    * A tribute to Goatse
    * Kirk Johnson's official website and fan club
    * First reactions to Goatse at Flickr
    * Another well known shock site with a familiar star
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  19. Midemceeon

    Midemceeon New Member

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    "if you were a profit you wouldve known this was coming."
    i knew it...
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  20. Ribo Nuke

    Ribo Nuke Audiodidact

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    sticky this
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