ive always had an affinity with jesus

but as a dude, not as a symbolic leader of christianity

if you take away his magic abilities, he still had a good message, and did good deeds selflessly.

my nickname has been jesus since highschool. But again the connection is less about the relgious aspect and more about the dude.

i just think jesus was a cool cat. I never met him but if i did im sure hed smoke a fatty with me and we could talk about the world and wed laugh and laugh about all the stressing out over pointless shit that goes on.

then hed say something like "time for me to go back to work" and wed do our secret handshake and hed be gone... and id look down into my hand and hed of left a big greasy green lugi in my palm....

and id say "oh jesus, you silly bugger you!" and then id hear a spacey chuckle come from the sky and the sun would wink at me

Bwahahaha