Kool Keith is...

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  1. Swaggatron

    Swaggatron Fuck AutotuneBots

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    I dont know man, i really dont know what to think of Kool Keith, i understand he's a pioneer and all that and it seems ha has a huge following, i've got a couple of mates who think he's the bomb, i know niggaz who got all his and all of his alter ego's albums but i dont know what to think of him, i dont get it i just seen his last video 'Dick Towel' i mean c'mon son the nigga actually made a song called Dick towell smh,
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnma...9A9F86786&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2
    i just think he's weird..

    What do y'all think of Kool Keith..

    Finisht this sentence , Kool Keith is..
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  2. FarooqHakim

    FarooqHakim Dot Dorbal

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    Kool Keith is seriously one of the most creative MC's who ever lived. The dude is just an entertaining guy. He usually raps over shitty beats (except for Dr. Octogon that albums production is insane), he doesn't even have to rhyme all the time (all the multiers need to take note of this), and he still winds up being more entertaining thna 99% of the rappers out there. He's just expressing himself and that's what MCin is.

    He's just got an abstract crazy mind.
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  3. Loe Pesci

    Loe Pesci New Member

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    he is retarded , he has songs where he talks about the most randomest things, I can def appreciate some of his shit, blue flowers, dr octogon, some of the black elvis record...
    the song he spat dissing all NBA players trying to rap is hilarious ..

    "this is dedicated to the NBA. the NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION... "
    or his song
    I DONT BELEIVE YOU

    jokes

    i herd he once did a show in montreal and asked for the money before, walked in the club to a packed house waiting for him to perform, took the money from the promoter, and walked out the back door...
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  4. BelowTheHeavens

    BelowTheHeavens New Member

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    lmao @ the contrast of the first two responses hahaha
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  5. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    lmao reading the first sentence of both killed me hahah

    "Kool Keith is seriously one of the most creative MC's who ever lived."

    "He is retarded"
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  6. Coldhands

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    They never understood, many people were so slow
    My funky type of rhyme, and my style is pyscho
    Complex wrecks wrecks, my style go X X
    I move around off beat, creatin more styles
    Showin white boys, other kids my black styles
    I kick lyrics like shoes right in your face
    Walk up on a carJack of Spades, pluck the ace
    I get slow-er, down in, on in
    Flowin like I used to be on Critical Beatdown
    I drop styles on ears the public bite em
    Not many went to school, so the dummies wouldn't write em
    They say yo Keith, yo Kool, you usin big words
    I went to college, I'm even more stupid herb
    Back on the scene to put a lesson out
    Even if I have to pull a black Smith and Wesson out
    I grab a hammer stick a nail in that little crack
    Tame the monkey show the hummingbird how to act
    I get atomic, hypo-galactical
    Word to mom I'm in my own world
    Galaxy raised! Powerful

    This is like the only verse I Like from him.
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  7. JackShitt

    JackShitt New Member

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    Dr. Octagonacologist is one of my favorite albums. Ultramagnetic MC's were dope too.
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  8. bobbylight

    bobbylight Well-Known Member

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    Wow, that is fucking DICK!

    I one time heard this freestyle that he started with counting up to like 23. Literally, his first lines were 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12...all the way up to 23. I think when he got up to 23 he said "23 Mc's"

    It was probably the most retarded thing I have ever heard. That is like me saying the alphabet and thinking it is sick.
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  9. Pontus

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    its like this for me

    -Ultramagnetic MCs - Funk Your Head Up
    -Ultramagnetic MCs - The Four Horseman
    -Dr. Octagon - Dr. Octagonecologyst
    -Kool Keith - Sex Style
    -Kool Keith - Black Elvis Lost In Space
    -Dr. Dooom - First Come First Served
    -The Analog Brothers - Pimp To Eat
    -The Cenobites - The Cenobites LP
    -The Masters Of Illusion

    are awesome...

    Everything else hes put out or has been involved with is Not so good IMO (and trust me ive heard them all)

    Ill admit i used to be a keith geek =D

    Everyonce in a while ill peep out what hes up to but he just seems to release garbage albums now days.
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  10. wizworld

    wizworld How can you be mad at me?

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    I mess with all of those +
    Ultramagnetic Mc's - Critical Beatdown (of course)
    Ultra - Big Time
    and all of the unreleased Ultramagnetic stuff

    All the other Kool Keith stuff is pretty weak.
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  11. misterteenwolf

    misterteenwolf Well-Known Member

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    i know i'm just some random internet dude but lemme tell you......... if you ain't feelin somethin, don't force it. even if you got friends with great taste in music that like it. if you don't like it, simple as that
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  12. HarshZ

    HarshZ no time for this bullshit

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    DEAD @ that... I woulda gone super saiyan
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  13. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    real talk...
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  14. Loe Pesci

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    this doesnt surprise me, i mean you gotta give it to him for being that dude.
    the guy has an album called "Matthew"
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  15. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    Hahahaha

    That is fucking DICK!
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  16. humdrummer

    humdrummer New Member

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    kool keith is great. you are taking your life too serious if you cant appreciate dude.

    hes like the rickey henderson of hip-hop
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  17. TsirhCitna

    TsirhCitna New Member

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    dr. octagon - aliens bodies me
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  18. swolfdab.

    swolfdab. 831's Finest.

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    kool keith is my idol.

    dudes have varied opinions on him... most think he's too far out there and weak as a lyricist, but i think i'm one of the few that really appreciates his creativity and the original direction in which he takes things.

    his style is on a whole different spectrum compared to most emcees. he takes regular ideas that most rappers use, i.e. sex, money, drugs, being a thug, rapping for money, etc., etc. and he sends them through the passages of his mind (which is very abstract and unconventional), and they come out of his brain as if they've never been spoken about or rapped about, ever. he's completely original and interesting.

    he's also the funniest emcee to ever touch a mic as well.

    Look at the stars, they wanna be naked, doggystyle with they ass out
    They dream of naked photos, ready to pass out
    You gotta pull your dick out at the restaurant in front of they aunt
    And jerk off with your balls smackin the windows of the Mitsubishi Galant
    Women are hot, like motherfuckin bananas in they ass
    Is that what they want?
    Never say pussy or cunt, take em out to lunch
    Pull the thong to the side, at brunch
    Show her your pubic hair, dress up ill
    Decorate your nuts with Captain Crunch
    Tell her easy on the genitals, give her two minutes
    Tell her Captain Munch
    Pull your zipper up fast, bend over and look over her ass
    Wear a baseball jersey, lick her asshole with a catcher's mask
    Perform with weed and liquor, some people prefer hash
    Put on a condom, stick your celery sticks in her gash
    Anally I stick it, marshmallows and lemonheads in they ass
    Nothin simple, Ginuwine slow with Dru Hill, the right tempo
    Fuck goin to dinner and shit, sittin at a table, rent a porno movie
    Yo with Rocco Siffredi, fuckin top models cum on they navel
    Lean your woman up against the sanitation truck
    Fuck with 18 balls on the pool table
    (18 balls on the pool table)


    ^ that is by far the most hilarious shit i've ever heard on a beat before.
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  19. zambo13

    zambo13 a$$hole

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    dr octagon is one of the best hip hop albums EVER!! one of my favorite all time tracks by kool keith is weapons world on prince paul's prince among thieves. for all you people who have never heard it go cop it.
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  20. Tirade85

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    I was at the concert where he freestyled to "23"...it was so disappointing....

    What was even more disappointing was he rhymed his entire show except for that lame excuse for a freestyle over his own tracks with him "Ghost Rhyming" the entire show. Just a hair away from lip-synching. I must be a sucker for punishment, because I've seen him live 3 times now and he's done the same thing every time.

    He also wore an old-school football helmet and a cape and tossed raw chicken cutlets into the audience.

    My friends claimed I was full of shit about the track thing until we saw it taped and it totally comes out in the audio that he was barely rapping at all....

    Like his music though.

    He actually got to 23 then went to about 40...


    LAME!
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