Ladies HELP!!!

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  1. Ixtlan

    Ixtlan emceeingain'tforyou...

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    Alright ladies,

    I need a bit of advice.
    I mostly a nice guy. I try to be respectful of women and of people in general.
    Law-abiding, tax-paying citizen.

    I've recently been given an invitation to partake in some debauchery.
    I'll explain...

    I do quite a bit of flirting with a female co-worker.
    For the most part it's just for grins, but she hit me with a dose of reality today.

    We often discuss our personal lives with one another so she tells me (and a group of co-workers) that there's trouble in paradise. Apparently she has a considerably higher sex drive than her beau.

    She cracked some joke earlier today about me being her "Splackavellie".

    Here's the interesting part.
    Today was her last day here at the plantation.

    So I get an email hours later...
    "I was serious about you being my Splackavellie. You interested?"

    Now, I was feeling hun from the moment I met her.
    I was rather disappointed when I found out she had a man.

    Now I'd basically get a shot at having NSA encounters with her.
    Problem is, it's wrong. She has a man.

    I know I can't exactly ask you ladies what I should do, but perhaps you could provide some things to help aid my decision. Perhaps you've been in this situation???

    I mean, I want to.
    Girlie's banging...but I don't want that to come back to haunt me.
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  2. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    Have some self respect you spineless piece of garbage.

    Refuse the offer, and refute her interpretation of you as some sort of sucker.

    Why are you even contemplating this?, are you a fucken animal?
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  3. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    I also seriously hope that you will write a tiny yet sufficient synopsis on this whore. Pass it out to your fellow workers, this way the snake in the office will be exposed.

    Do not put up with this type of bullshit in your presence, or in that of your fellow workers.
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  4. Ixtlan

    Ixtlan emceeingain'tforyou...

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    Aren't you a ray of sunshine?

    Pompous jerkoff. I'm a nice guy, but I'm still a guy.
    Perish the thought that one might wrestle with the flesh from time to time.

    That said, thanks for the advice.
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  5. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Morality aside, I think you have to ask yourself if its worth the added stress/drama its likely to bring to you... are you prepared for the possibility that her dude might try to run up on you at your place of employment, among a variety of other potentially 'extra' ass bullshit that could result..? This girl seems like she ain't new to this creeping thing... she could get you caught up... you might find yourself singing that old Carl Thomas negroe spiritual, "and I wish I never met her at all!!!"

    And am I the only person here who doesn't know what a "Spalckavellie" is..?
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  6. Ixtlan

    Ixtlan emceeingain'tforyou...

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    I didn't know what it was either. I had to go back and listen to that God awful song.

    In short terms, she's asking me to usher in some no-strings attached sexual encounters.

    I have thought about the negative side to all of this.
    I could catch feelings over her and have no in-road to being with her long-term.
    She could end up pregnant and forced to make a decision about that child's life.
    Her beau could find out and try to give me the two-piece and the biscuit.

    I was hoping you'd skip right over this thread Tights.
    Sheesh.

    I feel like I'm talking to my sister...
    You're no fun. With all your sound advice.

    Dag...

    *Laughing*

    (I keed, I keed)
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  7. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    lmfao @ the two-piece and the biscuit!!!

    I'm just sayin'... I done had a baby momma or two at my door before... lol... I'm just trying to keep you from getting trapped in the closet like R Kelly!!! I'm that old ass black dude dave chapelle was talking about... "uuuh uuuuhn... don't do that niggga, that's 5 to 10!" [funny]

    a little sister, though..? thats like the equivalent of a girl telling you you're "cute" or that she "just wants to be friends"... fuck.

    p.s. accept my buddy request on myspace.. I see you over there shinin'... lol.
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  8. Speedy Gunzalez

    Speedy Gunzalez Awareness is my Alias

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    lol@old Carl Thomas negroe spiritual... hahah... you's a crazy ass chick Tight-Eyes..lol

    Dig, brother... you seem like you are a very logical person capable of doing some serious analysis. So, I would advice that you employ the conventional "weigh your options" method with respect to the pros and cons of the situation.

    Also, is homegirl in a serious relationship or is she with some dude she been with for like 5 months. If you decide to attack the chocha, I suggest doing a background check on her.
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  9. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    they ain't knowin... lol.

    and lmao@ a Carl Thomas song coming on the radio as I was clicking the 'reply' button just now! lol @ that song being "Emotional"... lol... look THAT one up too, Ixtlan [funny]
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  10. Ixtlan

    Ixtlan emceeingain'tforyou...

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    You on that Myspace train?

    That's word, REQUEST ACCEPTED.
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  11. Ixtlan

    Ixtlan emceeingain'tforyou...

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    From what I understand they're considering marriage.

    Well at least she is. Dude doesn't seem to be complying though.
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  12. JadoreJeTaime

    JadoreJeTaime I know, I love you too!

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    Personally, I don't think that she would be worth the time. I mean, she is asking you for no strings attached sex while she has a man. What does that say about her character as a woman? From the bits and pieces of info I have gathered, she might be one of those women that if by chance you get a girlfriend and you stop giving it up to shortie, all hell is gonna hit the fan! Ya never know....it could happen.
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  13. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    Gee, I feel like I'm talking to my potential mistress when I talk to Tights.
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  14. THEPECK

    THEPECK New Member

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    Take your balls out of your purse.

    Look her in the eye and tell her "fuck you, you skanky piece of shit."

    why would you even wonder if you want to fuck some pussy that some other guy has been recently tapping?@!

    Do you enjoy the feeling the impression another penis leaves on the pussy walls?
    or maybe the left over semen in her mouth ass face pussy nose ears and everywhere else?

    GROW SOME FUCKEN BALLS! AND SAY NO YOU STUPID FUCK! JESUS YOU SHOULDNT EVEN ASK A QUESTION THIS STUPID!
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  15. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Sweetie, you're still trying to figure out how to manage the one you've got... you ain't ready for this over here.
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  16. Ignorant

    Ignorant Village Idiot

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    I thought all it took was flowers and good sex to satisfy the "other woman"... you mean you require more?

    Okay, I'll send you chocolates, too... but that's it.
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  17. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    I've got allergies (no flowers) and I'm on a diet (no chocolate)... I'm not allergic to cash, however... feel free to handle that.

    Seriously though... I couldn't be the "other woman"... I'm like a full-time job, you gotta put in work for this! Maybe if I'm still single once I get older - you know, a little more desperate - I'd settle for that... only then I'd be serious about that cash thing... you know them older women be about they $$$.
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  18. Ixtlan

    Ixtlan emceeingain'tforyou...

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    Insults work better when you have a decent grasp on the English language.
    Run a spell check over your post next time.

    Arrogant schmuck.

    I didn't come here to be berated. I came asking a serious question.
    Either say something substantial or keep it moving.
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  19. Ixtlan

    Ixtlan emceeingain'tforyou...

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    An update,

    Nothing's happened to this point. Though it seems to me that this is about more than just sex. She seems to be genuinely unhappy in her relationship.

    She may be looking to jump ship altogether.
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  20. MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN

    MiSt_Of_CoNfUsIoN Ray of Sunshine

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    It will come back to haunt you.. When things are too good to be true.. they usually are..If you think the girl wants to jump ship altogether then you should make that suggestion to her.. Seems like an easier solution to the whole problem.
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