Lil Wayne's dopest metaphors and similes

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  1. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    "I plant my seed in her garden and now she root for me"

    "I give her bottle water b.itch break out sweatin, and then she get straight to the head like a fu.ckin Excedrin"

    "Feet hangin out the window, jock my shoe game. Cause all my kicks fly like Liu Kang" (in case this went over your head, Liu Kang is known for his bicycle kick)

    "Like a circle of knives, I got the sharpest flow around"

    "Put the di.ck in their mouth so I guess it's fu.ck what they say"

    "Swagger just dumb, call it Sarah Palin. If you ni.ggas fly then I must be parasailin"

    "Mind so sharp I fu.ck around and cut my head off"

    "Just dropped my best sh.it like the Cowboys dropped Owens"

    "I must be sticky cause them bi.tches got their eyes glued"

    "You know I'm gon score like Deion after picks"

    "If these ni.ggas animals then I'mma have a mink soon"

    "Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the sh.it.......Got these other haters pi.ssed, cause my toiler paper thick"

    "Real sh.it I'm duckin bombs from a drug war. No religion, but the cops swear that I'm a drug lord"

    "I'm a pill poppin animal, syrup sippin ni.gga....I'm so high you couldn't reach me with a fu.ckin antenna"

    "Shots through the driver side, that means the driver died. Car crash, kill the passenger - double homicide"

    "I'm a beast, I'm a dog, I should rap with a muzzle.......Peyton Manning flow, I just go no huddle"

    "Keep it dirty like I'm lyin' in a ditch......Like Eli I'm from New Orleans but I'm a Giant in this b.itch"

    "1 2 3 way, 4 4 makes 8
    9 times outta 10 it's an 11 or 12 gauge
    Friday the 13th, that's the day that hell raise
    But y'all boys too weak, like 14 days"





    I could do this sh.it all day.


    Weezy = the all-time metaphor KING
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  2. OutLaw613

    OutLaw613 Well-Known Member

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    "I'm intellectual.. / pass more essays, than motor police parades through east L.A."


    You sir are not intellectual when it comes to rap music thx.
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  3. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    "Man I got summer hatin on me cause I'm hotter than the sun

    Got spring hatin on me cause I ain't never sprung

    Winter hatin on me cause I'm colder than y'all

    And I would never, I would never, I would never fall

    I'm bein' hated by the seasons

    So fu.ck you, hatin' for no reason!"
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  4. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    "Safe sex is great sex

    Better wear a latex

    Cause you don't want that late text

    That "I think I'm late" text"
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  5. OutLaw613

    OutLaw613 Well-Known Member

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    My rhymes are like shot clocks,
    interstate cops
    and blood clots,
    my point is your flow gets stopped.
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    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    howd i know this thread would fuckin suck?
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  7. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    ^^^^^^


    Hater
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  8. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    jus not a fan of brain dead fan boys hyping up mediocre lines being spit with dr. sues rhyme schemes
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  9. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    Dude these are generic lines

    Nothing outside of the box like Wayne's "Feet hangin out the window, jock my shoe game. Cause all my kicks fly, like Liu Kang" line

    I mean, Wayne compared his cool shoes to Liu Kang's bicycle kick. How creative and dope is that? Like WHO even thinks like that?
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    Free_Weezy New Member

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    Dr. Seuss rhyme schemes describes Tupac
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  11. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    2pac has more talent in his current state than wayne ever will
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  12. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    America really is getting low on the IQ scale eh...

    Maybe the Eugenicists were right all along.
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  13. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    More storytelling talent.

    Lil Wayne is far more talented than Tupac when it comes to wordplay and punchlines. That's a fact no matter how much you hate Wayne, just because Pac's wordplay was nonexistant


    EVERY rapper has their own strengths and weaknesses
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    I was expecting this thread to be blank.

    Lil Wayne does nothing dope.
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  15. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    wayne has a lot of dope shit....i'm trying to remember some lines to post.....he is really good though
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  16. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    this only proves u dont listen to rap very much because many of these have been used before. shit/toilet metaphores have been used for years, the dick in the mouth/fuck what they say shit has been played out way before wayne said it.


    lol @ you explaining that liu kang line. how old were u when mortal kombat came out?

    Now Free_Weezy, your homework assignment for tonight is to download some Big L freestyles so you can hear some REAL metaphors. This assignment is ONLY for you since you seem to be falling behind the rest of the class.

    Extra credit: Cassidy, Celph tited, Royce
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  17. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    Exacly! Some rappers are better than other rappers at certain things. Thats just life.

    Heres a list of this Lil Wayne does Much better than 2pac:

    1. Making me cringe in disgust when I hear his music
    2. Kissing men
    3. screeching his voice
    4. having unoriginal content
    5. having corny ass lyrics
    6. having a name that describes his sex life (weezy fuckin baby)
    7. having lyrics that are awkward as fuck and dont make sense (that samsung line)

    I can go on and on. why can u people accept that lil wane is simply better than pac at certain things?
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  18. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    LOL, real metaphors like what?

    "Ask Beavis I get nothin but head"

    hahahahaha that shit is weak kid. Is ain't nothin special, and it's considered his most memorable line (lol)

    How is that any better than any line I posted by Wayne?
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  19. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    There are different ways of saying shit.

    Wayne's shit/toilet line was the setup, not even the punchline

    Plus, you brought up 2 lines. Not really much of an argument there.
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  20. Free_Weezy

    Free_Weezy New Member

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    This is true........people are just too stupid to see it
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