let's rap. see who got the best lyrics on this board

Discussion in 'Battle Video Archives' started by rips_the_mic1, Sep 25, 2003.

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  1. rips_the_mic1

    rips_the_mic1 New Member

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    I eat mc's easily and frequently
    I do this stuff weekly, monthly
    Shiiit i do this yearly
    i'll beat yo a$$ severely
    Its a scary thing to see
    When everything in this verse rhymes with me
    Homo, go wear yo mom's earrings
    Cant get a girl so u jack off with your small ding a ling
    To yo mom's martha stewart magazine
    I dont need a beat i still rip quickly and swifty
    Without a thought i eat yo girls p_$$y
    You a b!t(h, please
    Dont even try to rhyme as good as me.

    Verbally this verse is gonna be so sweet
    Your like meat,
    I’ll rip u to pieces with no beat
    With my mic as a knife
    I slice right through yo heart
    Yo girl is a whore
    And why are u still on this board?
    You are shi!t dude
    Yo rhymes is toast too
    Cus I’m about to roast u
    Lyrically I’ll choke you by the throat
    Until u say your sh!T and I’m Dope
    U have no hope
    Don’t ever try to take me
    Cus you a fake mc
    And I’m a real textcee on MTV and BET
    Rhyming with no reason
    I’m just doin it freely
    Cant u see me in three more years practicly
    Blowin up to be as big as fifty
    Even though he sh!tty!
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  2. larcen

    larcen New Member

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    ^Perfect example of what not to write
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  3. -AsSaSsINaTiOn-

    -AsSaSsINaTiOn- -246 Reputation points

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    hahahahhaahahahahhahahahaahahahhaahaahhaahhaahhahahahahaahah
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  4. Sleezy

    Sleezy milfhinter.com

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    lodi dodi i do karate i'll do a kick spin an hit ya in the body

    lmao..
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  5. eNiGma

    eNiGma boogie down..

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    ahaha..wrong forum plus that was soooo whack..too simplistic

    just be ause things end with ing or ly..doesnt mean they rhyme..ex. monthly and frequently..

    if your gonna be that whack at least..use correct grammar..
    its suppose to be well..not good..

    also
    made yourself look stupid..


    i dont usually down textcees because its good for elevation..but..im makin an execption for you..
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  6. Verbal Marksman

    Verbal Marksman Inverted Speech Syndicate

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    Jesus Christ. Don't ever post anywhere, ever again in your life!
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  7. Sahtyrickal

    Sahtyrickal New Member

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    id prolly like it betta if u juslisen like musiq...but if u insist on rappin, give it a decent try
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  8. Sun Zoo

    Sun Zoo Speech is my Hammer

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    that's not rapping, thats typing...
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  9. rips_the_mic1

    rips_the_mic1 New Member

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    Thank you everyone for your compliments.
    If you guys think I suck go ahead and make up a verse yourself.
    Dont copy and paste either.
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  10. Sahtyrickal

    Sahtyrickal New Member

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    lol...^^^kid has gotta b sumone from the board tryinna b hilarious...

    if its not and this is sumbody new...then it really is HILLLARRRIOUSSS
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  11. FLIP_ruckus

    FLIP_ruckus ..|.. (o_o) ..|..

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    Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! your gay
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  12. TheLyricistTony

    TheLyricistTony ..Knowledge..

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  13. DiSs-Able

    DiSs-Able Longlive Nokas

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    Cant get a girl so u jack off with your small ding a ling

    rotfl
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  14. Verbal Marksman

    Verbal Marksman Inverted Speech Syndicate

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    Most of the cats on this board a REAL rappers, we don't do that internet rappin bullshit.

    YOU ARE NOT A REAL MC!!!!
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  15. Engage843

    Engage843 New Member

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    lmfao!!! was this serious????
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  16. alexis

    alexis MCB Moderator

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    Yo Yo Yo This Thread Is Closed.
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