Insidious 2?

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  1. Vulgar

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    Well? "horror" movies are so corny these days. Sinnister broke my heart

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    First one was good until you saw how corny the demon red guy thing is.
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  3. Vulgar

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    First one was good. This one looks goofy

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    looks better than the first TBO
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  5. Neezy Hamilton

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    sinister was actually a great movie
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  6. Vulgar

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    Sinnister was horrible. Two hrs of that nigga watchin those dumbass film reels

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  7. J Keeper

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    Sinnister and Insidious were the two movie non-horror buffs were saying were the greatest horror movies of our time.

    No, they were boring as fuck.

    Insidious was Paranormal Activity + a better camera and they show the demon. Honestly the shittiness of the production quality of PA was what made it so fucking great.

    Cabin In The Woods>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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  8. Vulgar

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    Mama is shittin on every horror movie named in this thread.

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  9. J Keeper

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    Everyone told me that movie was terrible, especially the ending.

    Didn't see it so don't spoil it, but fuck everyone hated Mama. Now I wish I said fuck them and saw it because Gullermo Del Toro is the fucking man and never fails (except a couple times with Hellboy).
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  10. Vulgar

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    It ain't the GOAT or nothing I liked it better then everything else mentioned. Gullerno did Sinnister so he's hit or miss. Cabin InThe Woods was terrible btw

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  11. J Keeper

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    Cabin In The Woods was literally the only horror movie that didn't follow the shitty formulaic nonsense that has been laid out in every horror movie since the original Last House On The Left.

    Which is why horror movie buffs swear by that movie. It's fucking great, it's unconventional, it's creative, it's scary, and it's truly unexpected.

    Now I understand that no matter what I say, it's not gonna make you believe it was a good movie, but understand there's a reason why that movie is ranked so high in the horror movie community.
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  12. Vulgar

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    It wasn't horror all the shit was man made. And it had a comedy feel to it. I'll pass. I'll take The Ring over that shit

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  13. J Keeper

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    The Ring?

    Literally the only thing about that movie that was scary was the fucked up face.

    And I don't get what you mean that it wasn't horror all the shit was man-made.

    Some of it was comedy, when the dood went to try and jump his motorcycle to escape and hit the barrier I fucking died laughing, but it was a horror movie.
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  14. Vulgar

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    Man made like they were watching them. And pushing buttons to make shit happen. It was corny as hell

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  15. J Keeper

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    You mean like Saw? Just - the gore porn and + an interesting story line?

    That was the point of the film. The whole thing was an allegory for society. Much deeper than the average horror film.

    http://whatculture.com/film/the-cab...s-the-most-important-horror-film-in-years.php
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  16. Vulgar

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    Saw one was a master piece. I can't speak on the watered down others. I don't like CITW bruh you can stop tryina sell it to me.

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  17. J Keeper

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    I know you don't like it and I'm not trying to sell it to you I'm just saying that there's a difference between what you enjoy and what is good.

    There's academic studies on Cabin In the Woods. Studies in film on the movie. You saying you didn't enjoy it is one thing, saying it is stupid is entirely another.

    And Saw one had some of the worst acting I have ever seen in any major film ever. My friend and I were literally laughing in the movie theater.
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  18. Vulgar

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    Studies don't make it good. And just cause you agree with the masses don't mean it's right. Cause it's all opinon end of the day. CITW was stupid to me.

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  19. J Keeper

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    Agree with the masses?

    Fuck the masses I agree with experts who have studied the genre and all film at large for longer than you've thought about anything in your life.

    CITW was stupid to you, but to a lot of people in academia, it was incredibly well-thought, well-written, and well-produced, with cultural relevance and very deep metaphors.

    I'll side with the experts on this one.
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  20. Newportz

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    Cabin in the woods was terrible

    Mama was terrible

    Sinister was alright

    Vhs 1 was decent...2 was garbage.
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