Discussion in 'Ladies Lounge' started by MISSKEYdaQUEEN, May 10, 2008.
What can I say?
I aim to please.
You might as well not half-step it with your chick. I'm a nasty nigga.
licking pussy always feels strange to me. I start and then I want to stop after maybe 8 seconds but I feel I have to continue for the ladies sake so I usually end up doing it for another 8.
^^ why does it feel strange? why do you want to stop?
I think its the texture of it, its kinda like octopus no? I never have been to fond of licking since the lampost incident. If I am really in the mood I will put her legs behind her head (if she is gymnastically inclined) and dive in especially if I know it will please her like what but I hope she is not too bushy. I much prfer licking it from the back like hollow. But I dont like trying to push my tongue through a welcome mat and a smooth pussy is much more inviting. I think I said too much.
I gotchu. Thats crazy... cause some dude eat pussy like it was their last meal... they love everything about it... cant get enough. And then... some... ehhh... they could do without it. Thankfully I aint never ran across the latter [with one exception]... lol. I still lub you though.
DEAD @ welcome mat!!!
This thread has actually gotten me in the mood to eat pussy. So the first woman who is interested can have a 30 minute go on my tongue if they so wish.
Don't be so desperate... for one, women don't like it... and for two, every pussy ain't good pussy.
ow shit. You are the king of misinterpretation and looking desperate around here, son. Rewind to the time you tried to be smooth and ended up looking like a big old pervert when she put you in check with the quickness. Your memory must be shot to shit from all that weed. What I said was a joke as i'd never eat the pussy of someone i'd never met, and obviously I know that every pussy ain't good pussy. You ain't the fucking veteran of swag or relationships, so stop pretending that you are. You ain't teaching anyone shit except for how to lack comprehension skills, boo.
You called me "boo"... I have now confirmed that you're gay.
I can just imagine you threw a neck roll in there, too.
You just told me off.
lol... you can barely handle 8 seconds... how you gonna last 30 minutes? do not false advertise, the ladies will talk about yo' ass for that for sure!!!
Are you over 18.lol
can i rip off your clit with some pliers?
hmmm...then maybe force fuck your twat with a brick..?
Your quest to feminise me is not working because I am not the effeminate, doormat of a nice guy you have always wrongly made me out to be. I am quite a caring, paternal male who happens to believe that feminists by and large have a point. Get over it.
I can be quite dedicated when I want to be, but you are right.
I can definitely take your bitch from you.
I think I can eat it for 80 minutes. I love it. Just turns me on.
^ I can eat it longer.
That would be a negative crazy ass!
Not while referring to her as a bitch
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