Insane Tourney Round 1 - J Keeper vs. Jai-Z

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  1. Insanevillian

    Insanevillian STILL in CHARGE

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    The Deadline for this First round will bw Thursday, March 29th... Midnight... Pacific Time

    16 lines...

    no more

    less if you want

    Voting Deadline will be Sunday Night at Midnight,,, Pacific Time

    No one Under 100 Posts votes will be accepted unless they are in the tourney

    Good Luck!
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  2. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Check, good luck.
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  3. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Listen,
    I don't know a single dude or chick that would find you attractive,
    They'd go blind from blunt force if their eyes viewed your wackness,
    That pussy gets beat like a heavy bag,
    Probably in the same shape too, got a steady sag,
    If you were the last chick on earth, and I was living with faggots,
    I'm pretty sure I'd still rather stick my dick in a cactus,
    If everyone in the world said you were the flyest of hoes,
    I would still rather fuck a dead dog on the side of the road,
    What I'm sayin' is you're ugly, and trust me we all agree,
    I would say you blow if it weren't for all of the swallowing,
    Oh and by the way, try to find a name that isn't taken,
    Cuz no one pays attention to an ugly bitch that ain't creative,
    Did I mention that you're ugly, and overall you disgust me?
    Probably poppin' pussie pussy proper like it's nothing,
    A double dose of gross and triple shot of yuck,
    You will never be the recipient if I ever give a fuck...
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  4. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Im a key you something serious..
    ..I thnk your horrible dude;
    if you were the last man on Earth, I wouldnt give a fuck from the Moon.
    A lot of ugly jokez? Ok, what else is new?
    I got dimez on my dick..
    ..you got foreskin and bushy pubez.
    I thought I was gonna have to try hard..
    ..some1 said you were nice;
    And he's right..
    ..your like a Hallmark card tryna text fight.
    This nigga talking bout fucking broadz..
    ..that dick'll never be active;
    put him in a room full blind women..
    ..they'll never find him attractive.
    Dude Im a lesbian, Im not into your kind;
    only time Jai Keeper niggaz close..
    ..is to the tip of a gunline.
    And blow your face right off, have your brains disperse;
    so I could see what u were thnking when you thought of that verse.
    Oh yea, u werent thinking..
    ..you thought I was slouching foreal?
    you cant hotwire my shit, I keep that club on the stirring wheel.
    J.Keeper couldnt keep a broad, thatz y he on his prison shit;
    but Im Warden of cell blockz, sticking it to you like broom stickz.
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  5. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Jst to let u know.. the censored name was "d.eth".. so I tried to change it to "some1" and they censored that too. *shrugz*
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  6. Circleplex

    Circleplex New Member

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    "I thought I was gonna have to try hard..
    ..some1 said you were nice;
    And he's right..
    ..your like a Hallmark card tryna text fight."

    imo this was the best punch of the battle. most of keepers stuff was ugly jokes and they werent hard hitting enough for it to be a good verse. jai's rhyming was lazy as fuck but her punches were good enough that it didnt matter

    vote: jai-z
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  7. D-MONIK

    D-MONIK Active Member

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    Vote= j Keeper

    This was a hard decision here. Both had pretty good verses but I think the edge goes to Keeper for going first. Jai z used going second as a major advantage and basically played off of Keeper approach and a line or two, I.e. keeper had a blind line then Jai had one..keeper had a last man on the planet line then Jai had a last chick on earth line, while Jai's line might have been a little better, the fact she used Keepers idea to write her verse lost points in my book

    keeper had a consistent verse nothing eye popping , and Jai really picked it up at the end but I felt she played off Keeper too much

    Vote= j keeper
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  8. ThatsNotMyName

    ThatsNotMyName The Conquering Lion

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    This was my favorite.
    Keeper just hitted Jai Z's self-steem
    And then Z came back harder destroying Keeper's manhood.
    The punchlines, personals, metaphors and everything was dope.

    Hard one.
    Raz is right though. Jai Z was kinda on that rebound shit, she was using the same ones but upgrading them...

    Shit.
    I won't vote. For me it's a tie.
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  9. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    I honestly ddnt even read his verse. I jst used the played usual Jai jokez card that every1 usez against me and guessed right when I keyed my verse.
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  10. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Gimme a break...
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  11. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    J. Keeper.. ur angelz were pretty generic. I keyed u from my cell phone wth cliche punchez.

    Thereza battle I had wth TaC a couple weekz ago were we had the same exact concept, but differently worded punchez.

    I know he ddnt flip me, bcz it was generic punch.

    "If u were the last man on earth"

    Thatz cliche as hell, right?

    I keyed u before I keyed Gee, ddnt wanna noshow u both. Been busy as fuck this week.
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  12. -MV-

    -MV- Banned

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    Vote Jai-Z.. for better punch-lines...set ups

    J keeper had better personals though..too bad he couldn't convert them into hard hitting punch-lines.
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  13. Insanevillian

    Insanevillian STILL in CHARGE

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    vote J Keeper...

    probably the closest battle ive seen in this round...

    even though Jai-z claims she didnt play off of the verse... it still "appears" as if she played off of the verse... and the similarities are there....

    Jai z, i have to admit, probably wrote the better sounding verse...

    but jai-z its kind if hard to say you didnt read his verse when in your verse you say this

    so I could see what u were thnking when you thought of that verse.
    Oh yea, u werent thinking..

    lol... so you wrote that you seen his verse, but in reality you just threw that in there?

    :p

    good battle
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  14. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Straight metaphorical swagger punch.

    The set up explainz the punch u quoted IV. Itz jst another way of saying.. "see whatz on ur mind".

    If I blow ur brainz out, I could see whatz on ur mind. Yamean?

    Ppl do punchez like that all the time. Yall dont accuse thm of feeding, but whatever.
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  15. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Keeper:

    That pussy gets beat like a heavy bag,
    Probably in the same shape too, got a steady sag,

    If you were the last chick on earth, and I was living with faggots,
    I'm pretty sure I'd still rather stick my dick in a cactus,

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    Jai:

    And blow your face right off, have your brains disperse;
    so I could see what u were thnking when you thought of that verse.


    vote - Keeps
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  16. Insanevillian

    Insanevillian STILL in CHARGE

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    Keeper Wins 3-2

    Jai-Z advances as well due to the double no show
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