Ladies, have you ever noticed that you sneeze..

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  1. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    ...riiiiiight after applying your mascara??

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  2. -MV-

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    ew..you got cooties
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  3. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    yeah, but they're cute.
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  4. -MV-

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    not if you have to be quarantined 0_o
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  5. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Lolz......never had THAT happen.
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    lol whatever you say bubble girl
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  7. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Me?? A bubble girl??

    Ha.

    I work in public schools every damn day. Nothing 'bubble' about that.
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    damn... imagine the next time you touch a child he's been digging in his nose and but all day.
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  9. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Well, I don't deal with the children directly, I work afternoons cleaning. I see them for a short time when I arrive, but that's it.
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  10. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    kids are disease bags

    i avoid them till theyre older and dont snot all over everything
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  11. GaLaTeA

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    Was around 12 when I almost poked my eye out with one of those mascara torture contraptions...so no sneezing there..

    Oddly, I'll sneeze every time I pick up the financial newspaper.
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  12. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Kids are... something...

    ...if you're applying mascara, or make up, or anything in which a sneeze is inappropriate you have two options. Let it out, or supress it (safely.) You can force it out by staring at a bright light. The sun does the trick, but not for too long. Flouresccent lighting, sadly, doesn't.

    Or suppress it. The trick is to push your tongue hard up to the roof of your mouth. Fun fact: This same method can be used to treat ice cream headaches.

    Hope this helps :)
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  13. Geedorah

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    How not to sneeze?
    Press your tongue up the wall(?) of inside your mouth,works every time.
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  14. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    I like to sneeze, just not while putting on mascara.
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  15. Geedorah

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    Then when you dont want to do that.
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  16. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    It's funny, they usually sneak attack me. But I'll def try your trick.
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