JiHaD vs DethStryque

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  1. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    24 bars, two rounds

    flips allowed

    You go first. Ill drop within 24 hours of your verse
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  2. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    I'll drop roundabout Wednesday when my day is less hectic. Glad you stepped up to battle. I prefer 48 bars, but...I recall offering you 24 bars because frankly I don't think you have enough confidence and material to engage in a 2 round, 48 bar throwdown. Tell me if I'm wrong, cuz we can go 48 bars but be far more timely than my battle with JDM was.
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  3. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    48 bars it is

    Ill post Wednesday too
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  4. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Word. Now we talkin. G/L
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  5. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    G/L homie.. and no hard feelings - honest

    But I can't wait to tear into you..mwuahahahaha ---- im sure you cant either

    get ready folks.. this is gonn be a doosey
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  6. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    Ill post first on this cry baby

    Let it be known... that Deth is a BITCH! Thats right - FEMALE!!! God just gave her a ugly azz mug.....


    My punches will Stryqye this Meth Dyke to Deth, it aint a fight - it's more like Tina tryna step to Ike
    And just as likely Imma TURNER into yesterdays news - bruised, battered confused - u losin tonite, aight?
    And before I hear this excuse - everyone please use the voting template that Deth will soon hyperlink for you
    Whether its 48 bars or a haiku - all your battles full of filler.. people already thinkin "damn..so true.."
    Only time he makin highlights is when its pink or blue - postin additional verses sayin "here.. use one of these two!"
    You're fuckin through - thoroughly rip thru ya multi syllables with actual punches - not "potty poo.."
    We all laughin too... not just me - wordplay so hard to read he gotta use explanation parenthesis
    annotations and asterisks.. gettin votes from new users with 1 post and swearin you aint asked em..
    "Its not me.. really! But he does live about 50 miles south of me and somewhat has connections to my family.."
    How could you possibly think that would slide?? No it aint your IP.. but I definitely saw ur brother in his facebook timeline
    Nobody scared of this halfway online crook - pictures of Jason Britton poppin wheelies on ya rhyme book
    Now who Shook? FUCK you - pretentious prick with half-hearted writs - let me let you in on this little secret...
    The reason why most people say you bit.. is because 75 percent of ya shit is quintessential rap bullshit!!
    "Ill kill you.. knives.. guns... son... yo..." you a walkin joke and fit the stereotype of an angry ho
    Its all a game to him but we aint kids man we grown.. but fuck it I play DS just like my Nintendo
    Less than 50 views on most of ya YouTube videos.. quit uploadin with that shitty ass Spint phone!
    Broke ass go to class instead of spending all ya time online sendin Yoga poses in personal videos to TaC
    Really tho.. I saw you bench 215! congrats bro! I was 15 years old when i first accomplished that!
    You're so wack your blinded by your own disguise - who the fuck are you D? New Karate Kid or Plies??
    Stop with the lies, invincible? you get murdered all the time.. just be thankful that all pussies get 9 lives
    And when voting starts ur gonna get fucked again.. cuz ill win even if i let all your dick riding votes apply
    Youll get dragged off to Placerville and killed so you can see the light with that Thomas Kinkade guy
    No punches and little wordplay.. no double entendres.. tryna convince me but you suck no matter wat you say
    okay D, I see, K?... Now please quit trollin and get the FUCK up off of my D-I-C..K?

    Bitch..
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  7. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Deth to jihad: The infidel strikes back pt. 1

    I keyed this up right quick just like I promised, and I had to stop just as I started warming up cuz I realized that I'd just about equalled or just surpassed Jihad's bar length...even though his bars are twice as long as mine. Lol.



    Like I tried tuh toldja Ayatollah my rhymes uh fold ya for tryin tuh box with me
    Then I'll erase ya faith by convertin The Prophet Muhammed tuh Scientology
    My rhymin prophecies stymied Socrates with lotsa ease before I flow'd it!
    Jihad's trash raps looks like he had lobotomies before he wrote it!
    Yo joint makes NO SENSE AT ALL. I'm gettin you n ya crew mangled
    By punches that make you do aerial stunts flips like the BLUE ANGELS
    You lame ole borin prick! I'll smash you like rafts lashed by storms bitch
    Snatch the veil off ya Muslim women n flip em tuh Brazilian waxin porn chicks!
    I brew spits like I'm in Hades with sickle cell...truth is, I'm sicc as hell
    My wicked spells made Allah shit himself n become a Jewish infidel!

    Blastin mortars won't gitcha slashed intuh quarters like matchin war verbs with my sicc frees will!
    Cuz Jihads kain't pass my astoundin frees boundaries like my lines're the borders of Israel
    Jihad'll git tortured by sizzling skill that'll rip him apart like grizzly kills!!
    I spit text like crib death...cuz son'll be dead before he knows this kid be ill!
    Tryck be real! You're from Texas? I'm uh ride like the Nulf boats of Pepsi-Co
    Test me yo n get smoked by quotes hot as the Gulf Coasts of Mexico
    Machete throats with deadly flows bringin red meat beef if you vex me bro
    When speakin rhymes? You're beneath my lines...I'm California, you're Calexico!!
    Press me? Don't...my medley prose hits harder than a curse from the Dead Sea Scrolls
    Punches scatter ya brains like Joe Pesci's coke and drop you on the streets like confetti snow!
    You got petty flows; I got so much game my slang gains a gang of ESPY votes!!
    Wreck me? NOPE!! I'm forever better, my expert lettas uh end ya dawg!
    I won't just stop ya jihad...I'll piss on the Koran, then fill Mecca with synagogues!!
    My quill's clever, I been a hog spittin pure flame atcha manure game
    Leavin you skewered slain like the Crusaders...or like El Cid did the Moors of Spain!!
    Plantcha underground like sewer drains when my pen's flexin tuh music
    Punchlines makes this fruit a vegetable til he's bench pressin some tulips
    Truth is my scheme's a manticore man-o-war gettin ya spleen savage scored
    With the talent tuh gitcha team's cabbage gored n launched beyond the Green Lantern Corps
    Punches make this wakk geek's hat leak cracked meat down ya chinbone
    If I'm Tina n you're Ike? Then I bring war like Tina did backseat in the limo *
    Ya wimp flow's ass cheeks n lacks heat... but my voodoo hard jabs slant skull pates duke
    N cold cased you when I knocked you so far away...Google Star Maps can't locate you!!


    * WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT, THE MOVIE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w5YIvP2Gps
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  8. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Vote Deth

    No hate or favoritism.


    Jihad, like I said before.. ur wrdng comez off soft and ur conceptz are between, subpar and trash. Ur DS line was the only punch that had potential, but u fucked it up wth ur predictible impact of ur punchez. Do u

    Deth, every fucking line, angel at personalz was nice as fuck. A lot of prodominate muslim referencez. Ur opener was sick. Wrding was even killer wth ur setupz completely flowing wth coherent intensity and accuracy. Awesome verse all the way through.. easy victory.
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  9. patrown

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    jihad- up to bar eleven.. excluding 8 and 9 was damn good.

    potentially damaging info came off as lurker observation. counting youtube posts , etc.. all that info you gathered could have been used effectively.

    shit.. quintessential bullshit.. "shit" filler didn't help.

    your last line about "dick" or saying he's on yours was a weak finish.

    wasn't impressed by all by all but one punch.

    "potty poo".. wot?

    deth -
    Wreck me? NOPE!! I'm forever better, my expert lettas uh end ya dawg!
    probably your worst line.. don't feel "expert lettas uh.." at all.

    Plantcha underground like sewer drains when my pen's flexin tuh music
    .. nope..

    Yo lame ole borin prick! I'll smash you like rafts lashed by storms bitch
    Snatch the veil off ya Muslim women n flip em tuh Brazilian waxin porn chicks!

    "lame ole borin prick".. ..if jihad would have been more careful, those four words would have been significant.




    if blocks of prose could prove talent.. jihad would win with the content.
    can't win with an essay, jihad.

    deth's drop flowed much better, rhymed well, and didn't use 25+ syllable counts
    /v deth
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  10. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    good votes.. i was purposely writting a long ass verse to beat deth in his own game.. fyi
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  11. JiHaD210

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    its ok that u didnt get the potty poo line... I really didn't think a lot of people would but it was something that I wanted to hit him with on a personal punch level
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  12. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    Whattup Deth? U gonna post ur second verse or you gonna wait till 8 months from now when im not posting and then put it 2 verses against my 1 verse?
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  13. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    just read ur verse for the first time.. u fulfilled my prophecy lol

    you also used flips in the first round... you are disqualified
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  14. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Vote Jihad
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  15. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    I only just now saw this.

    Dawg you refused to go a second round after you saw my drop. You were very profane about it and I gave you repeated chances to drop a 2nd round. You refused. A lot. But if you want another round--which I asked for and which we agreed to in the call out section--I'm all for it. But don't try to make it seem like I ducked a 2nd round etc etc. We can go whenever you're ready to lose some more. Lolol. Good luck man.
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  16. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    somebody heavily doctored this thread. A mod did. Maybe BJ did. Somebody interested in hiding the true history of this thread...which shows tha JiHad210 absolutely and profanely ducked battling a 2nd round.
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  17. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    lmaooooojfadkl;fjk;adsjfasdj;asd

    I mod RBL, I can't change anything here. And it would say at the bottom who edited.

    You take this way too seriously; you talk of hate votes and conspiracy theories... just stop. You and Jai are complete fucking nerds. Go get some pussy or something.
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  18. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    None of this is true^^^ although I don't know where your mod powers end or not, and I'm not sure if it was you or not who doctored this thread...but this thread WAS doctored. Jihad repeatedly refused to go a 2nd round with me...and all those posts seem to be gone now.

    Btw, if I'm such a nerd? Then why are you hunting down my threads and trolling them? If I'm a nerd, that makes you worse...you're a nerd-stalker. You wish you were good enough to even be a nerd...
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  19. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    If you haven't noticed, this is kinda like my side of the board. I check responses, see a pathetic virgin being a hopeless nerd, and clown. It's kind of fun; I'd say try it, but you're kinda at the bottom of the food chain.

    [​IMG]
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  20. Resilient.

    Resilient. .. . ..

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    So you 're admitting that you are, in fact, a nerd?

    Weird.
    This was a long battle.

    I got Jihad winning this though with consistency. Both verses were lackluster in flow, and the concepts weren't the best in the world.
    I do, however, have Jihad winning this - not for how hard the punches were, but for how many punches there were. Deth, you had a lot of filler lines in there. A few good lines, though. I think re-wording some of your metaphors would give them some extra feeling in them.

    Vote - Jihad.
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