I'm gonna battle rap the first person to reply inside

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Niggedawgg, Feb 10, 2009.

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  1. Complete Chaos

    Complete Chaos I'm Drugs.

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    WWWAAAAIIIITTT.
    Eko thought this was good?
    wat?

    My mother's a spanish bitch, nigga, she don't play that shit
    Stretch out your whole asshole with a glass dildo then leave you in a ditch
    But let's back up a bit, be a little more realistic
    Because your bullshit wouldn't hit hard if you were spittin it with fists
    I've seen your silly raps before, they're simply tragic
    You're little more than a minor annoyance, like when your crabs itch
    Shampoo your pubes, improve your attitude, and get some practice
    Because I say shit so vicious, it'll leave your fans dissed

    wat?
    srsly? gtfo.
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  2. Eko Ren

    Eko Ren New Member

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    Hey, Dex. Click this.
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  3. Jesus H. Christ

    Jesus H. Christ The Ruler's Back

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    Ha.

    Maybe I'm a terrible person, but watching someone crumble brick by brick is so much fun.
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  4. Eko Ren

    Eko Ren New Member

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    Hahahahahah, you are so delusional! You have nothing whatsoever to do with that post!

    That's why I didn't even reply to your moronic little comprehension comment. You're obviously a loser. This thread should be an embarrassment to you.
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  5. Eko Ren

    Eko Ren New Member

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    Sigh. No. For the millionth time, I thought it was better.

    But hey. You'll know it when you hear it. I guess it's my fault for posting that.
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  6. Complete Chaos

    Complete Chaos I'm Drugs.

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    Srsly? Is this guy dense?

    It have everything to do with him, you're obviously the moron.
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  7. Eko Ren

    Eko Ren New Member

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    No, it doesn't. Please, tell me how you know more than I that my post was directed to him?
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  8. Niggedawgg

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    LMAOOAOAOAOJASDFL:KJDSFL:SDKJF @ THlS THREAD

    BTW

    "Stretch out your whole asshole with a glass dildo then leave you in a ditch"

    line of the century
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  9. Eko Ren

    Eko Ren New Member

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    These people love you, man.
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  10. Niggedawgg

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    Hey Ren you want to Audio Collab about how much of a bitch you are
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  11. Niggedawgg

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    naw, they just got good eyes and can spot a faker from post #1
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  12. Eko Ren

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    A faker?

    You still want to e-beef or whatever this is? What the fuck is this? You can't be normal, dude? You don't even know me. I thought we were just gonna battle rap, I didn't realize this was some sort of forum faux pas. Wtf.

    I seriously thought people were gonna come in here and comment on what was better. I didn't realize this was a fucking artist's resume and shit. And not only was it leapyears better than your shit, it really wasn't that bad.

    Confusing nonsense.

    Ya'll can talk shit all you want, but at least listen to my music first so you're basing it on something. Ya dig?
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  13. Jesus H. Christ

    Jesus H. Christ The Ruler's Back

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    [​IMG]

    "nuh uh" would've been so much more concise and befitting.
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  14. Eko Ren

    Eko Ren New Member

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    You're corny.
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  15. Jesus H. Christ

    Jesus H. Christ The Ruler's Back

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    No matter how you dice it, your lyrics are trash and you're a moron with no sense of humor.
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  16. Jesus H. Christ

    Jesus H. Christ The Ruler's Back

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    "Stretch out your whole asshole with a glass dildo then leave you in a ditch"
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  17. Niggedawgg

    Niggedawgg New Member

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    lmao you love typing paragraphs

    You might as well go HERE
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  18. Eko Ren

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    Can you write a better line than that?

    I haven't seen a better line than that on the whole site.
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  19. Jesus H. Christ

    Jesus H. Christ The Ruler's Back

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    Eko's self esteem:

    [​IMG]

    Eko after this thread:

    [​IMG]
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  20. Eko Ren

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    That wasn't a paragraph.

    You aren't literate.

    All this because you aren't a good enough writer to be serious.

    Making a joke thread about battle rhyming + actually being called out + typing bullshit + saying "just kidding" + saying the other cat sucks = FAILURE.

    And ask yourself this: does it really matter if your little ebutt ibuddies agree? In the end of it all, I know I'm ill. I actually have a sincere fan base.

    ...small...

    ...but I'm expanding. Anyway, I'm not going to stroke your jilted ego by buying into your internet trolling nonsense.
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