Is Heaven just a night club?

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  1. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    Why ain't I on the guest list?

    I don't gotta wear a jail outfit like the guy in front of me do I?

    He's scary looking.
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  2. M-theory

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    I could swear I was on the guest list just months ago. Damn it, I should have went when I had the chance.

    What happened? New ownership? Did God change his staff or what? St. Peter replaced with bodyguards?
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  3. TheBigPayback

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    Its an actual planet. Ever expanding. That piece that always seems missing in life..is completed. You will know everything so you wont have to ask why this why that. Earth is a shadow of heaven. The colors on earth are a copy of that in heaven. Theres not one broken flower or withering leaf. Even ur unconsious desires are met. Your spiritual body can transfigure, fly, an move past the speed of light. (which is why we cant see the spiritual world) you wont eat food for nourishment but for pleasure. Nothing needed nothing wanted. Perfect peace. Agape love. Etc
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  4. The Steve

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    lol. I love when people talk about afterlife, because they have absolutely NO IDEA what they're talking about.
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i like the unicorn analogy.

    thats my new religion. Im right and all you assholios are going to hell for not believin me
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  6. TheBigPayback

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    im sorry steve YOU have no idea. Ima pray that God takes u by the neck an slams ur face in the bible like he did me.
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  7. The Steve

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    Hmmm. Have you died? Do you talk to anyone who has died?

    No? Didn't think so. Shut the fuck up.
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  8. TheBigPayback

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    man YOU are dense as shit. U answer for yourself. An YES i have seen and heard MANY accounts of clinically DEAD patients. I could actually find a health channel show specifically on the accounts of some of those type of people so u can hear from the horses mouth for yourself. But i dont see the point if EVEN if christianity were true you wouldnt become a christian. However if ud like to hear a few true death accounts where doc had brought them back to life even up to an hour of being pronouced DEAD.
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  9. TheBigPayback

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    Actually here (heres one so u can get familiar with the place you are longing to go) accounts of CLINICALLY DEAD patients, narrated by the DOCToR that they died with. Go google videos > search To Hell and Back. Make sure its the full vid. The right one starts with a blue screen with a quote on it. Then listen from the horses mouth. 5 different people some when to one part of hell some to others but sobering none the less hearing them recall what happened for the 45 min- hour they were dead.
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  10. TheBigPayback

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    LP WATCH AS wELL.
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    LP WATCH AS wELL. OR POST THE LINK FOR ME IF U FIND IT. SORRY FOR CAPS.
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  12. The Steve

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  13. The Steve

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    And near death hallucinations from people who were already influenced by religion isn't proof of any after-life
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  14. lyricalpriest

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    explain the white light EVERY near death experience victim is describing STEVE please do! since u can..
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  16. The Steve

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    Yeah that videos a joke, those people weren't even dead, they were NEAR death.
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  17. The Steve

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    How is that proof of anything, especially of an after life, or even your christian after life? It's not. If everyone sees the same thing I'm assuming it's imagery caused by the brain while it's being starved of oxygen.
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    you gotta be smarter than this. Ok steve NEAR DEATH, and CLINiCAL DEATH are completely different.
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  20. The Steve

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    That's an article about the origin of hell, it requires you to read.
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