ITT we will come up with 800 reasons why women should not date AbZero

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  1. Cool Dude

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    1. He's not ambidextrous
    2. His senior year quote in the yearbook came from Golden Girls
    3. He still uses Friendster
    4. Its 2009 and he sleeps on a waterbed
    5. All he wears are V-neck pocket Ts


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  2. Cool Dude

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    6. He refers to pussy as "muff"
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  3. Cool Dude

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    7. He went green and encourages others to do so
    8. He's still not prepared for the digital TV switchover
    9. He uses an Aiwa stereo still, the kind that look like the back of a rocketship
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  4. zero terranova

    zero terranova ollǝɹoɯ

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    6. He only chats on ICQ
    7. He smells of dick shit.
    8. He's got a fat ballsack with a tiny penis.
    9. He is punctual to rape dates.
    10. He's got a cavernous vagina.
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  5. zero terranova

    zero terranova ollǝɹoɯ

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    wait what number are we on?


    10. His internet friends can't count.
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  6. Cool Dude

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    15. Those would be reasons 10, 11, 12, 13 & 14 not 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10
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  7. Cool Dude

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    16. In the summertime he invites over his friends for "S'mores Partys"
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  8. zero terranova

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    we can use bullets from now on, and you can figure it out.

    - So lazy he shits his pants instead of going to the bathroom
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  9. Cool Dude

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    17. AltaVista is his primary search engine
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  10. zero terranova

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    -rolls cigarette packs up in his sleeves.
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  11. Cool Dude

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    - He believes the moon landing was a hoax
    - He was born in Canada
    - When I went over his house we couldn't play video games because he only has 1 SNES controller
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  12. zero terranova

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    -fresca is his soft drink of choice.
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  13. Cool Dude

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    - Rolls his own cigarettes
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  14. Cool Dude

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    - Filters his own urine on camping trips
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  15. zero terranova

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    -favorite movie is homeward bound
    -is white yet still has ashy elbows and knees.
    -can't grow facial hair
    -has a honda decal on his hood
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  16. Superman70

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    there should be more numbered threads that encourage participation
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  17. Superman70

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    why did you faggots stop numbering?
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  18. nom gotti.

    nom gotti. the dapper nom.

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    - was once friends with a bear.
    - uses the phrase 'that is so money'
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  19. zero terranova

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    -washes his hands before and after pissing or shitting
    -coughs into his hands, and breathes it back in before it gets lost in the air
    -has a microwave with a dial
    -purchased an ez bake oven on ebay
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  20. Cool Dude

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    He fucked up the numbering you faggot now smoke my cock

    Sike


    I fucked up the numbering
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