Discussion in 'Battle Video Archives' started by KingFly, Sep 22, 2011.
but... umm.... nevermind
at least mention they're battle rappers.
and do kotd a favor and link to the KOTD page instead of the youtube one
Bodybag. Illmac won 3-0. Easily.
I don't understand the Bender love. You can have all these complex, intricate lines but it means nothing to me if you have to literally pause after one bar (and therefore after EVERY bar) to catch your breath. It's painful to listen to. I think Bender took the wrong approach to this battle. He was laughing it up with Illmac during the battle and delivering a lot of jokes. I thought he would have tried to come harder.
Illmac beasted (though I thought he was even better against Eurgh). I like how he incorporated the fact that this event featured battlers from around the world with the Malaysia/Phillipines/Sweden/Australia/English men/Big Ben angle. The Kill Bill shit was awesome. The Old Spice commercial angle was hilarious (and true). The title angle was impressive. The rubbing off on Pesci/Pesci rubbing off on you angle was so perfect following Bender's choke against Sketch. The chubby chaser flip was smart and on time. Illmac's delivery was damn near perfect.
Seriously, the "new school" looks dumb when they try to say that people like Illmac and Thesaurus are irrelevant or past their prime when they continuously whip the new school's ass.
I told y'all I'd beat Deep Blue in 3 moves
Camouflage your strengths, that chess game is see-through
Your whole fuckin style is pre-school
No wonder pedophiles get a sweaty mouth when they see you
You've kept this format fresh as a Jordache-vest
Retreat to NORAD, this is where your warpath ends
Now take cover while my swarm catch wreck
And stay put or we gon have your face lookin like a Rorschach Test
Best Rap Battle you will ever see. KOTD - Bender vs Illmaculate, two guys at the top of the game : rap
I made another link on the Rap subreddit, linked it to the KOTD page
Turning a prophet/converting muhammed
Etched in tablets/ten commandments
Bender did work, be he came too funny in the first. People need to realize that u can't come like that to illmac.
My prediction before I watch:
I love Bender, but Illmaculate Tiger Uppercuts the shit out of him into EX Tiger Knee and special finish.
Happy bday to all of us, dude, lol.
Drunk before noon, yet? Cheers.
"I'm on some real ill shit not the one to play with
treat his head the same as a 40 bottle, ya know...have it pouring on the pavement
and everybody he came with will shortly follow.
I'm on my Kill Bill shit, try and use that same Sorry Player corny combo
i'll put your DNA on display like the Maury talk show
with a blade that was made by Hattori Hanzo"
and that, my friends, is what we call "bahz"
2-1 illmac i think the 2nd round was very close. illmac needs to work on his flow a lil bit more
just about to watch,dnt think it can live up to my expectations,but lets see.
One round in and Illmaculate's had me barking.
got dayum illmac
Bender vs Illmaculate - KOTD - Best rap battle...ever. : altrap
reddit, we takin over. this one's on altrap
hooly fuck. what did i just watch? i dont even...wow.
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