Battle Video KOTD - Rap Battle - Tycoon Tax vs Kaliente

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who won?

  1. Kaliente

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  2. Tycoon Tax

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  1. Mel Man

    Mel Man Wat ya'll bout to witness

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    word

    Kali>
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  2. nocontrollingme

    nocontrollingme I Control Everything

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    you're telling me you and coon both aren't jewish....
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  3. azhotazice

    azhotazice Active Member

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    Kaliente raps dope and had unique flow sometimes witty sometimes shitty
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  4. SonnyDaze

    SonnyDaze 7 train heavyweight

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    The overreactions for Tycoon Tax were ridiculous.
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  5. baxterk

    baxterk New Member

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    Really bad overreactions for Tax so far only round one.


    "more wigs than a beautician" are you fucking kidding me?
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  6. middleman

    middleman New Member

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    Tax got this, but disrespecting Kal at the end totally ruined it IMHO. Very few situations justify something like that, and Tax is clearly just doing it because he thinks improving a shade above mediocre is somehow synonymous with invincibility.

    A lot of people get like this the first time they are non-terrible - it's just too intoxicating if you've been pretty shitty your whole life - but keep it classy and you won't regret it when it's all over, Tax. Right now you're being like a retarded kid who won all the raisins.
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  7. CamTheWiz

    CamTheWiz in real time

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    I thought Tax came the entire battle with decent lines but the same angle, which Kaliente countered effectively in the first and smashed to bits in the second. Tax got the 3rd but that was Kaliente 2-1.
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  8. Tricky P

    Tricky P Well-Known Member

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    really enjoyed this battle. big props to both cats
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  9. BLAZE-WON

    BLAZE-WON GOD BODY

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    dead @ Luciono Crakk not understanding a simple name flip....aint that all he does?

    Anyways...not a fan of either but to keep it real Kal got that....anyone surprised at KOTD making a wrong call in judging has been under a rock.

    Tax during the battle playing tough guy with his crew behind him while Kal was solo is cute
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  10. gregrieke20

    gregrieke20 Well-Known Member

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    by "ty food"...I think he just meant "Ty food" lol, as in "ty's food", as in "ty's money", "ty's livelihood", etc...thinking it was "thai food" is just over thinking. Like every word doesn't have to be wordplay lol.

    Either way, it wasn't very good.
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  11. gregrieke20

    gregrieke20 Well-Known Member

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    maybe he even meant

    "get TACKS cut and I'm eating thai food den"

    There's so much terrible word play now people are looking for it in every single word lol.
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  12. BLAZE-WON

    BLAZE-WON GOD BODY

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    i think he meant...

    "get Tacks cut and I'm Eatin Tie food"

    as in food that you feed to neck ties
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  13. Akkilla

    Akkilla Member

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    KOTD alumni battle. Kali shoulda won that imo but I was actually able to enjoy Tax for once.


    But what a douchebag at the end there seriously? he's happy because this is his first battle he's actually won or something? Didn't justice almost thump his ass in MTL for gettin rowdy during the battle and then at the end he shook his hand like a man. But when Kali tried Tax decided to be an asshole lol.
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  14. PJ Sumroc

    PJ Sumroc Ozone/Chi-town/Stump town

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    :hairganik::cheesin:
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  15. DRObain

    DRObain Member

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    Does Crakk really write all of Tax's shit? I hate Tax less than Crakk, so this is somewhat troublesome to me.

    Not going to watch this. Tax is alright, but the last three Kali battles I've seen have been dog shit, and I don't feel like giving him another chance.
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  16. Oscar Wilde

    Oscar Wilde Well-Known Member

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    Tax is the biggest cunt in KOTD
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  17. kazzy23

    kazzy23 Active Member

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    Horrible battle get this off the stickies. Dead at only 16 votes lmao my shitty threads have more voters
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  18. Ribo Nuke

    Ribo Nuke Audiodidact

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    I thought this was pretty dope. Could have gone either way, I thought Kali edged it. This was my favorite performance from Kaliente yet. I'm normally not a fan but he was on his game in this. Tycoon Tax was good too.
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