Is Jesus the only way to Heaven?

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  1. M-theory

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    well i forgot about it until now.

    i dunno if someone called you a rapist before me. maybe i didn't start it.

    i just remember you making that rape thread or whatever, and i didn't really look through the thread at all (so if someone else said it before me then i guess technically i didn't start it, but i still did it on my own)... i just saw the title of the thread and that you posted it so i called you a rapist. i'd like to think i would have done the same to anyone else who posted the thread at that time.
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  2. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    was it my post in here thread and make a rape statement hahahahahaha
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  3. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    or i mean the official leopard,spots bashing thread
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  4. M-theory

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    would have been the make a rape statement one.
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  5. The Steve

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    This is all based on the belief that a Heaven exists, which is fucking ludicrous.
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  6. TheBigPayback

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    Prove it.
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  7. The Steve

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    Oh that's an excellent counter!

    Prove to me that Santa Clause doesn't exist.

    I swear religious take stupidity to the next level whenever possible.
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  8. TheBigPayback

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    no really. Please prove ANYTHING in the bible wrong. Then when u tire yourself out ill prove a few things right for you.
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  9. TheBigPayback

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    Ill wait smart guy. Then when your done ill even tell you where heaven is located. Ill throw in hell too as a bonus.
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  10. TheBigPayback

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    Whered u go steveo. U just clownin an runnin. If i was so sure bout sumethin it wouldnt take me that long to back it up.
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  11. The Steve

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    Do you realize how unbelivably fucking stupid this is?

    Ok, I'm going to claim that a unicorn made of ice cream created the heavens and earth.

    So go ahead hot shot, prove to me that the ice cream unicorn doesn't exist and didn't create the heavens and earth.
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  12. The Steve

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    I was busy plowing my wife, wasn't too concerned with religious rhetoric I've heard before from equally stupid people with equally stupid arguments.
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  13. NOBLE SOLDIER

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    this i wanna see.. show me where heaven and hell are located.. please..

    btw.. I realized your posts seemed familiar.. so when i found out u were iRON mIC, alot of things started to make sense..
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  15. TheBigPayback

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    ur an idiot bro. Whats the point of flapping your gums about nonsense. At least back up your nonsense. Obviously u wont. But whatever.
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  16. TheBigPayback

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    that must make u cool or smart. Deffinately all knowing. Deffinately.
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  17. TheBigPayback

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    wth. Oh ya im sure u recognised me by the 3 or 4 posts i made on that name this year. But for the hell of it what exactly was the epiphany u had about that.
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  18. TheBigPayback

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    But to answer your question the bible describes it as being at the utter most north above the cosmos. And if u research aspects about that area of the sky ull notice that the density of stars is much much more bare than any other direction. But theoretically if u could live long enough to make it there u could actually go. Which colaborates why the babylonians thought and tried to build a tower to reach it an why God got so pissed an started to shorten lifespans. As well as why the casm of the heavens and the universe is continually expanding. So it was probably closer at some point.
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  19. The Steve

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    What do you mean nonsense? The ice cream unicorn neighed and all you know came into being. I don't have to back up any of this, I take it on faith as truth.

    Now, go ahead, PROVE to me that the unicorn ice cream doesn't exist and didn't create the heavens and earth. You fucking intellectually crippled vegetable.
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  20. The Steve

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    Hahahahaha

    So your god feared men who didn't have space craft or hadn't conquered space travel yet can't breathe in space?

    You're a real genius
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