Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Jai-Z, Aug 8, 2011.
Due whenever you can.
I got somethin special for you
ima bet of an "artist" myself.
Tell you what Jai-z since youre still punchin-out how much you love to hate me, I'll go ahead and drop.
I'm not even gonna quote out my puns or wordplays just so I can watch em
fly right over your head :
You are the ugliest fuckin bitch I've ever seen in my life
No I mean seriously, the ugliest bitch I've ever seen in my life
So when I bring Casey Anthony's rope and OJ Simpson's knife
It'll make this Antoine Dodson look-a-like say "hide yo kids hide yo wife!!"
To write without 'quotes' is like signing your boob.. and no, it's not cuz I like you
It's because youre the only idiot person my signature actually applies to
You think that youre lyrical, its pitiful when you try to correct me all critical
Already showed me youre hand so I'll tarot up cuz you play youre cards so predictable
You just set yourself up cuz this wasnt *BIT, you dont have the smarts for my hardest
But this'll have you hittin the canvas quick "yeah bitch I BET you're a fuckin artist"
The farthest from it even though youre starved from smokin crack with the back-seat hoes
Cuz you Earnie McCrackins are always use to rollin in the alley with a glassy rose
You asked for this own you fish-eyed foney that's got more weave than a basket-sown
And by the tone of the jazz jaiz talkin she mustve really thought my nut sacks a phone
Let me guess...: "I'm gonna draw a police-sketch of the murder scene that this queen left,
or how art is 4-squares and the kids at recess pushed me more than the swing-sets" pffft
You need respect, it dont make you tough just cuz you speak with a deep breath
Mad cuz no semen ejects with you in mind, you couldnt get a teen-agers dream wet
So what you really need to accept is that in this league youre the teams pet
The gang-bang artist of the RBL cuz youre the only 1 in-between sex
I know that youre bitter from eatin pussy, so I hope it's not in bad taste-
To say its no wonder that youre gay because you can barely get facts straight
But here's a fact, lets take it back to our battle past let's be honest
Bout when you modestly fucked up the threads and went around bar-limits promised
You wanna blame me for the mistake you made just cuz your verse wasnt polished
And then ran for the hills so fuckin fast I swore to God you was Scottish
But I stick to my guns when it comes to talent, you notice how fast that this rap's drawn?
Yet youre whole carreer has been on a bar-stool cuz there's nothin you can fall-back on?
Ya thong is stretched and your ass is fat, it pulls more carbs than a glass bong
If you was Nathalie Portman, "Burnt Ugly Duckling" wouldve premeired steada' "Black Swan"
Cuz one look from you would turn the medusa and her snakes into statues
If I shot my wad toward the bitches face the nut would curve like a cashew
Ya Im that dude that you give static cuz all my passions surpass you
While Im in the bathroom with your girl and her squirrel gets soaked in my Sassoon
This chick owns slick-resistant black shoes that help her bag up my fastfood
But Im tit for tat when I make good cash because I can milk off a tat-too
When it comes to writing with intellect you're as ignorant as it gets
You wear that word out more than Edward Norton in American History X
Cuz the way you talk is more black and white then watchin 1995's Nick at Night
So why dont you apply for a Bang-Bus ride since you wanna be seen in the dick-van, dyke
I mean how could you possibly embarrass me when you play right-bench for the fairy team
And only get income because your lips do those new commercials for Dairy Queen ?
They shared a scene with Forrest Gump, went on and on bout how shrimp is fire
But listen to your lieutenant and tuck that in it before it gets caught on a trippin wire
So go ahead, write a hundred bars but you'll never be on my level
You would need a steppin stool to step on or a set of stilettos
You got the staff? With a purple rag and a mouth on swole like youre Donatello
And I hope that yellow yeast infection will help to remind you youre not a fellow
She wallows and cries all wonderin why she's never stalked, known to follow guys
Buys up all the skittles to taste the rainbow, bout the only time that she swallow's pride
And on her christmas list right at the top all that it said she wanted was cock
Santa-Claus felt sorry for her and gave her a job since she was brought up to stuff a sock
You dont know what Im sayen so ryu-ken fusion and your punches dont throw'a duke in
Your battle with Razputin was neck and neck until Raz looked up, now Razpukin
Talkin all that bull you toad on a log will get you thrown in a pond
And after you croak it wont be from havin the bloated throat of a frog
What's most bologna of all your name JAY-Z it just goes to show youre a fraud
Now your image is swollen and needs somethin frozen to take control of the Blobs
You just got slept on :sleep: you fillin up cups at night tryin to fight with the jocks
I bet you feed on this verse more than a vagina, just watch her bite on the box
Fuck it, that's too many bars already and too much time to invest
Especially when I can cut you up way worse in just a five-minute sketch
Wow I hope you win this battle, you sure have enough time to.
"key-styler" pfffffft what a bunch of bullshit
here you go, I'll even help you
wow, why so many bars?
It was over in the first few.
LMAO no, she'll come back with somethin, she's had a week to think about it, and she's the one to set the thread up
so much for key-styles.. THATS ^^^ what a "key-style" looks like from me
I even gave you material.. tisk
hey shitty rhythm oh i mean smittyrhythm i hope u know u will be in a battle with chase murda soon
jai,im lookin at ya pic,why u posin all serious for,
i had to diss u cuz u remind me of curious george,
an them lips look like they can suck a mean dick,
i would fuck u but im afraid to end up wit red or green piss,
your butt cheeks so hot when u walk your thighs smokin,
u so lame u cant even take a pic without keepin ya eyes open,
that shirt u got on look like a nurses outfit,
they probally fired ya ass even da doctors know u aint about shit,
i heard niggas be fuckin u at the library an the bus stop,
she keeps her legs up head down,they call u da human dust mop,
u always on the cornor tryin to catch a date,
ya lips so big i can pull em back let em go an itll slap ya face,
look at her face yall,dont she got some lonely features,
ass stinkin pussy look like a slice of peperoni pizza,
when u fart the bass from ya ass sounds like sony speakers,
u aint a indian so them cheek bones probally came from bein a boney tweeker,
time's up jaiz youve officially taken way too long, no excuses. I put that shit together (sketch included) in less than 2 hrs, youre taking over 3 weeks for a battle YOU started. Idc if you drop the mohammad bruce lee of all battle verses, youve passed the deadline.
Soon is right.
man...jaiz is dead-weight beside a computer somewhere.
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