JOB1 vs CHOPPA...text battle RULES AND INFO

Discussion in 'Overtime: Off-Topic Discussion' started by Get 2 Da Choppa, May 18, 2011.

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  1. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    we will be battling using 20 lines (give or take 5)

    we have to use the rhyme scheme 'pack of coyotes' throughout the entire 20 lines

    verses due in 2-3 days

    lets goooooooooooooooooo


    Edit: good luck
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  2. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    public poll for judging


    i vs winner

    swag
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  3. Judgekure

    Judgekure 48÷2(9+3)=288 tbh

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    Finally happening?
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  4. JobOne

    JobOne Man of the Hour

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    A test of skill.

    Text battling making a come back.
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  5. teacozy

    teacozy New Member

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    any thread made here containing the text battle will be copied to the RM textcee forum for archiving and second opinions.

    Godspeed, gentlemen.
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  6. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    iight keystyled

    Imma start by ENACTING A STORY about me and job1 and the FACTS THAT HE TOLD ME/
    He pm’ed me like ‘lets put up a GRAND OF OUR OWN EACH and winner gets the STASH AND THE WHOLE PIECE’/
    So I said ‘iight but if u don’t follow through then im gonna be PACKIN SOME CHROME HEAT and then collect that STACK THAT YOU OWE ME’
    But then he bitched up like ‘naw fuck this ACTUAL QUARRY lets have the MATCH IN THE MORNING and forget about the CASH AND THE WAR…PLEASE!’
    At this point im thinking got dayum this FAGGOT IS CORNY he scared to battle me and his DEMANDS ARE TOO BORING!/
    I want to ‘raise the steaks’ like a CHEF IN DA 40’s and have u BAGGIN UP GROCERIES cuz when it's beef i'll rob him of his pride like ILLMAC DID MCCODY/
    So I replied with ‘bitch if u don’t FAX ME UR ‘MONIES then imma start ATTACKIN YA SLOWLY like a PACK OF COYOTES’
    That’s when he hit up jeff and all the MODS IN THE O.T. and begged for me to get banned so I wouldn’t STAB AT HIS SHORTY and pick the SCAB OFF HIS GOATEE/
    So I said fuck it lets battle for fun u have ur mods MAPLE AND COZY and I have CRAIG AND MY HOMIES
    Ur the underdog here and to say ur not is like saying JASON AINT GORY, PLAYMATES AINT HORNY, HAITIANS AINT WORRIED and DRAKE ISNT CORNY!/
    I’m a FRACTION OF KOBE and u SHAQ WITH THE OLD HEAT so even if u PRACTICE FOR FOUR WEEKS u still couldn’t MATCH WHAT IM HOLDING/
    Plus ur asian u stupid chink! I bet ur DAD IS SHINOBI, ur two GRANDMA’S ARE BOTH LEE’S and u wear a LAMP ON YA DOMEPIECE!/
    When I win imma BASK IN THE GLORY and leave u with SHATTERED AND BROKE KNEES cuz im a MASTER AT MULTIS that’s why my name b4 choppa was the ADLIB OF MOLTI!
    I bet ur PLAN IS TO ROAST ME but U aint a supermod anymore so u cant BAN ALL THE O.G’s cuz if u do then u urself are PRACTICALLY TROLLING!
    i be MACKIN HIS SHORTY and HAVE HER ON BOTH KNEES while my dick STACKED UP HER GOLD TEETH/
    I then proceeded to SHATTER HER BONE CHEEKS like a BAT VS GINOBLI in the nba where the MAVS WERE THE HOME TEAM!/
    We could do this battle soprano style so i’ll be JOHN SACRIMONI (google it) and u’ll be that FAG WITH MS SOPHIE who went to restaurants and ordered SALAD CANNOLI (google it)!!
    i'll hit u wit a PACKAGE OF FORCED BEAMS u'll be wrapped in PLASTIC AND MORPHINE the impact is so GRAPHIC AND OBSCENE that the judge will have to SLAP ME WIT COURT FEES for TRAFFICKING FLUORINE !!


    bitch nigga
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  7. mapleleaf

    mapleleaf bumpin onyx in the jag

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    hand me the hatchet and rope please ive gotta attack a pack of coyotes as a matter of fact pass me the goat cheese young future bitch i be rappin the dope frees
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  8. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    20 lines give or take 5 like we agreed

    if u a man post ya verse right now

    stop delaying this battle
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  9. Tradish

    Tradish illest alive

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    job1 shouldn't even bother, choppa is all hype, bobba ethered him.
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  10. BasedDIGLETT

    BasedDIGLETT KINGLETT

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    damnnnnnnnnnn choppa bodied it
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  11. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    bodybag

    job1 cant comeback that
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  12. JobOne

    JobOne Man of the Hour

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    quoted so he can't edit his shit again like a little bitch. :funny:
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  13. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    why would i edit it?

    i know some are off cuz i didnt proof read it but fuck it

    real niggaz post they verses up off the dome
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  14. seattlebattle12

    seattlebattle12 aka lil ill & dagawd100

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    job1 lost, give the mod spot to choppa
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  15. JobOne

    JobOne Man of the Hour

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    You forgot to change this part. lol Verse coming soon.
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  16. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    damn rookie mistake choppa
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  17. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    Yo I fucked up some part like "I'll the can spray"

    But who cares job1 taking like 3 hours for his verse

    I wrote that in 15 minutes after someone randomly said pack of coyotes in tinychat (I think it was lala)

    Real g's recognize real shit I ain't spending 2-3 days to write lines for this nigga
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  18. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    creggory said it mate

    you shoulda edited it to verses due in 2-3 hours
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  19. BossMayne

    BossMayne Based Member

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    not a good idea to post your entire verse first bro, now he knows exactly what hes up against and has up to 2 days to write rebuttals to anything he wants.

    if battle threads go on , you both should PM someone you both trust and they should post both verses in a thread and we decide which is better. but this is cool too i guess
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  20. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    Job1 could take 2-3 days if he wants

    I ain't got the patience to craft my bars over 72 hours

    This is old school letsbeef shit where u get challenged and have to post bars within 10 minutes

    And I was 226-11 on letsbeef

    I'm a vet dog that verse may seem amazing but it's lightwork to what I'm capable of
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