Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Jai-Z, Apr 15, 2012.
I owe u 1.
1 unlimited round, good luck.
Denied. Last time you challenged me you flaked, racked over a thousand views without you even showing... besides, Ive retired from written leagues.
Sorry, school and extern was more important. I'll go 1st.
You always use that same excuse ive painted 200 apartments 7 houses and built 4 stages since then it took me less than 2 hrs out of my day to drop that verse you dodged you challenged me in the first place stupid dyke get real i burried you too late to try and wait it away like it never happened.
Dont be a fool, stay in school. DENIED
How do I alwayz "say that" whn I said it once 6 monthz ago?
If u thnk u burried me... Y not battle me now? Jst admit u scared.. I'll understand.
How many timez u no showed n the rbl? A lot. Me? Maybe once.
I tell u what.. if u dont battle me, I'll repost ur old verse, and body u. I got time till nxt Friday, after that.. I wont have time.
Im gvng u a chance to "kill me".
I baited u last time, but u ducked me for a couple wkz. By thn I ddnt have time to battle at all n the rbl or eba.
U bitter bcz I ddnt have the time. Deth is a busy nigga, u & I nvr fault him for postng late or not at all.
We can go 2 rdz, uve nvr beat me so prove it.
Me no show in rbl? No, sorry. What battles did I supposedly 'no show'? 1 against Deth because we had battled twice already and still needed votes on our battles in eba it was pointless so to make things more interesting I challenged him to an audio battle, he declined and they gave the battle to Deth you can check the thread if you want the facts are all there.
You challenged me. Bottom line. I did my part and you flaked because you had nothing to say. I dont need another chance to 'kill you' its been done I crashed you so hard you disappeared for six months. It doesnt take that long to keystyle a verse so you can blame it on school as much as you want I garuntee you Im twice as busy and work 3 times harder than you do for a living. It doesnt take much to learn how to switch out an IV or remove a bedpan to wipe someones ass
D E N I E D
I tell u what.. since ur so bitter about everythng, I'll post my verse and u can no show me. Thn we will b even.
Ima battle Deth for the 3rd time, post ur previous verse n here.. and go n on u wthout feeding. B right back..
U aint even gota post, jst watch me destroy u.
You are the ugliest fuckin bitch I've ever
seen in my life
No I mean seriously, the ugliest bitch I've
ever seen in my life
So when I bring Casey Anthony's rope and
OJ Simpson's knife
It'll make this Antoine Dodson look-a-like
say "hide yo kids hide yo wife!!"
To write without 'quotes' is like signing
your boob.. and no, it's not cuz I like you
It's because youre the only idiot person my
signature actually applies to
You think that youre lyrical, its pitiful when
you try to correct me all critical
Already showed me youre hand so I'll tarot
up cuz you play youre cards so predictable
You just set yourself up cuz this wasnt
*BIT, you dont have the smarts for my
But this'll have you hittin the canvas quick
"yeah bitch I BET you're a fuckin artist"
The farthest from it even though youre
starved from smokin crack with the back-
Cuz you Earnie McCrackins are always use
to rollin in the alley with a glassy rose
You asked for this own you fish-eyed foney
that's got more weave than a basket-sown
And by the tone of the jazz jaiz talkin she
mustve really thought my nut sacks a
Let me guess...: "I'm gonna draw a police-
sketch of the murder scene that this queen
or how art is 4-squares and the kids at
recess pushed me more than the swing-
You need respect, it dont make you tough
just cuz you speak with a deep breath
Mad cuz no semen ejects with you in mind,
you couldnt get a teen-agers dream wet
So what you really need to accept is that in
this league youre the teams pet
The gang-bang artist of the RBL cuz youre
the only 1 in-between sex
I know that youre bitter from eatin pussy,
so I hope it's not in bad taste-
To say its no wonder that youre gay
because you can barely get facts straight
But here's a fact, lets take it back to our
battle past let's be honest
Bout when you modestly fucked up the
threads and went around bar-limits
You wanna blame me for the mistake you
made just cuz your verse wasnt polished
And then ran for the hills so fuckin fast I
swore to God you was Scottish
smittyrhythm vs Jai-Z
But I stick to my guns when it comes to
talent, you notice how fast that this rap's
Yet youre whole carreer has been on a bar-
stool cuz there's nothin you can fall-back
Ya thong is stretched and your ass is fat, it
pulls more carbs than a glass bong
If you was Nathalie Portman, "Burnt Ugly
Duckling" wouldve premeired steada' "Black
Cuz one look from you would turn the
medusa and her snakes into statues
If I shot my wad toward the bitches face
the nut would curve like a cashew
Ya Im that dude that you give static cuz all
my passions surpass you
While Im in the bathroom with your girl
and her squirrel gets soaked in my Sassoon
This chick owns slick-resistant black shoes
that help her bag up my fastfood
But Im tit for tat when I make good cash
because I can milk off a tat-too
When it comes to writing with intellect
you're as ignorant as it gets
You wear that word out more than Edward
Norton in American History X
Cuz the way you talk is more black and
white then watchin 1995's Nick at Night
So why dont you apply for a Bang-Bus ride
since you wanna be seen in the dick-van,
I mean how could you possibly embarrass
me when you play right-bench for the fairy
And only get income because your lips do
those new commercials for Dairy Queen ?
They shared a scene with Forrest Gump,
went on and on bout how shrimp is fire
But listen to your lieutenant and tuck that
in it before it gets caught on a trippin wire
So go ahead, write a hundred bars but
you'll never be on my level
You would need a steppin stool to step on
or a set of stilettos
You got the staff? With a purple rag and a
mouth on swole like youre Donatello
And I hope that yellow yeast infection will
help to remind you youre not a fellow
She wallows and cries all wonderin why
she's never stalked, known to follow guys
Buys up all the skittles to taste the rainbow,
bout the only time that she swallow's pride
And on her christmas list right at the top
all that it said she wanted was cock
Santa-Claus felt sorry for her and gave her
a job since she was brought up to stuff a
You dont know what Im sayen so ryu-ken
fusion and your punches dont throw'a
Your battle with Razputin was neck and
neck until Raz looked up, now Razpukin
Talkin all that bull you toad on a log will get
you thrown in a pond
And after you croak it wont be from havin
the bloated throat of a frog
What's most bologna of all your name JAY-Z
it just goes to show youre a fraud
Now your image is swollen and needs
somethin frozen to take control of the
You just got slept on you fillin up
cups at night tryin to fight with the jocks
I bet you feed on this verse more than a
vagina, just watch her bite on the box
Fuck it, that's too many bars already and
too much time to invest
Especially when I can cut you up way worse
in just a five-minute sketch
First of all youre missing the picture, and the drawing at the conclusion. The majority of the opener is based on our conversation in the thread when you misspelled 'bit', not to mention the 'fly over your head' punch. You're missing the entire context of the battle not to mention you've broken down my bars in the shitty little manner that you write your verses makes it hard to follow when you read it.
This is an all around epic FAIL
But hey if it makes you feel any better, that's the hardest verse I've ever seen you drop on eba LMAO get a life and die Idgaf what you write youre six months late like you finally went and got some dick, dyke.
If u have the picz post it, I cant. My cell cant right click for propertiez, and I cant quote the post, they closed the thread.
lmao @ you justifying the "retarded girl" moniker
wow jai... ur the best internet battler of all time
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