Kimbo loses in 14 seconds to a no name...

Discussion in 'MMA, Boxing & Other Combat Sports' started by Alphabet, Oct 4, 2008.

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  1. double ML

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    i would beat squeakles like the giants beat the seahawks last sunday
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  2. Cognitive D.K

    Cognitive D.K New Member

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    i would beat ml as bad as he beats his dick after girls he pays 600 bucks to hang out with dont fuck him after an entire weekend
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  3. Cognitive D.K

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    i would beat ml like the spurs do the suns

    i would shatter mls double chin like the backboard shaq did

    i would make ml take more hits than hippies at a grateful dead show
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  4. double ML

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    i would beat squeakles like how the germans beat the french in WWII
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  5. Cognitive D.K

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    up ridin dick early huh double chin?

    guess your shift at denny's got out early

    id hit you with so many hot ones your face would make the same sound the grill does at dennys everytime you throw a sausage patty on it
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  6. double ML

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    i would beat squeakles like squeakles' father did
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  7. Cognitive D.K

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    my dad is your size, and he is a doctor not an uneducated malicious weakling who needs a gun to make a living or hurt people

    needless to say i would kick his ass almost as bad as i would yours

    youre so short it would be easy to put knees in your face

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  8. double ML

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    i would beat squeakles like squeakles' dad still does
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  9. Cognitive D.K

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    i would shit on ml like the cup in 2 girls one cup

    i would have ml looking like ken after he fought with tito

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  10. double ML

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    i would beat squeakles like how squeakles gets beat by 12 yr old girls
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  11. Cognitive D.K

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    lmao@ ml admitting he is weaker than a 12 year old girl
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  12. double ML

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    i would beat on squeakles like how life beats on squeakles
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  13. Cognitive D.K

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    you mean youd get me drunk and high and let me fuck you

    lmao@ how ml is gay and trying to flirt with me
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  14. double ML

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    i would beat squeakles like how squeakles' boss at denny's beats her
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  15. Cognitive D.K

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    ml would get thrown in a trash can like his mother did to him when he was an infant, or like jocks did to him in high school , or bullies did in the army or like the eggs he burns do at dennys
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  16. Disraeli

    Disraeli p4p the best

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    someone make a double vs. squeakles gif
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  17. Cognitive D.K

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    that would be impossible

    i am 6' 235lb with a 34 inch waist

    ml is 5'5 185 with bitch tits and a 38 inch waist

    it wouldnt look right
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  18. M-theory

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    lol @ the shamrock pics
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  19. double ML

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    i would beat squeakles like how i helped the 101st Airborne beat the taliban
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  20. M-theory

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    Lmao @ The Blue Glove
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