Lady at the liquor store said to me...

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  1. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    "how come everyone born in the 80's look young but everyone born in the 90's look old as fuck"...

    do you agree? to a certain extent i do. some of these youngings look haggard
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  2. zyclon B gas

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    shit food, more stress, lack of social interaction, lack of activity, increase in substance abuse, increase in depression, increase in shit role models, lack of childhood (being able to be a kid), increase in drug prescriptions (ADD/ADHD, which is really just an active imagination that parents and teachers can't be fucked to deal with or to change stimulation to reach the kid), unable to look forward to a future that isn't working yourself to death...

    pick your poison. bleach seems to be the best option right now
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  3. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    I tend to agree. I get mistaken for a 30 something all the time. The 20 and 30 somethings now smoke more, party more, get less sleep and eat more poorly...just as Z said. It all contributes to premature aging of the skin and acquiring the 'luggage' under the eyes, making them look older.
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i was talking at school to this dude, he looked 45-50, it came up that i was 34 and look hella young. He said he was 31 and he looks easily 15yrs older than me. It became awkward

    but im no 80's baby im a 70's baby
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  5. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Born in '81?
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  6. Ruby Gloom

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    I couldn't agree more with Z on this one as well. It's kind of depressing. I know I don't feel like I'm 32 and some days don't think I look it.
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  7. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Damn you an old nigguh :funny:
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  8. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    man, i get carded buying lotto tics.
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  9. P. Chase

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    I guess

    I'm a 80s baby and I'd like to think I look young.
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  10. zyclon B gas

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    I used to look old as shit. if I shave my face with a razor now, though, I look much younger. my whole family generally stays young looking into old age though, so I guess we have good genes.

    kids grow up fast as fuck now. with all the chemicals and hormones in food, it's easy to see why.
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  11. Twamp

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    i thought you were gonna say the lady at the liquor store told you "no dogs allowed".
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  12. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Figures twamppa's old ass wants to change the subject with a shit joke...

    I did tell her that we ate better. Fast food fucked up the youth.
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  13. Twamp

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    awwwww u mad, doggie?
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  14. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Not at all twamppa... tell us all a story of how back in the day you babysat mizzbreezy...
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  15. Twamp

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  16. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Its ok... take your time twamppa. No rush
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  17. Twamp

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    okay, Dollpa!!
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  18. DaAlmightyDolla

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  19. Twamp

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    exactly. you're so corny with that shit i wanna know what happened to the real Dolla.
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  20. Tacky Jones

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    cant lie, the babysiting breezy bit was funny.
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