Lil Wayne's dopest metaphors and similes

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  1. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    sigh... kids these days. I gotta go, but i'll be back to school u later
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  2. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    When Big L spits "Ask Beavis I get nothin but head" and when Biggie spits "I get more butt than ashtrays" that sh!t is hyped up to be incredibly dope

    When Wayne spits a similar, or even better line, it gets marked as corny.

    People just have strong negative bias and double standards against Wayne. Most won't even give him a chance at all
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  3. vandalism

    vandalism the king

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    all of those lines are fuckin horrible
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  4. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    I don't fully agree, but i see your logic in this actually
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  5. D.Cipher

    D.Cipher New Member

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    horrible? nah

    unimpressive? definitely

    and lol @ explaining the Liu Kang line...c'mon son
    lol @ even listing the Liu Kang line
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  6. genocide_cutter

    genocide_cutter New Member

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    amen fuck lil wayne
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  7. CypherA

    CypherA Member

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    Free Weezy you are the dumbest faggot in the history of the internet.

    Put a dick in their mouth so fuck what they say.....are you fucking joking me? Mind so sharp I cut my head off? Jesus christ you are a loser fuck. How old are you? I am guessing 19 at the oldest.

    Learn what a metaphor is before you proclaim Lil faggot Wayne the all time metaphor king.
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  8. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    yeah, so apparently youve only heard one big l line... ever

    dude got whole songs full of lines that shit on wayne

    shame i have to do the homework for you.

    youtube these nigga

    Big L- lifestyles of the Poor and dangerous
    big- Danger zone
    big L- I should have used
    Big L- stretch and Bobbito 95 freestyle parts 1 and 2
    Big L- All Black
    Big L- Ebonics
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  9. Murder Ink

    Murder Ink Jigsaw

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    As much as I can't take this thread seriously, here are some of my favorite lines by him:

    "Einstein, her head is the greatest"

    "When she's butt naked she's dressed to kill"

    "She asked me for a 'picture' so I gave her three strikes"

    "Ten bathrooms I could shit all day"

    "Two bitches at the same time, synchronized swimmers"

    "I speak the truth, but I guess that's a foreign language to y'all"

    "Real 'G's move in silence like lasagna"


    I mean Lil Wayne is by far nowhere near one of the best metaphorical/punchline rappers by any means, imo, but he says some dope shit. What makes Lil Wayne great is his delivery, which is damn near impeccable at this point in the game. He is definitely more style over substance, however.
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  10. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    Delivery is a huge part of it too. As is personality, charisma, swag.

    Wayne has a skill for making his lyrics come alive through his charisma and energy. He's mastered the art of naturally changing his voice inflection throughout his verses, based on what he's saying

    Other rappers lack this skill
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  11. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    Post some lines you think are dope then

    You have to understand that lyrics seem worse when written down versus hearing them being rapped

    The only way to make this fair is if you wrote down his lines
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  12. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    "Breakin in cribs with a crowbar/ I wasnt poor, I was Po, I couldn't afford the O-R"

    "I'm that nigga ya ex-pect, to catch wreck on any cassette deck
    I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet"

    "the shit I recite takes hours to write/ so if you bite just tell yo man what type of flowers you like"

    "she talkin bout rhyme for me L man FUCK RHYMIN, cause my dick was hard enough to cut diamonds"

    "Is Big L slow? Hell no
    Bitches get fucked on the roof when I ain't got no hotel dough"

    "I'm tellin you shit is about to get drastic soon
    I'm quick to blast a goon
    And break a motherfucker like a plastic spoon"

    "This rap shit was a great gift
    The other night some snake riffed
    And got a hot lead face lift"

    " got styles you can't copy bitch, it's the triple six
    in the mix, straight from H-E-double-hockey sticks"

    "I'm known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches
    I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose"

    "My dick is hard like strong lumber
    cute girls get the dick ugly hoes get the wrong number"

    "Because to me it's all about a buck
    I used to have a partner in crime by the name of Chuck
    We stormed the city, shootin shit up like Frank Nitty
    We robbed kids and split the dough 50/50
    One day we stuck a dice game on the ave. and split the cash
    Then I murdered his ass, and took his half
    Because I'm all about ends and skins
    When you got dough, you don't need no muthafuckin friends"


    "I make a lot of doe
    I'm quick to spot a foe
    Even if my grandma violate she gotta go"

    "In '97 Harlem kids is blowing
    And we don't trip, we'll let a bitch starve til her ribs are showing"

    "Once I was crusin in a beat-up ride
    Saw this nigga named Clyde
    And snuck up on him from the blind side
    I told him, "Give up the dough, before you get smoked
    Oh you're broke? ( *shots* ) now you're dead broke"


    "I ran through, every bitch in my path/ I was fuckin chicks in the ass when I was 6 and a half"

    "BIg L is a large force
    known for puttin more holes in a nigga body than a golf course"
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  13. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    dream i disagree with your harshness upon wayne.......
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    "Some nigga named Dex was in the projects layin threats
    I jumped out the lincoln, left him stinkin
    with his brains in the street, now you can see what he was just thinking"
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  15. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    u saw the lines in the first post. you've heard them in songs. you're telling me thats the best?

    alright if you like Lil Wayne for his style/swag (for some reason) then fine, but dont bring lyrics into the conversation when it comes to defending Lil Wayne.
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  16. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    those lines were not really his good lines, and you know that he is talented like him or not.......i would not be nearly as impressed with most of the big l lines if i had not always been a huge fan of his, especially for his delivery......its how he made those lines work
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  17. Apachee

    Apachee New Member

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    On paper, Wayne's lyrics are meh - shitty.

    How he delivers them on tracks make them seem great though.

    So, meh.
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  18. TWAMP$iN

    TWAMP$iN proper weaponry

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    pathetic.






    can we ban Weezy from this forum please?
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  19. vandalism

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    lol I remember laughin wit the homies about how shitty these lines were first time we heard em


    only good line in that post was "Mind so sharp I fuck around and cut my head off"
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  20. WhatAClown

    WhatAClown New Member

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    Free Weezy... the multi forum troll.


    Knows nothing about real hip hop while being an expert on popcorn rap.

    Check out this link - - -

    ESPN.com - NFL - NFL General Message Board

    Weird huh?

    Free Weezy constantly embarrasses himself on that board. He's known as Osi (NYGiants style) there, but he has a ton of names and he's always pushing some pop bullshit. When he inevitably gets punked, he bounces. The best part is he's been on that board so long he got comfortable and showed his true self...

    Want to see who you are arguing with?

    Here he is -

    http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r198/dbo927/1258113740_l.jpg?t=1266480986

    Should be captioned 'hip hop'

    No bullshit... 100 percent true.
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