Lady at the liquor store said to me...

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  1. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    Better food.
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  2. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    nah, not in the slightest. doesn't make any sense.
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  3. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    I still get the shocked reaction that i'm old enough to buy alcohol.

    It's....

    annoying.
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  4. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Dont claim a joke as bad due to stupidity....

    A joke dies if you have to explain it. Your jokes need an incubator as soon as its delivered.
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  5. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    first time i bought anything(and it wasnt even for me) , i didnt get carded, and i was a lil annoyed by it.

    since then i've been carded every time, and its really fuckin annoying.
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  6. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    nah, your shit just corny as fuck today. you're on point and funny most of the time but u need a ghostwriter today.
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  7. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Twamppa needs to go to bed...dont forget your meds
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  8. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    aiigh Chicken Little.
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  9. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Twamp & Dolla, 2 pussy niggas
    I got 20 bucks, I'ma get you two some pussy niggas
    Nah I'll go cheap since you're both assholes
    Here's a cardboard box, go fuck eachothers assholes


    half the AEH would say that was dope.
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  10. PreacherMane

    PreacherMane Member

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    true. 90s kids tryna grow up so damn fast. F em
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  11. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    For a second I thought you were trying to rap like 2 chainz
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  12. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    ya got me
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  13. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    You lot need babysitting. Smh.
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  14. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    lmaooooo @ your last sentence
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  15. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Old as fuck im like almost 76

    but i look a sexy 25
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  16. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Prove it, post a picture of you with your shirt off.
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  17. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    lol i dont do pics tho

    but i can describe it in detail. I got nips like fat cigars with no areolas that ooze oils and other toxins. Shits epic. I put a new meaning to smear campaign.

    Holla for more descriptions
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  18. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    ^^i thought you said you had n***er lips at first glance.
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  19. Geedorah

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    Dont believe busta, he is max 30 years old.
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  20. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    I bet you were a master of the cyber sex era.
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