If you could spend 1 day as the opposite gender....

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  1. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    I read this book once, I ferget what it was called but it was an Orson Scott Card book. In it, there was this princess who ended up through no fault of her own but a conspiracy, became a wanted criminal. Under advice from her mentor, she was told to disguise herself as a boy. The logic being that if everyone is looking for a girl, they'll pass over all the boys.

    With that in mind, I would run around killing people.
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  2. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Assuming i could get out the shower, attempt to get as many numbers as i can just so i can call them the next day
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  3. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    I'd love to keep my original voice though so I can walk around as a hot and sexy girl and wait for guys to come up to me and then be like "baby I'm a butter yo bread" in a low male voice.
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  4. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Lmao.

    You don't know how hard getting out of the shower can be sometimes :funny:
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  5. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    What would you do when you find a guy that likes that?
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  6. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    That's a really good question. I guess that means I'm about to get this work then.

    By the way congratulations on the pink name.
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  7. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Forget shower, you'd pretty much become a sammich maker with movement restricted to the kitchen only. ;)
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  8. Geedorah

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    Shadow would be my kitchen bitch.
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  9. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Hey, hey, hey...wait your turn. :D
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  10. Geedorah

    Geedorah King

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    No,Im claiming him.
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  11. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Not this panther
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  12. Geedorah

    Geedorah King

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    Yea,you.
    Gonna be my blue eyed kitchen bitch.
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  13. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Oh hush, kitten. :)
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  14. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    Snap, Gal just put us women in our places. Although aren't we allowed to also be in the bedroom to service you after the sandwich? :)
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  15. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Precisely why ya'll got two sets of lips. One to get mad with when being locked in the kitchen and other to apologize for doing all that yelling. ;)
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  16. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    Once I'm done apologizing you're going to be passed out shaking after unloading enough DNA to film a few episodes of CSI. You're gonna be twitching because I got it like that girl. You're not even going to be able to watch the Sportscenter highlights.

    Edit: I just realized I'm a total whore.
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  17. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    I'll make Marquis de Sade proud. :)
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  18. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    I have big brown eyes tho


    Gal would try to see my tits if roles were reversed
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  19. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    I have a feeling Gal would be one of the hornier guys if she had the chance.
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  20. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    I'd probably be banging anyone and everyone twice and hitting them with bricks just to make it hurt. :)
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