I'm moving to the USA. Any tips?

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  1. ThatsNotMyName

    ThatsNotMyName The Conquering Lion

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    So yeah, that's pretty much it. I'm moving to the USA in a couple of months.

    Y'all been living there your whole life so give me some tips on how to survive man, help a fellow board member. Imma be an alien once I get there (Like Juvenile said man "You far away from ya home yous a alien") so some tips from you on what to avoid and do will be useful.
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  2. SiegeSupreme

    SiegeSupreme Well-Known Member

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    Buy a gun and an American flag to hang somewhere outside your house.

    You'll be good
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  3. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    be sure to get your free i just moved to america pizza from @A.V.I.
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  4. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    if ur going to use one of those Uhaul Moving places, dont use Uhaul. They charged my mom an arm n a leg n they didnt help with nuthing. they didnt do shit. We had to drive the truck n everything. Should call that shit YouHaul.
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  5. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    Where are you moving in the U.S. ? What city / state?
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  6. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Merica>>>

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  7. trilliam cakespeare

    trilliam cakespeare Awful Poster, Ok Tag Mak...Awww, Fuck

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    Agree with everything you hear on Fox News.

    Don't carry a wallet if you're black & allergic to gunshots.

    Stay away from niggaz, but fuck as many hoodrats as possible.

    If you wanna be a thug listen to Gucci, if you wanna be a simp listen to Drake, if you wanna kill yourself listen to Chief Keef.......or the GRB battles.
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  8. Resilient.

    Resilient. .. . ..

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    Go west coast.

    East coast is tough


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  9. THEDONN

    THEDONN One Love

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    Yea prepare to get fucked by the government everyday
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  10. trilliam cakespeare

    trilliam cakespeare Awful Poster, Ok Tag Mak...Awww, Fuck

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    Piggy backing off of Don's post, stock up on lube.
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  11. DemiGod

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    Tip #1: Don't take advice from the internet.
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  12. Jammin' Jobus

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    watch out for the black and hispanic fellows.
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  14. SirSpanksAlot

    SirSpanksAlot Well-Known Member

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    Move to New Hampshire :

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  15. Screech

    Screech I came, I saw, I conquere

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    Do yourself a favour and move to Canada instead.


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  16. Vulgar

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    He might as well stay where he's at then.

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    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Get ready for some freedom :funny:
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  19. Archer

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    Usa >

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  20. J Keeper

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    Best advice in the thread, tbh.
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