Let me be the first to say Superman. Superman is an arrogant piece of shit, and I'd crush his face while he does his pathetic writing at work in his normal virgin nerd form. Yeah...Clark Kent...big fucking mystery....and I'd fuck lois lane on Clark's desk....because lets face it, he's never gonna get the balls to do it himself. Vagina seems to be his 2nd form of kryptonite. 2ndly - spiderman. Why? Have you seen that commercial...Capital One I believe? The way spiderman talks in that irritates me. And i'd kill him, steal his peter parker capital one card and commit some random identity theft crimes and purchase many odd things with his card. He'd never know, because I would've already killed him....but credit companies would talk...and his name would be tarnished for forever. Spiderman is lame. Got bit by a spider so now he can fly from building to building with some super web? I'm not buying it. The day I see a spider shoot web out of one of it's 2 arms....you may have me on your side spiderman. And how the fuck do you see out of those chrome eyes? Bullshit. Spiders have 8 eyes by the way....may want to make the upgrade on your costume before I smash your ass into the ground. anyway - you?