Discussion in 'The Sanctuary' started by Tacky Jones, May 28, 2011.
ill magically become impregnated by our next savior.
it would have to be magic cuz theres no penises or vaginas in heaven...
we lose those on the way in
Your losing the whole body on the way in.
What happens if you get into heaven, but then you turn into a real prick of an asshole?
Do you get the boot or do they just deal with you?
Is there prison in heaven? Not next to the nurseries of course...
good, mine was small to begin with
@ Steve. judging by all the priest scandals, i think it'd be a convenience thing if the prisons were right next to the nurseries.
the inTaCulate conception
why is there jobs? why is there a need for jobs? who qualifies for a job? can you list all the jobs in heaven for me? who pays you? if theres no pay why is there jobs? what do the ones without jobs do all day? whats the point of hanging out in heaven? why not come back to earth and help people? sounds elitist....
peoples desriptions of heaven sound rediculously unbelievable
im not arguing about there being a heaven here, just what its like.
This is why the entire concept of heaven is absolutely retarded.
Cus we were made in the likeness of God. And God is a creator. Which is wat makes man like God , we create things. We were all givin gifts an talents so whatever ur good at whatever u enjoy doing will be ur job in heaven. An most likely the time we get there the things ur describing on the earth will not be the same here.
Cool. Then die nigga. Go to hell.
isnt this a contradiction on your nursery theory?
so whats the point of these nurseries?
do the babies grow up to be kids, and then young adults, and then adults? all in heaven?
do they still get zits? what do heaven babies look like? they dont have reproductive organs, so they must look quite weird... all smooth and shiney like plastic dolly's
this is rediculous... heaven babies hahahaha man
How about I die and not go to any fairy tale place?
Does, not, exist.
This shit is on par with neverland you peter pan wannabe.
I still think having a job in heaven is the most rediculous sounding shit
its like a magical city where floating orbs of light have perpetual orgasms while playing magical trumpets and looking after baby orbs in the nurseries, and some magical orbs are bankers and some sing in a choir...
i still wanna know why its even a city and not a country or a whole 'nother planet... what made god decide on a city... all by itself in the sky?...
i also remember BP saying in heaven your at your physically best.
its a planet. But huge in proportion to earth
If the parents go to heaven they will get the chance to raise them. You will remember people like u do here. U will recognize parents an grandparents etc. You will even have a familiarity w people u dont know from earth like great grandparents etc. Youll even know like king David an Abraham even tho u didnt kno. Them here
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