I've said this before but I'll say it again...

Discussion in 'Car & Audio' started by GaLaTeA, Jan 15, 2012.

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  1. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    ...if I ever have a husband/offspring :)scared:), there will neverrr everrr be a minivan registered under our name! No husband of mine will be driving a shoebox on wheels.

    People say "we need it for the room".

    Nonsense! SUV's have more room and are a billion times more stylish than some bad excuse for a vehicle better known as *coughs* Honda Odyssey. My man will have a pearl white/matte black Porsche Cayenne Turbo or a Range Rover HSE supercharged, before I'd everrr let him set foot inside a minivan.
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  2. Shadow

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    I would never buy a mini van....i don't car how much cheaper it may be in comparison to an SUV.
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  3. GaLaTeA

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    So agreed...

    The ONLY "minivan" I would rock would be an R63. Then again, that's more of a funeral car, than a minivan...
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  4. Shadow

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    I'd rather eat my own dick than drive a minivan
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  5. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    This would be the R63, one of those cars, I'd go En Vogue with a sledge hammer to re-shape it's oddly built funeral minivan silhouette...
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    Btw, auto carsturbation should be outlawed. :scared:
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  6. Shadow

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    wouldn't drive that either lol
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  7. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking it's an April fools prank that got transformed into a car being actually manufactured...
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    Mmmmmmmmm <3
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  9. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Well, at least it's not a prius...however...didn't they re-do a similar car on "pimp my ride" once?
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  10. Shadow

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    ~dead~
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    lol quite possibly...i figured they started it then got annoyed and just crapped it out
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  12. GaLaTeA

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    :funny:

    It looks like an extended B class model, iah...or a McFrankenstein between B and GL. :idk:
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  13. JBCizzle

    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    There are a lot of high priced autos listed, does that mean that your man has to be rich?
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  14. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    No, not at all.
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    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    So I guess getting a minivan to pick up chicks would be a bad idea? Not even one of those "swag wagons" from the Toyota commercials?
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  16. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Minivan would probably alert all astrovan chicks to flock in ones vicinity...





    :scared:
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  17. JBCizzle

    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    I'd get a minivan for that chick to be perfectly honest. I'll be whipped for that.
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    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    We should set up those 2 vs. Tricky P and Charron right away.
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  19. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Make it happen...sounds like a plan...
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    Deadddd
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