it's just soccer, fellas. holy f-ck

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  1. Twamp

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    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...decapitated-brazil-stabbing-maranhao/2495199/
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  2. Shadow

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  3. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    I wanna see the vid.
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  4. Geedorah

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    Fights are normal in lower amateur leagues.
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  5. J Keeper

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    ...And the quartering part?
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  6. Geedorah

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    Wouldnt happen if referee was normal.
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  7. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    That's right. You ref an amateur men's league, you gotta be willing to absorb an ass-whipping from time to time. Or give one. You DON'T bring a knife with you to work.
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  8. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    Vlad the Impala would have been proud. Medieval bloodfeuds all over again..
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    whoa, i dont know anyone who would cut someone into pieces and then sever their head and plant it on a stake

    some people are fucked
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  10. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    Eh, fewer people on the planet. Hopefully more go at the next game.
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  11. Twamp

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    surprised they didn't use his head as the soccer ball.
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  12. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    Time is still young my friend. They'll probably carve out the insides, use it as a beer mug, and then stitch the neck hole up and play some soccer.
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  13. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    first this then a rapper got shot and killed on stage in Brazil and now a MMA fighter is in critical condition after gettin' jumped by a bunch of pussies. man, i thought Brazilians were happy considering they have the best type of booty in the world.
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  14. Geedorah

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    Watch Tropa de Elite to see what goes on in Brazil.
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  15. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    I can only imagine what those savages would do over a real sport.
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  16. Geedorah

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  17. antilluminati

    antilluminati Well-Known Member

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    You mean football.
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  18. Geedorah

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    They are mericans, thinking foot is hand.
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  19. Twamp

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    and you Croation's think dick is mouth.
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  20. Geedorah

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    Cant even spell. :alliknowisthat:
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