I'm such a spaz I f-ck up everything

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by P. Chase, Jan 22, 2014.

  1. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Send her a dick pic and tell her "all this could have been yours".....

    I bet she txts you back. .
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  2. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    send her a picture of your asshole and be like "it's a self-portrait"

    then punch yourself in the dick.
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  3. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    D. All of the above
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  4. King Dex

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    Are you really fine with getting taken advantage of by a cunt who clearly thinks you're lame?

    Just to be in her fucking presence?

    Have some self-respect, Paper.

    Part ways.
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  5. DemiGod

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    Buy her a pet cat, then murder it in front of her.
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  6. King Dex

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    I wish I could've seen her reaction to you asking to go down on her, though.

    Probably the most awkwardly hilarious shit ever.

    lmao
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  7. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Dont listen to demi. Hes part wolf and hates cats.....

    Kill her mother instead
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  8. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lol she just got mad

    I figured maybe she would let me

    Hanging out with her just makes me happy and I'm not happy in this building cuz I'm not doing nothing at all

    I have 2 blunts and I think I will save them til Friday to see if she'll smoke them with me

    I don't like blazing alone anyway

    If she won't blaze with me on Friday then I'll just have to say it's over
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  9. DaAlmightyDolla

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    Call sneez.... did yall break up?
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  10. Vulgar

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    See how long it takes for her to contact you. Then brush her off when/if she does.

    Cigar Life on Tapatalk 215
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  11. Geedorah

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    You are not in love.
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    :funny:
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  13. Smouble ML

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    She has no respect for u bro. But you admit u like that. But then u also complain about it. Wtf...???????
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  14. Newportz

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    Dead on.
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  15. DemiGod

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    This works too.
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  16. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i heard the pillow was talking about you paper. It said you snitched on it to the toaster
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  17. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Nah cuz I don't think she's gonna talk to or chill with me anymore and I'm so sad
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  18. DemiGod

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    Probably best for you.
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  19. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    I don't think so

    Chillin with her makes me happy regardless so why would I want to end that

    I just wanna stay happy
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  20. DemiGod

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    Because you're always pining over her and she isn't interested. You aren't happy, you're just lying to yourself.
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