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  1. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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  3. M-theory

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    Instead of reading Wikipedia as an authoritative source, you would be a lot better served if you reviewed the references at the bottom of the page.
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  4. abzinthe

    abzinthe let's get incredible.

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    Too bad they're all in Russian.
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    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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  6. abzinthe

    abzinthe let's get incredible.

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    "The torsion field concept was conceived in the Soviet Union by a group of physicists in the 1980s. The group, led by Anatoly Akimov and Gennady Shipov, began the research as the state-sponsored Center for Nontraditional Technologies, but was disbanded in 1991 when their research was exposed as a fraud and an embezzlement of State funding"

    Yeah, but totally take it seriously, guys.
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  7. abzinthe

    abzinthe let's get incredible.

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    I don't know what those Russian articles say, but the stuff I'm finding in English is pretty heavy on words like "fraud", "embezzlement", "con men" and "pseudoscience".
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  8. Diasick

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    Detailed Description

    A field in physics is an assignment of a quantity (vector, tensor, or spinor) to every point of the space containing it. The word torsion refers to any variable that describes rotation. Thus, torsion fields do exist. For example, an electromagnetic wave with circular polarization or the stress tensor of a solid body under torsion stress can be described as torsion fields, although such usage is rare. Spinor fields, in particular, fermionic fields, are existing concepts from particle physics and quantum field theory
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    abzinthe let's get incredible.

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    Torsion exists. Fields exist. Therefore, anything they say in the torsion field theory must be true?
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  10. M-theory

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    Although the basic postulates of these theories are full of contradictions and scientifically nonsensical statements[5], it does not stop torsion field theory from being hailed as the scientific explanation of homeopathy, telepathy, levitation, clairvoyance, ESP, and other paranormal phenomena.

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  11. M-theory

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    Torsion fields might possibly explain why gingers do have souls.
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  13. M-theory

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    THE MISSING BEES
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  14. abzinthe

    abzinthe let's get incredible.

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    art bell is a fucking hero, iah.
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  15. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    I'm waiting for Kirk Cameron to issue a statement on Torsion Fields...Just like the banana

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