Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Cool Dude, Mar 26, 2009.
He proly thought this thread would die before 800
he plays fantasy soccer
He has a build similar to Ashley Olsen
He still uses a VCR and looks for "deals" on VHS tapes
He cums confetti
He routinely changes his potpourri every 2 weeks
After taking a piss, he pats his dickhead dry with a single sheet of toilet paper instead of doing the shake
He's 27 and still can't grow a respectable beard
oh man @patting
-let's 33 year old black men watch him wee wee
He's in love with Hannah Montana but doesn't know who Miley Cyrus is or why they keep mentioning the two together
he blinks in increments of 20
Parts his hair horizontally
Goes to Star Trek conventions dressed as Darth Vader
he owns more than 1 tie dye shirt.
he has 10 beanie babies in the back window of his pontiac grand prix
he bought 6 ninja stars off eBay 2 years ago and still hasn't used them to this day.
his life savings are invested in kleenex stocks
He spray paints the same pair of Fila's every morning to match what he wears
He recorded the outgoing message on his voicemail usin autotune
because he has more than 800 reason not to be dated
Separate names with a comma.