Battle Video KOTD - Rap Battle - Tycoon Tax vs Kaliente

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who won?

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  1. abd2112

    abd2112 Member

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    I'll have to watch this when I get home after work. But from what I remember from the event Kaliente had it in my books.
    Cant remember by rounds but all I know is that the crowd was super whack at this event and slept on half of his shit. His whole flow was on point even if he had weak punches.

    Tax was way too typical, some good good punches with toooo much filler krap. His WHOLE scheme was the homeless thing and I remember half way through his second I was like alright dude we get the point. Dude next to me said the same thing it's getting boring now.

    Kal got robbed.
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  2. King Nut

    King Nut super nut

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    can anyone link the footage of MTV body bagging Kaliente's life-game?
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  3. mdk

    mdk i dump and i sprout

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    It does and that's why it's now stickied and has over 30 replies. Good battles usually take care of themselves
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  4. Zero-D

    Zero-D Brilliance Unparalleled

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    both went bananas, but Tax got this imo.
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  5. wickedness

    wickedness Dopeness

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    sick battle. tycoon tax killed it but kaliente was nice in this one too
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  6. Spacelab

    Spacelab Well-Known Member

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    Organik saying "what a character" at Uno had me laughing
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  7. BruthaSmith

    BruthaSmith Member

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    I dont think judges got this one right.
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  8. PJ Sumroc

    PJ Sumroc Ozone/Chi-town/Stump town

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    Glad I'm not the only one who thought Kaliente got it. he had lines that were slept on
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  9. Triangle

    Triangle 100% FRESH

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    Pretty close battle.

    That pump fake, fade away line.
    Who said that before?
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  10. LucianoCrakk

    LucianoCrakk New Member

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    Kaliente is really bad. He didn't get slept on, it was just horrible wordplay and his performance bored the crowd.

    "Get tax cut and im eatin ty food den"

    What do tax cuts and thai food have to do with each other? He just says random words in a confusing way so dumb people think it's complex. It's just horrible writing. And his compounds are hilarious. Half of his shit doesn't even rhyme. He does have a good flow, but that's it. His writing is like a really bad joke.

    *Waits for the Kali dickriders to get butthurt and try to diss me back lol! Trolls are so predictable.*
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  11. The Mage BTM

    The Mage BTM Well-Known Member

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    Kaliente won that IMO , tax had one angle and all his stuff was just really simple. That sandy hook line was terrible and the knock knock joke was even worse. Never seen either of them battle before this but both are decent enough to watch again.
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  12. Eon0011

    Eon0011 Member

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    Co sign this. There's so many other angles he could have used against Kal. Really exhausted the homeless material. Almost sounded like Diz vs Arcane, but instead of buy Caustic bars, it was Mtv and being homeless.
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  13. nocontrollingme

    nocontrollingme I Control Everything

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    how do you feel about tycoon tax saying nigga in public? would you ever?
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  14. Final Chapta

    Final Chapta End of Story

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    why was he such a dick head at the end

    and kaliente was still cool with dude and wished him well

    thats all i took from this
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  15. robvandam

    robvandam Well-Known Member

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    20 000 views on a channel with 126 000 subscribers smh

    Just as many dislikes as likes

    Comments all saying battle sucks

    What a way to give the fans what they want organik
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  16. LucianoCrakk

    LucianoCrakk New Member

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    It's normal where we come from for Spanish people to say nigga. Nobody cares, except white people from out of town.
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  17. Top_Shelf_ENT

    Top_Shelf_ENT Member

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    YOU of all people have the nerve to talk about weak wordplay?? Come on bruh... Seriously.. you??
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  18. PJ Sumroc

    PJ Sumroc Ozone/Chi-town/Stump town

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    The connection with Thai and tax is that dudes name is TYcoon TAX... he was implying that he was going to purchase some delicious Thai food with the money he saved from his tax cut... as well as actually cutting tax and taking his food
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  19. Top_Shelf_ENT

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    My other question for "Crackk".... How do you know Kaliente spelled it "Den" when he was doing his writing?? Did you spell Then like that because that's how YOU spell it?? or do you think he really spelled Then... 'Den'?? Seriously.... "Den"...?????
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  20. _gp_

    _gp_ _ C M Y K _

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    I like both crakk and tax, and both would prolly be in my kotd top ten, if I ever thought about it

    But crakk has to have some personal issue with kaliente to not see how he was spazzin tf

    After watching this again, I feel like they both went in and no one really lost

    Tax might be next tho. Its almost like he raps as if Crakk and Cortez' best attributes got merged

    Jus imo

    Kaliente's material in this battle is as good as, or better than, any of any loe Pesci shit, real talk

    It's really on that same level and style, imo, idgaf, and he should def keep at it
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