Insect in the toilet

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by IssphitiKOzS, Jul 26, 2013.

  1. IssphitiKOzS

    IssphitiKOzS Avalanche

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    Piss first or flush first?
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  2. doslavozes

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    Gotta drown that fucker with my stream of justice.
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  3. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    piss first, of course.

    i also catch spiders, throw 'em in the bowl, piss and flush them hoes into oblivion.
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  4. doslavozes

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    I also take a dump and then turn around and try to split my turd in half with my piss like a lumberjack.
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  5. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    piss first
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  6. Superman70

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    store in anus
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  7. Twamp

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    lmfaoooooo that's only more likely to happen if you sit down to pee.
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  8. IssphitiKOzS

    IssphitiKOzS Avalanche

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    That just seems cruel to me.
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  9. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Flush first :scared:
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  10. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    bear grylls would eat it
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  11. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Without rinsing it off or cooking it!
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  12. IssphitiKOzS

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    A society is judged by how it treats its helpless. You guys are dragging me down by association.
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    id save it. But i didnt wanna seem like a weirdo so i didnt say shit

    hope you feel less dragged down
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  14. Superman70

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    it depends what kind of insect it is.
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  15. KOzS

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    Scarabaeus viettei
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