I'm going stir crazy

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  1. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    This injury has knocked me on my ass (concussion and whiplash).

    Here is a list of things I'm not allowed to do, as per Dr.'s orders: No bending, twisting, stretching, sitting (??), climbing, lifting, kneeling, pushing, pulling, standing, walking, use of upper extremities, operating machinery or driving.

    I'm not allowed computer use, to do puzzle books or anything that requires brain energy.

    That leaves......laying. I've been ordered to complete bed rest for another 10 days. It's been a week already and I'm bored out of my tree.

    This sucks.
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  2. Geedorah

    Geedorah King

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    Wtf did you do?
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  3. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Hit my head at work, in a way that caused shifting in my neck.
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  4. Geedorah

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  5. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    DAMN...Your husband must be more angry than you. Poor fella.
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  6. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    He just had surgery, neither of us are missing anything, lol
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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    sounds pretty uncomfortable.

    times like those i wish you could take a sleeping pill until the time has passed.

    you can sort of.

    youll have to drink a lot of booze, get blackout drunk for the next week. Time will fly. Chug straight from the bottle like nick cage in leaving las vegas. Man he could drink in that movie.
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  8. Geedorah

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    I never blacked out because I drank too much, how do you do it?
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    if you want to know how, i have many ways i can tell you.

    simple way is just keep drinking. Youll black out eventually.
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  10. Geedorah

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    Never did, and I drank for whole night, just puke and drink more.
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    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    you didnt try hard enough

    but the puking thing does fix the spins sometimes, same with closing one eye. If you see double, just close one eye and youre good to go.
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  13. Geedorah

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    I did.
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  14. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    well then youre a very special human being who never blacks out from alcohol

    you are very unique and magical

    congrats
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  15. Geedorah

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  16. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Lmaooo@the above exchange.

    What would I do without you guys??

    It is miserable.

    I'm on some meds, but they don't knock me out. The first few days all I did was sleep, now I sleep about 3 out of every 24 hours.

    That's a lot of time to twiddle one's thumbs.
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  17. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yes it is.

    get Equine or equinox or enix or whatever his name is NIGHTMARE Yeah thats it, get him to make you some sizzurp, purple drank. I know hell come through for you, he seems like the type thats a nice guy. Nice guys deliver sizzurp premixed, so ask for that with your puppydog eyes

    that shit will keep you in a vegetable state. Just drink lots
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  18. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Maaan

    It's crossed my mind to get a bunch of phone numbers just to chat to peoples.

    I wouldn't, but damn this is brutal.
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  19. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Lol. I'll do that, and I'll forward this message for back up.

    P.S. It's Esoteriq
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  20. Geedorah

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    Download tetris or spot the difference on your phone, that will keep you busy.
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