Jerking off

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    How often do you do it? Be honest

    I didn't do it for almost 2 years at the nursing home believe it or not. Just had no urge to. But then a few months ago I was scared I messed up my discharge by fighting and I was so stressed out I did it like every hour for a weekend, Guess it's like how people smoke cigarettes. They do it a lot when stressed out,

    Now that I'm home I'ma do it every Monday in the shower. When I get a girlfriend I'll never do it, won't have any need or urge to,
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  2. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    I'm getting regular pussy again but I still squeeze out 2-4 times a week.

    It's actually more of a time killer than anything else.
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  3. creator

    creator alpha & omega

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    is this guy serious?
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  4. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Good avatar.
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  5. creator

    creator alpha & omega

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    :winning:

    danke.
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    almost constantly

    i roll steady with the hand sanitizer

    'cept its fulla lube
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  7. creator

    creator alpha & omega

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    That's some G shit.
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    its also a good prank for when someone asks to borrow your hand sanitizer
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  9. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    pretty much.

    i just have a picture of you stress masterbating.

    full sweating with anxiety.

    :numaan:
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  10. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Only time u niggas get ya dick wet is when u piss in da rain.

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  11. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Depends on how bored I am
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  12. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    You know Twampsin will be marathoning that Pinky encounter for the next six months.
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  13. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    maybe once a week.

    whenever it starts to hurt.
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  14. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    its not normal for your junk to ache yo
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  15. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    get backed up if you don't empty the pipes every now and then.
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  16. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    [​IMG]
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  17. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    dont act like you didnt try to do that
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  18. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    I would say an average of 1 1/2 times a day.
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  19. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Also, I wore a nike fuel band while masturbating once.

    It said I was masturbating for 36 miles.
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  20. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    only jedis can half do it

    rest of yall poofters are 100%er's
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