Imitate a RAPPER Cypher - 8 bar limit!

Eminem:


I'm leavin the mile, barely breathin I'm feelin the style
Bitches screamin, cus they love how I'm seen in the wild
Babies teethe, you can leave if you bereaved by the pile
of all the dirty piece of meats that I was leavin the child
Explode in an instant, I had a dad who was older than Winston
Got my eye on a bitch who I see from a distant..
She's a fuck made for pussy then after I'll be pissin...
But if u aint fuckin me then u dont know what u missin!

Soldier boy up in this spot
Jockin' on dem haterz mayne
Watch me crank dat Robo Cop
Then pop 'em wit my lasers mayne
Like YOOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Watch me dooooooooooo
FOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
You can't doooooooooooo
Nope!
Betcha can't get it like me
Joke,
Betcha ain't pretty like me
Mayne yo' face is uggggly

TheSaurus

Know what u missin? I'ma pop your kitten
You're just angry cos you dont get props for spittin
Ohohoh, look I'm the cat with the winning streak
Ever since you were born you've been a freak
That is why you couldn't blow up if a spinach thief... hit you win TNT
Oh God I guess that means you're not on fire
I rock the cypher
And you're just....... a rotten liar

ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Wayne

I'm the great, like Alexander
spittin fire out the mouth, like charmander
fuck you bitches..like porno stars
I get plenty bitch, I got a entourage
I drive monster cars, I'm the boogie man
on tha block posted up like a bulletin
no one's fuckin wit me, I got the game locked
because all my music bump like chicken pocs

Diddy

I cant stop, and i wont stop...
Cuz im on top...
its Bad Boy Baby.. and i dont rep nothin else..
this gon be the hottest shit, that u ever felt...
my sex game hot, making all the bitches melt...(BAD BOY!!!)
Find me in the club, nothing but diddy boppin...
I be in the back, crystal bottles still gettin poppin...
(you know me its bad boy baby lets go)

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rick Ross

Nigga I Roll With The Black Goblins!
They Pop Guns, I Pop Pills Cause I Have Back Problems!
Runnin' Up Like Jason In A Hockey Mask!
I Chop Bricks Like Karate Class ... To Lose Body Fat!
And I Don't Gotta Run From The Cops!
Cause It's "BAAAWWWSSSSSSSSS" ... And I Run With The Cops!
All We See Is Platinum And Gold!
Gotta Take My Badge Off So I Leave Safe After The Show!
Y'all Don't Even Know Why I'm On Def Jam!
Cause I Couldn't Bust With My Dick In My Left Hand!
They Wanna Test Me Like Ex-ams!
Pull Up In The Hummer...Guns Smokin' Like Redman!
Ricky Ross Still Swervin' In Foreign Cars!
Like... Whip It REAL HARD! Whip It Whip It... REAL HARD!
And My Chain's So Heavy And Shiny Nigga!
Doing 190...The Boss Stay Grimy Nigga!

wtf

I swear there's already a thread like this that was made like 8 months ago with a lot of the same verses put up

do you fools save your impressions in a textfile and feel proud of them or something?

Bizzy Bone

and imma na na na na miss everybody
and imma na na na na miss everybody
pokin shit, rollin spliffs tiggity tiggity tote'n clips
when I'm wiggity wiggity smokin hits wit my click
January to December, contender fender benders
siggity frikity niggity slender in November

and Imma na na na na miss everybody

As myself



Yea...


Pop locks fiens shake from these shock rocks
what I boil from soft turning powder to hard
seeing myself out of the fog knowing life hard
being optimistic, why shouldn't I ball
I'll sunroof thoughts how I've vision it all
cats talk just pissing me off
that shyt be in the way, of something like a boss
caught a few charges, went against lords
questioned authority, went against boards
never left became quiet now i'm here to take it all
fuck being a crab thats something thats lost
thats bottom of the barrel thats something thats toss
fuck hoes but I'll AND1 chicks
fuck laying up how I play game J'n these tricks
fuck yo winning shot my dream the ticket for that spot
born champion known to keep bitches hot
let you nyggaz show case dropping the top
i'll never let up I'll bubble until I pop

Troy already did Wayne but I couldn't pass this up.

.UGGGGGGGHH!!!!!! Yaaaaa You Know The Damn Dude Hustles!
Weezy Baby Get It Poppin' Like... Shampoo Bubbles??? (aaaaha!)
In A Black Jag! All I Do Is Stack Cash!
So My Shoes Are See Through Like A Glad Bag!
But Your Raps Belong In A Trash Can!
You Can Get To Steppin' Just Save Me A Last Dance!
Have A Fat Chance? I'm Getting Lifted Like Bam Bam.
I'll Put Ya Girl's Leg's In The Air Like A Hand Stand! (yyyyuuuughh)
I'm Burning More Tree's Than Forrest Fires!
We're Playing In The Same Game, But My Score Is Higher!
And I Control An Excellent Sport! SPORT?
While I "Sue-Wu" Like Taking Method To Court!
Shhhhaaauu, , , I'm Flyer Than Bruce Wayne!
I Shoot Flames! Shittin' On Y'all Like Poop Stains!
We Carry Benji's Like Loose Change! (Yuuuuhhp)
And You Keep On Losing...You Should Start A New Game!

WEEEEEZZAAAHY!

will smith


i dont gotta curse, they still love me wherever i go
after the next movie, i'll make 20k for a single show
back in the days when i was young and in philly
we used to dance like idiots to have fun and act silly


idk... maybe? lol

cam'ron:

I'm movin' up baby...baby's movin' up/
My ruger's so crazy...crazy screwed it up//
Baby's screwed, paid my dues, my screws are loose man/
Do it baby, look I'm OJ...no Juice Man...//
Look Ma', I do it crazy, do it proper like/
I got a dike, you got a dike...man..ma' you nice//
Take your jeans off...take those things off...
treat married women like phones...take the ring off..//

Nomak:

Im not wack.. I promise
rep fag.. cause Im Amish
My raps are.. shear garbage
my mom is.. an ostrich
my face.. is monsterous
We live.. in a cottage
inside of.. some boxes
Im just being.. honest

yeeeeeah its gucci

im zone 6 afilliated/
so icey boys entertainment/
oj da juice got my back and i know these lames hate it/
on the track wit soulja boy but i aint a kid though/
tell yo gul a aint a game so i aint nintendo/
but she can get it though/
in back of my studio/
cartoon like goofy flow/

now go pick up the album the state vs. radrick davis

lol jus somethin quick off top...

Canibus:

Before I battle you I'll put my fist through your clavicle
grab whoever in back of you in a way thats far from natural
your rhymes are laughable, so pardon my nonchalantness
but you dont want this, my punchlines'll knock you unconsious
like tyson in his prime - before the bitin' started
I made Em look homo, and LL look retarded
I was ill back then and ima be ill after
truly yours, the canibus man, rip the jacker

Drake

It's on like a lightswitch
turn off on your radio if you dont liiiiiikkkkeee this (aye)
Ya bitch love the dick she know she cant fight this
ya nigga come imma machetti,blade swing,motherfuckin knife this..
motherfucker who think he nice
im stuck to ya bitch like white on rice....DRIIZZZYYY

Not to diss homie, but Im do the real Rick Ross niqqa...

Let me feel myself... let me rub my hands
this is mobsta music... pop 'em rubberbands
In colombia Im known as the big black mafioso
Been done made a couple mills with them locos
Now Im in my Lodge pleadin' to freemasonary
Rick Ross, not even Guzman pushin' as much yay' as me
Black leather, black rocks, black glocks, black phantom
Boobie boyz, triple C's N Ross, we all black panthers
Sky's the limit, Im fuckin' these women
Wrappin' bills around my dick, Benjamine's watchin my semen
How big, how powerful a nigga must be
For all my enemies to crumble, let a nigga be
Im flashy, forgive me, it just so happens money is ignorant
And a ll you other munkies is different
Rick Ross cut it, Curtis Jackson is sniffin' it

lil Jon

SHOOT THAT MOTHAFUCKA!
SHOOT THAT MOTHAFUCKA!
SHOOT THAT MOTHAFUCKA!
SHOOT THAT MOTHAFUCKA!

KILL THAT MOTHAFUCKA!
KILL THAT MOTHAFUCKA!
KILL THAT MOTHAFUCKA!
KILL THAT MOTHAFUCKA!

YOU SCARED, NIGGA!
YOU SCARED, NIGGA!
YOU SCARED, NIGGA!
YOU SCARED, NIGGA!

SMOKE ROCKS, NIGGA!
SMOKE ROCKS, NIGGA!
SMOKE ROCKS, NIGGA!
SMOKE ROCKS, NIGGA!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lmao, one of my first posts on RM