INsane Tourney Round 1 - john hensley vs. lyrical priest

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  1. Insanevillian

    Insanevillian STILL in CHARGE

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    The Deadline for this First round will bw Thursday, March 29th... Midnight... Pacific Time

    16 lines...

    no more

    less if you want

    Voting Deadline will be Sunday Night at Midnight,,, Pacific Time

    No one Under 100 Posts votes will be accepted unless they are in the tourney

    Good Luck!
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  2. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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  3. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    first time i think for us eh?
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  4. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    Now: I Never said I was the best, but since we on the topic
    Hen's-uh-vet in text.
    wow!!!@ "How I just hope that's not ALL he's accomplished...."
    I said: " yo! broH! don't blow it now, hope for the crown!"
    keep wishin'...
    coz when i look @ ya sig all I can think is "Dohpes" going down...
    #HULKHOGANVOICE

    I wish this-wankster-would-stop with his hater-ish-shots.
    I'll "body" bag this fag
    for a bag of 'skittles' in his 'hood' like neighborhood watch*
    'dismember' this member of RM like I'm 'jon jones junior.'*
    moms wont find out b/c this time ima discard 'Johns' bones sooner
    if HENSizaking then I'm "Aim"ing @ royalty..
    shot's pop up like Instant Messages 'spammed to death' by quotes from me
    I'ma 'takedown' Hensely & 'turn him IN'to a John 'Doe' bodybag the clown like coke
    8 Ounces is 226 Grams that's how you breakdown a Half Pound I've sacked doHPe
    idk why you waited all week to post 16 bars im at a loss of respect
    and if Jason Anthony's prediction* is true that'll truly "Kauze 'n' Effect
    "DoHpe" I did a Little research on this word honestly check the verbotomy
    "D'oh" iz(expression of grief a la Homer Simpson)+Dope=Your 'High'ly suprised-n-mad losers: Etymology

    *clickable
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  5. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    what up tacoma

    Ur nothin that's 2 ill, & too old to be under a new deal.
    U must be '49er approachin 50' like Frank Gore runnin to midfield.
    Im aware what u lack son, 2 much of a fairy for action.
    Priest only got the White Collar cuz his boyfriends wearin the black one.
    He ain't got the dopest shit so he knows that his hopes R slim.
    Cuz I'm Pullin The Strings & this tourney's gettin started by a Choke from him.
    One of the dopest of all time hows it feel copin with small rhymes.
    u'll 'Die trying to Ascend' like Mountainiers gettin Frozen in tall climbs.
    Is Hell real? When my knife stabs ur chest, tell me.
    Dunno if u listen to Biggie,
    .. but ur bout to know everything about Life after Death LP.
    Ur girl had to leave u a mess, & me goin in 4 the sweep is a bet.
    After I got so Deep in The Hole she told me the reason she left is u bein in debt.
    So u turned gay in the worst way like only a neglected clown'd do.
    He ain't aimin for the W. his Eye's On the Mark cuz he's checkin out a dude.
    U'll be cryin bout this L. so why u frail, soft & dissin me?
    His Downpour of Emotions by itself is enough for me to Sail off to Victory.



    eaaaasy
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  6. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    LP, liked your neighborhood watch line, as well as the Kause and Effect punch, but the rest were ehh or confusing bcz of all the symbolz or jst random wordz like HULKHOGANVOICE, but ur wording got much better buddy. U did alright!

    Hens, ur opener, white collar, Frank Gore, Tourney choke and Mark lines were all funny! The rest were ok, but those really stood out. Good verse.

    Vote-Hens
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  7. Circleplex

    Circleplex New Member

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    neighbor hood watch line didnt even make sense. 3 words relating (barely) in a bar isnt wordplay, its fucking lazy. it dont work in 2 ways or anything, you just said youll kill him over skittles and that florida killing has something to do with skittles. that aint clever. stop doing it. same with that hp shit. that aint hard at all. it aint clever. anybody is able to do that <---like that. it aint wordplay, its bolding letters.

    "idk why you waited all week to post 16 bars im at a loss of respect"

    battle went up 25th, he posted 29th. fuckin 5 day weeks?

    this clickable link shit is lame as fuuuuuck. your punches where you used em are wack and dont make sense, so you put in a link like it makes them make sense. if you gotta explain it, its wack.

    ""DoHpe" I did a Little research on this word honestly check the verbotomy"

    vrbotomy isnt a thing. i googled it, its some sort of online game. you made up a fucking word smh. you just threw in etymology at the end of the 2nd line as well, it aint have anything to do with it.

    ""D'oh" iz(expression of grief a la Homer Simpson)+Dope=Your 'High'ly suprised-n-mad losers: Etymology"

    i dont even need to explain why this is garbage. wtf

    hensley beat that ass.

    vote: hensley
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  8. -MV-

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    Ur nothin that's 2 ill, & too old to be under a new deal.
    U must be '49er approachin 50' like Frank Gore runnin to midfield.



    Damn


    A lot of lyrical priest lines didn't make sense.
    I read that dophe line feeling dumb as fuck.



    Hensley in a slaughter house[no disrespect to LP]


    Just better flow and etc
    V/Hensley [beast verse]
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  9. JiHaD210

    JiHaD210 REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

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    LP -

    -" yo! broH! don't blow it now, hope for the crown!"
    keep wishin'...
    coz when i look @ ya sig all I can think is "Dohpes" going down...

    Whats with the capital H on broH? Circleplex was rite... thats lazy man.. NOT wordplay

    and explanation links are boo boo... ALWAYS hated explanation parenthesis, clickable links and annotations at the bottom of verses. If you have to explain it, its prolly a stretch.

    -for a bag of 'skittles' in his 'hood' like neighborhood watch*

    the concept is there... but the punch is not


    My vote is Hens - just a better battle verse
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  10. Insanevillian

    Insanevillian STILL in CHARGE

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    for one LP... if you have to explain your punches, then they arent punches...

    kind of like some of your lines in audio battle... you didnt get them going with the punches, but ill admit, you are at least attempting to be creative

    i remember back in 2000 when people used to throw three words together like hood skittles line, and they would get props for it... but in todays game, its a weak play at wordplay

    Hensleys verse was bananas, probably my verse of the week, loved the 49er line and the crativity didnt stop there, whote collar, and for some reason i liked the life after death pinch

    Vote Hens...
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  11. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    LP:

    I'll "body" bag this fag
    for a bag of 'skittles' in his 'hood' like neighborhood watch*

    'dismember' this member of RM like I'm 'jon jones junior.'*
    moms wont find out b/c this time ima discard 'Johns' bones sooner


    vs

    Hens:

    Im aware what u lack son, 2 much of a fairy for action.
    Priest only got the White Collar cuz his boyfriends wearin the black one.

    He ain't got the dopest shit so he knows that his hopes R slim.
    Cuz I'm Pullin The Strings & this tourney's gettin started by a Choke from him

    Is Hell real? When my knife stabs ur chest, tell me.
    Dunno if u listen to Biggie,
    .. but ur bout to know everything about Life after Death LP.

    Ur girl had to leave u a mess, & me goin in 4 the sweep is a bet.
    After I got so Deep in The Hole she told me the reason she left is u bein in debt.

    So u turned gay in the worst way like only a neglected clown'd do.
    He ain't aimin for the W. his Eye's On the Mark cuz he's checkin out a dude.

    U'll be cryin bout this L. so why u frail, soft & dissin me?
    His Downpour of Emotions by itself is enough for me to Sail off to Victory.


    vote- hens
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  12. Insanevillian

    Insanevillian STILL in CHARGE

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    Hensley advances
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