ITT we will come up with 800 reasons why women should not date AbZero

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  1. mr madness

    mr madness Silly Bitch Say Whaaaaaat

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    He proly thought this thread would die before 800
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  2. Your Idol

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    he plays fantasy soccer
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  3. Niggedawgg

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    He has a build similar to Ashley Olsen
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    He still uses a VCR and looks for "deals" on VHS tapes
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    He cums confetti
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    He routinely changes his potpourri every 2 weeks
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    After taking a piss, he pats his dickhead dry with a single sheet of toilet paper instead of doing the shake
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    He's 27 and still can't grow a respectable beard
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  9. IssphitiKOzS

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    oh man @patting


    -let's 33 year old black men watch him wee wee
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    He's in love with Hannah Montana but doesn't know who Miley Cyrus is or why they keep mentioning the two together
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  11. Shadow

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    he blinks in increments of 20
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    Parts his hair horizontally
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  13. Shadow

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    Goes to Star Trek conventions dressed as Darth Vader
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  14. Your Idol

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    he owns more than 1 tie dye shirt.
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    he has 10 beanie babies in the back window of his pontiac grand prix
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    he bought 6 ninja stars off eBay 2 years ago and still hasn't used them to this day.
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    his life savings are invested in kleenex stocks
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  18. mr madness

    mr madness Silly Bitch Say Whaaaaaat

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    He spray paints the same pair of Fila's every morning to match what he wears
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    mr madness Silly Bitch Say Whaaaaaat

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    He recorded the outgoing message on his voicemail usin autotune
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  20. Shadow

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    because he has more than 800 reason not to be dated
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