Lil late but anyone got a New Years resolution?

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  1. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    I gave up drinking for 100 days and it's fuckin killing me already. Gonna do it though
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    what? cant handle not drinking? sheeeeit. Man up man that shits easy as far as things go.

    my only resolution was to hopefully quit smoking this year at some point
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  3. Tacky Jones

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    Lol not when everyone around you is an alki. Was hanging with a friend and watched him drink 7 beers. My balls ached.
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yeah your homies are gonna think youre antisocial and a shut in.
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  5. Tacky Jones

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    Nah ima still hang, its just tough. Tomorrow will be. Think were chillin watching football.
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    buy yourself some odouls non-alcoholic. Or drink coke and just say there is rum in it
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  7. MissBreezy

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    Why stop there? lol

    No resolutions for me, too busy focusing on kicking some RM ass in the Fit Comp.
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  8. KOzS

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    I really want to gain some weight.
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  9. Sir Bustalot

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    ever tried weight gainer?

    shits like 1000 calories per shake. Plus its usually much higher in protein than protein shakes. When i was making shakes after it was prepared with milk it had like 990 cal(approx going off memory) and 60g of protein. I didnt gain any weight though(well nothing over 5lbs and i always fluctuate 5lbs anyways so i couldnt tell really) but i bulked up like a mofo. I respond to protein shakes like a mawfucca.

    i also believe 2000 cal + is approx 1lb of weight, so 2 shakes a day is 120g's of protein and 2000 cal... plus all the other shit youre eating. 2000 extra calories a day is quite a bit
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  10. Tacky Jones

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    Cuz i still like drinking. I just know I have the addict gene and stop from time to time to still prove to myself I can. Longest I've done is 30 days though, so this will be hard.

    How long does the comp run?
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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    they mapped tacs genome sequence
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  12. Tacky Jones

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    That's not all they mapped if you catch my drift
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  13. Sir Bustalot

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    the aliens also mapped tacs balls
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  15. Sir Bustalot

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    with their tongues when they were drunk and high
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  16. Tacky Jones

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    And once more in the morning
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  17. Sir Bustalot

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    ok but seriously tac quit derailing your own shit

    100 days. youre already 1/10th there. So shit mang that will be easy. Shit like this dude, just keep telling yourself its easy and you can do it. Positive thinking goes a long way. Deepak Chopra steez
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  18. MissBreezy

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    20 weeks, til May 24 0r something. 4 women are in it, including myself and Gala, should be interesting.
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  19. Tacky Jones

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    I'm trying. My mom thinks I'm gonna cave today lol. But I'm not gonna.
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  20. Tacky Jones

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    There's 4 women on RM?

    Lol good luck to you two
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