Jai-Z V's nOnni (Pic battle)

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by nOnni, Jun 4, 2005.

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  1. nOnni

    nOnni Active Member

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    I get to choose the pic (of you also haha), you said my rules lol

    10-20 lines
    you post first (*sticks tongue out*)

    This should be fun, I dont know what other ruels you meant to have in these things lol



    oh and just coz i think its adorable..haha

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  2. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Lol.. you post first. I don't wanna talk about your picture. I got to be in the mood to do these things.Lol
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  3. nOnni

    nOnni Active Member

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    you said my rules, you must follow my orders
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  4. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Oh I will.Lol

    I need some pics girlie..
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  5. nOnni

    nOnni Active Member

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    Dont worry, I have your pic and Ill take one of me then post up lol.

    When you wanna do this, I have a report to do for work on Tuesday so Im thinking is tuesday night good enough 4u?
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  6. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Umm.. sometime Tuesday's fine. Remember I'm not on after 8:pm Eastern. So.. sometime before 7's good. Have fun ma.
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  7. nOnni

    nOnni Active Member

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    whats that in my time? I'm like 5 hours ahead of NY, so you gonna have to drop way early for me to still be up haha

    Is there any pis of yourself you wouldnt wish em to buss out?
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  8. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    ........
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  9. nOnni

    nOnni Active Member

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    dont be putting other pics up of me fool, i posted the pic
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  10. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Hahaha.. yes mame.
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  11. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    [​IMG]

    There's no need for eye gouging.. my sockets'll do it the best
    She's in a war with her mouth, and them Choppers's picking up vets
    What's next? I got joke lines, nOn.. but you can call it.. quits
    cuz the only thing ya lacking in Playboy, Bunny.. is the ears and carrots
    This thread's like the Tonite Show.. I'm Kev, and she's Jay Leno
    Ladies and gentlmen..
    ..this is what Dough would look like if he ever did Drag cameos
    You gotta strong as jawline.. you sure you BEEN feminin' it?
    her heads shows so much Shag, Scooby-Doo's been seen with it
    I'm only going 10.. cuz I don't need much more for this whore
    so I'll compare her to Forman.. the way her grill runs out, of course
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  12. nOnni

    nOnni Active Member

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    a jay leno AND a george foreman line....wow...im special lol

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    I’m not quite sure if my eyes deceiving me – coz Jai said I’d fantasize
    But all I see is a Tranny in disguise with those man sized bulbous eyes
    For real, what up with them boggle peepers? They're pointing left AND right!
    Looks like Piggy swallowed Kermit but the frog put up a fight!
    The movement just aint right - causing "shit" like bowels as I prowl on this fat cow,
    nOn’s beer goggles proud getting aroused by her fat WOW,
    Ha, right! I pound on u dykes...u should change your name to "Mic Unable"
    This heffa bytch wouldn’t be able to spit a "multi" if I "force-fed" her a book of "time tables"
    Jai you’ll never be recognized like name changes steady chilling in last place,
    I'll make u suffocate... for trying to invade my personal space
    Or get fucked up with my "punches"...cuz its cheating to strike "below the waist"
    One uppercut is all it takes.. for you head and neck to separate
    Oh wait, is that a shadow on your jaw line or you draw it in on MS Paint?
    Your terrible at offense.. and your best defense is don’t even start..
    Cause beating me is nOnsense.. like a "blind man" being "afraid of the dark"
    With hostile moves, I just socked the shit out of you
    Take this LOSS bytch, I collapsed your lungs and 'KNOCKED the WIN(d) OUTTA YOU!"
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  13. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    who's pic is who.....then ill vote


    ps, when did chicks start battling, yet alone pic battling

    and if i may say so, this shouldve been a bra and panties match
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  14. stickman

    stickman music entrepreneur

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    you've been doing it for a while now
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  15. nOnni

    nOnni Active Member

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    lol, next time we'll do a bra and panties pic battle for you


    To clear up pics, obviously I'm not the one I'm chatting shyt about lol.. or Jai is black, nOnni isnt lol
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  16. Hades

    Hades Product of the 80's

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    i want to see a body shot of nonni.
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  17. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    I'm a hold you to it. Can you please get on aim.. gotta tell you somethings. It's really important.
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  18. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Lol.. didn't catch that. What up stick?
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  19. SPoKeN PHiLoSoPHy

    SPoKeN PHiLoSoPHy crazy ill, mad rowdy

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    vote = nonni

    funnier verse.. better punches.. except the last line she had..
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  20. Halloween Jack

    Halloween Jack Heavens Demon

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    [Kung-Fu] lol just kiddin.
    nice battle ladies. much props.
    not votin though, i just wanted to stop by to say hello. and nice battle. and good luck to you both and um... i wanted to ask nOnni to marry me... [dummy]
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